Shank A Bitch 3 Day Six: The Handsman Cometh (10/71 Alive)

hello friends i am back to shank a huge nerd

shank: ixcaliber

wait let me bold that

SHANK: IXCALIBER

Groupshankvote: Phish.
you broke the combo, that is an unforgivable offense.
or at least until something else catches my attention

YOU FOOLS. WE MUST STAGE AN INTERVENTION.
GROUPSHANK IXCALIBER.

shank ixcaliber for not roleplaying

VINCE DO YOU WANT TO GET FIRED OR SOMETHING

Red709 - 8 (Solaris, Dragon Fogel, Pharmacy, cyber95, Palamedes, makerofthegames, Red709, x1372)
Granolaman - 7 (Acionyx, BlazerC, beruru, Everanix, Phish, Coldblooded, Sai)
Dragon Fogel - 5 (Scoffles, Sanzh, Sotek, SupahKiven, speedchuck)
Ixcaliber - 4 (Loather, Dalmationer, bigro, Crowstone)
makerofthegames - 2 (druplesnubb, Granolaman)
Deviant One - 2 (AgentBlue, Pick Yer Poison)
Phish - 2 (Sruixan, Fragowump)
"the spacetime anomaly" - 1 (Truegreen)
amosmyn - 1 (Demonsul)
Schazer - 1 (Gnauga)
Akumu - 1 (Pharas)
"Anomaly" - 1 (Chwoka)
druplesnubb - 1 (Not The Author)
"disney xd" - 1 (Ixcaliber)
Scoffles - 1 (konec0)
Mister Visceral - 1 (Seedy)
Fragowump - 1 (Schazer)
Schazer - 1 (Plaid)
bigro - 1 (antisequitur)
antisequitur - 1 (yd12k)
"stiq" - 1 (ICan'tGiveCredit)
AgentBlue - 1 (Deviant One)
"icanhasdonut" - 1 (amosmyn)
Garuru - 1 (Mister Visceral)

Abstaining - 11 (Akumu, Niall, fivex, Prime Intellect, Breadpocalypse, Mikeee, Chocolate Pi, TehPilot, anacreon, Garuru, Whimbrel)

With 58 players alive, it takes 30 votes to groupshank a bitch.

Day ends at 12:00 AM EST on Sunday, July 20, or in ~22 hours!

Shank: Ixcaliber for lying.

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dini i am dead amos can't shank me
unlesy i am undead in which case shank amos back

I also apparently ate some dice while i was in the portal. Anyway lets get to stabbin.
[b]Shank: Ixcalibur[/b} for trying to kill the corperate god that is disney.

ebwop:Shank: Ixcalibur

Why does Red have the highest wagon on him anyways? It might have to do with the fact that my name isn't anywhere in the votals.

shank: Red709

Shank: Ixcalibur
you will be out of your misery soon friend

i'm too hot and emotionally compromised by cancelled cartoons to contribute in any meaningful way

sorry everyone

hey ix

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mike chilton has a badass older sister that was going to show up later

:)

groupshank: garuru for Not Paying Attention

Why are we adding shank to injury? Must we further ruin Ix's day by shanking him? Are we going to shank a man while he's down?

Why not shank a bitch?
Which old bitch?
The ratchet bitch.
That ratchet-ass bitch of the West, Garuru.

Shank: Ixcalibur
you will be out of your misery soon friend

"I don't see how murdering me is going to bring back Motorcity. I just love the Duke of Detroit is that a crime?"

Ixcalibur's voice slows and distorts into a static shriek and then stops. It is followed by the calming chimes of a virus checker having finished it's business.

"I'm really sorry about that." Officer Betsy apologizes profusely. "Let this be a lesson to you all. Never open any email attachments from unknown sources, even if they seem to be nice and polite. That's the very last time I'm going to trust a Nigerian Prince let me tell you."

"Now where were we?"

[b]unshank: ixcaliber[/b[

Shank: Ixcalibur
you will be out of your misery soon friend

"I don't see how murdering me is going to bring back Motorcity. I just love the Duke of Detroit is that a crime?"

Ixcalibur's voice slows and distorts into a static shriek and then stops. It is followed by the calming chimes of a virus checker having finished it's business.

"I'm really sorry about that." Officer Betsy apologizes profusely. "Let this be a lesson to you all. Never open any email attachments from unknown sources, even if they seem to be nice and polite. That's the very last time I'm going to trust a Nigerian Prince let me tell you."

"Now where were we?"

bazinga!!

Well, far's I'n reck', las'n of import were Malky dyin' an' thatall cyberfoolery. Don' think we (as'n aggregate collective) 've got much done t'figger what t'do 'bout mucha anythin' as yet. Don't tend to think we (as individual units) much care to, ei'r, what'n what been on display as yet.

Red's only onna choppin' block 'cos they said th'wrong thing fronna th'wrong crowd ('zibit A). Dunno they's really done nothin' deservin' of it, though I'nt kept records wha'n I'n able'n make'n calls on that'n, time bein'.

Wh'else... Pharms'n Foge's duel's on hold 'til'n suitable arena shows... Hrn. Think'n it. I miss'n a thing? 'Course I'n miss'n a thing, I ain't suited what'n whate'r it is what drives daycare staff'n kinnergar'n teacher-types. But I'n reckon none ya's gon' help'n 'lucidate nuthin', 'cos that don' seem'n fit youalls criteria'n what makes times good, yeh?

Hrnf.

I am still voting for Granolaman.

That man is in agony. I tried to help, but it's a pain that can only be cured through a group effort I'm afraid. Also I don't want anyone who is apparently immortal still walking around and stabbing people.

Shank: Ixcalibur twice as hard
now that you have recovered, you are once again
AN ENEMY

so, shanks.

Oh, blimey, that deadline's closer than I thought it was. So, yeah, anyone presently abstaining from the groupshank probably ought to pick their preferred victim somewhat sharpish, or, ahem, else.

On that note, Groupshank: Fogel again, as promised.

So like Sruixan

are you gonna dayshank or did you only have one of those

So, like, Sruixan

are you gonna dayshank or did you only have one of those

Oh, whoops. I thought that post didn't go through.