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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive)
07-16-2014, 08:28 PM
Gentlemen. A moment of your time.
It appears that one of our number had a giant pile of vests to offer. It seems that those vests may be up for grabs at some point. Now, there are two options that we can use for these vests.
1) burn them all. in fact, those of us with remaining vests may as well toss ours in the conflagration, we won't be needing them.
2) construct a mobile fortress and/or mech out of shankproof vests, so that we may terrorize the nearby islands.
We are left with but two true options - which should we choose? Who could we trust to pilot such a frightening mech? Would a cleansing fire prevent these vests from defending against shanks?
... Yeah, I had nothing important to say. Carry on everyone, carry on.
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive)
07-16-2014, 08:29 PM
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive)
07-16-2014, 08:29 PM
I SECOND THE IDEA OF BUILDING A MECHA OUT OF THE VESTS.
THEN, I WILL FIGHT IT WITH MY MECHA.
IT WILL BE A SPECTACLE WORTHY OF SONGS FOR CENTURIES TO COME, I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT.
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive)
07-16-2014, 08:29 PM
you forgot 3) throw the vests into the demonverse and see what happens
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive)
07-16-2014, 08:31 PM
I ALSO AGREE WITH THE DEMONVERSE IDEA.
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive)
07-16-2014, 08:34 PM
(07-16-2014, 08:23 PM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: »shankvote amos yes
bitch
Vote: CREDITTTT
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive)
07-16-2014, 08:39 PM
I VOTE FOR AMOSMYN FOR STABBAGE, FOR THEIR RETALIATORY SHANK ATTEMPTS REPULSE ME.
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive)
07-16-2014, 08:46 PM
Are the dead bodies still around.
If so, I arrange the corpses into a whale as a physical offering to the divine/demonic forces that maybe.
Arrange: Corpse into whaleshape
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive)
07-16-2014, 08:48 PM
I say we sacrifice the vests in a ritualized manner to our absent goddess.
Or to me.
Either one is good.
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive)
07-16-2014, 08:50 PM
No, take the corpses like a proper ominous Goddess should.
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive)
07-16-2014, 08:52 PM
I have it on good authority that Shankvote: Red709
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive)
07-16-2014, 08:59 PM
I'm already taking the corpses once you're done arranging them
I assumed this was understood
I just want the vests too
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive)
07-16-2014, 09:00 PM
Yeah Shank: Red feels like the move to make.
Come on, one and all let's just kill someone and move on with our lives.
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive)
07-16-2014, 09:09 PM
DID YOU LIKE THAT MALKY?
I DON'T KNOW WHO MADE YOU DISAPPEAR, BUT I HOPE YOU HAD SWEET DREAMS!
I'LL NEVER BE CAUGHT BY YOUR CULT
GET OUT OF MY HEAD
AAAHHHH
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive)
07-16-2014, 09:30 PM
Shank: Makerofthegames
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive)
07-16-2014, 09:44 PM
I agree. He probably made our goddess dissapear to usurp her power.
Shank: Maker of the games
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive)
07-16-2014, 09:46 PM
Anyone who misses day one doesn't deserve day two
shank fragowump
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive)
07-16-2014, 09:49 PM
all i can say is that he made this game so he must be the one keeping us here, right?
shank maker of the games because this makes sense and he is in cahoots with Dini
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive)
07-16-2014, 09:50 PM
If Credit says he's in cahoots with Dini it must be true!
Vote motg!
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive)
07-16-2014, 09:52 PM
(07-16-2014, 09:49 PM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: »shank maker of the games because this makes sense and he is in cahoots with Dini
With Dini? FUUAAHAHAHAHA!
I THINK NOT!
I am in cahoots WITH MYSELF!
Shank Red
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive)
07-16-2014, 09:53 PM
(07-16-2014, 08:19 PM)Dalmationer Wrote: »THE DEMONVERSE.
I'll have you know that I have very powerful friends in the Demonverse.
Maybe we can do some networking sometime?
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive)
07-16-2014, 09:58 PM
Lynch Makerofthegames, for reasons that do not involve silencing anyone who might reveal the conspiracy to the masses
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive)
07-16-2014, 10:55 PM
I am very disappointed in all of you, attacking all those people in the night. Total cowardice. Except for you, Sruixan, you're man enough to strike during the day. You're cool in my books.
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive)
07-16-2014, 11:04 PM
(07-16-2014, 10:55 PM)BlazerC Wrote: »I am very disappointed in all of you, attacking all those people in the night. Total cowardice. Except for you, Sruixan, you're man enough to strike during the day. You're cool in my books.
Hey, dude, you're pretty cool yourself. Keep on shanking the good shank...
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive)
07-16-2014, 11:11 PM
I still have no idea what's going on! To hell with it I shall vote amosmyn because that is a sucky picture up there
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