Shank A Bitch 3 Day Six: The Handsman Cometh (10/71 Alive)

Gentlemen. A moment of your time.

It appears that one of our number had a giant pile of vests to offer. It seems that those vests may be up for grabs at some point. Now, there are two options that we can use for these vests.

1) burn them all. in fact, those of us with remaining vests may as well toss ours in the conflagration, we won't be needing them.

2) construct a mobile fortress and/or mech out of shankproof vests, so that we may terrorize the nearby islands.

We are left with but two true options - which should we choose? Who could we trust to pilot such a frightening mech? Would a cleansing fire prevent these vests from defending against shanks?

... Yeah, I had nothing important to say. Carry on everyone, carry on.

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I SECOND THE IDEA OF BUILDING A MECHA OUT OF THE VESTS.
THEN, I WILL FIGHT IT WITH MY MECHA.
IT WILL BE A SPECTACLE WORTHY OF SONGS FOR CENTURIES TO COME, I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT.

you forgot 3) throw the vests into the demonverse and see what happens

I ALSO AGREE WITH THE DEMONVERSE IDEA.

shankvote amos yes

bitch

Vote: CREDITTTT

I VOTE FOR AMOSMYN FOR STABBAGE, FOR THEIR RETALIATORY SHANK ATTEMPTS REPULSE ME.

Are the dead bodies still around.

If so, I arrange the corpses into a whale as a physical offering to the divine/demonic forces that maybe.

Arrange: Corpse into whaleshape

I say we sacrifice the vests in a ritualized manner to our absent goddess.
Or to me.
Either one is good.

No, take the corpses like a proper ominous Goddess should.

I have it on good authority that Shankvote: Red709

I'm already taking the corpses once you're done arranging them
I assumed this was understood
I just want the vests too

Yeah Shank: Red feels like the move to make.

Come on, one and all let's just kill someone and move on with our lives.

DID YOU LIKE THAT MALKY?
I DON'T KNOW WHO MADE YOU DISAPPEAR, BUT I HOPE YOU HAD SWEET DREAMS!

I'LL NEVER BE CAUGHT BY YOUR CULT
GET OUT OF MY HEAD
AAAHHHH

Shank: Makerofthegames

I agree. He probably made our goddess dissapear to usurp her power.
Shank: Maker of the games

Anyone who misses day one doesn't deserve day two

shank fragowump

all i can say is that he made this game so he must be the one keeping us here, right?

shank maker of the games because this makes sense and he is in cahoots with Dini

If Credit says he's in cahoots with Dini it must be true!
Vote motg!

shank maker of the games because this makes sense and he is in cahoots with Dini

With Dini? FUUAAHAHAHAHA!
I THINK NOT!

I am in cahoots WITH MYSELF!
Shank Red

THE DEMONVERSE.

I'll have you know that I have very powerful friends in the Demonverse.
Maybe we can do some networking sometime?

Lynch Makerofthegames, for reasons that do not involve silencing anyone who might reveal the conspiracy to the masses

I am very disappointed in all of you, attacking all those people in the night. Total cowardice. Except for you, Sruixan, you're man enough to strike during the day. You're cool in my books.

I am very disappointed in all of you, attacking all those people in the night. Total cowardice. Except for you, Sruixan, you're man enough to strike during the day. You're cool in my books.

Hey, dude, you're pretty cool yourself. Keep on shanking the good shank...

I still have no idea what's going on! To hell with it I shall vote amosmyn because that is a sucky picture up there