Shank A Bitch 3 Day Six: The Handsman Cometh (10/71 Alive)

change my shankvote to pharmacy whatever

Crow, if you really so intent on shanking me, I say put a little more effort.

I have arrived after a long week of work to 26 pages. Good times.

CROW ARE YOU LOSING FAITH IN YOUR DEITY HOW DARE YOU NOT BE ENTHUSIASTIC

FOLLOW ME HARDER I COMMAND IT

SHANK: CROWSTONE

coo cooooo

coooo co cooooo cooo

GARURU YOU ARE SLANDEROUS SCUM TO EVEN THINK YOU CAN PREDICT MY MYSTERIOUS WAYS BECAUSE I OPERATE ON A HIGHER LEVEL THAN YOU DO

SHANK: PHARMACY BECAUSE THOSE PACKAGES BELONG TO ME BOTH OF THEM I HAVEN'T EVEN ALLOWED THE TWO OF YOU TO DO YOUR STUPID VIOLENT THINGAMAGIG EVERYTHING SHOULD BE ABOUT ME ALWAYS EVERYBODY KEEP GIVING THE PACKAGES TO ME ONLY I DESERVE THEM SHUT UP

I STILL STAND BY WHAT I SAID

what the hell is even going on anymore

Objection

Show Content

Spoiler

that ain't cool that's ice cold
alright alright alright alright alright alright alright

Someone Tries To Eat The Packages. They Are Promptly Stopped By 68 Shanks Pointed In Their Direction.

Kíeros - 30 (Pharas, Schazer, Dalmationer, bigro, Dragon Fogel, Coldblooded, Not The Author, SeaWyrm, Sruixan, Red709, Palamedes, Solaris, Mister Visceral, speedchuck, Phish, Chwoka, Eidolonic, Everanix, Garuru, cyber95, Stiqqery, amosmyn, Chirality, yd12k, makerofthegames, TehPilot, Sotek, druplesnubb, Sanzh, Demonsul)
MalkyTop - 9 (Acionyx, Breadpocalypse, anacreon, fivex, Deviant One, Sai, AgentBlue, ICan'tGiveCredit)
Sruixan - 2 (Scoffles, Granolaman)
TehPilot - 2 (Plaid, konec0)
Pharmacy - 1 (Crowstone)
No Shank - 1 (Akumu)
Acionyx - 1 (OztheWizard)
Solaris - 1 (Pick Yer Poison)
"Dratini" - 1 (Cat)
Niall - 1 (wofferboggles)
Coldblooded - 1 (beruru)
SupahKiven - 1 (SupahKiven)
Sai - 1 (LegendaryQ)
Gnauga - 1 (Gnauga)
Dragon Fogel - 1 (Pharmacy)
amosmyn - 1 (Airey)
Not The Author - 1 (Kíeros)
Loather - 1 (Whimbrel)
ICan'tGiveCredit - 1 (icanhasdonut)
BlazerC - 1 (Kíeros)
Chocolate Pi - 1 (x1372)
Crowstone - 1 (MalkyTop)

Abstaining - 10 (Seedy, Niall, Prime Intellect, Fragowump, Ixcaliber, antisequitur, BlazerC, Mikeee, Truegreen, Chocolate Pi)

With 70 players alive, it takes 36 votes to groupshank a bitch, 19 votes if the day ends without a groupshank!

Day ends at 1:00 PM EST on Friday, July 11, or in ~20 hours!


MAIL ELECTION PACKAGE ONE

Dragon Fogel - 12 (Dragon Fogel, Pharmacy, SeaWyrm, Akumu, Palamedes, Granolaman, Coldblooded, makerofthegames, Eidolonic, Rivenforge, Breadpocalypse, fivex)
MalkyTop - 11 (druplesnubb, cyber95, Crowstone, MalkyTop, OztheWizard, Whimbrel, Phish, LegendaryQ, amosmyn, Airey, Sanzh)
Red709 - 6 (Red709, speedchuck, Niall, yd12k, Chirality, BlazerC)
Sruixan - 4 (Schazer, Garuru, Pick Yer Poison, AgentBlue)
Cat - 2 (Cat, Everanix)
Return To Sender - 2 (Sai, bigro)
Pharmacy - 2 (Demonsul, Solaris)
Granolaman - 1 (Sruixan)
Rivenforge - 1 (Dalmationer)
Scoffles - 1 (Scoffles)
Schazer - 1 (Mister Visceral)
"Mirdini" - 1 (Pharas)
Loather - 1 (ICan'tGiveCredit)
Deviant One - 1 (Deviant One)
anacreon - 1 (anacreon)
Stiqqery - 1 (Stiqqery)
BlazerC - 1 (konec0)
Blow It Up! - 1 (x1372)

MAIL ELECTION PACKAGE TWO

Pharmacy - 13 (Dragon Fogel, Pharmacy, SeaWyrm, Akumu, Palamedes, Granolaman, Pick Yer Poison, Demonsul, Coldblooded, Solaris, Eidolonic, Breadpocalypse, AgentBlue)
Schazer - 10 (Sruixan, Schazer, Kíeros, Dalmationer, Crowstone, Pharas, Phish, makerofthegames, fivex, Sanzh)
MalkyTop - 7 (cyber95, MalkyTop, yd12k, OztheWizard, Whimbrel, LegendaryQ, Garuru)
THE SKY - 2 (Scoffles, amosmyn)
Airey - 2 (Truegreen, Airey)
Chirality - 1 (Red709)
Akumu - 1 (Niall)
konec0 - 1 (konec0)
Solaris - 1 (Mister Visceral)
Loather - 1 (ICan'tGiveCredit)
Crowstone - 1 (Everanix)
Return to Sender - 1 (bigro)
Deviant One - 1 (Deviant One)
Whimbrel - 1 (Rivenforge)
anacreon - 1 (anacreon)
Prime Intellect - 1 (Chirality)
Scoffles - 1 (BlazerC)
Stiqqery - 1 (Stiqqery)
Blow It Up! - 1 (x1372)
TehPilot - 1 (druplesnubb)


Amosmyn inspects the packages from a shank-free distance and notices nothing particularly unusual! They seem to be addressed to 'The Vista Paolo 30th Anniversary Celebration'.

Kieros, let me offer a counterargument:

I AM NOT EVEN GOING TO RECEIVE ONE PACKAGE AS AN OFFERING THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE ALL OF YOU ARE UNHOLY SHITHEADS

SHANK: DRAGON FOGEL

what happens if there's a tie is there a fight to the death
let's find out

1st Elect: MalkyTop
Shank: MalkyTop

i support you malky

THANK YOU CYBER

KONEC0 YOU COULD AT LEAST ELECT ME FOR BOTH PACKAGES YOU UTTER SLIMEBALL I HATE YOU

SHANK: KONEC0

no

fight to the death for my amusement oh "Goddess"

IF THAT IS TRULY YOUR NAME

oh I've formed a shankpact w Malky yessss

wow, I can DEFINITELY hold my breath longer than all of you guys! It's like you guys didn't even know I was still on the bottom of the pool!

SHANK: Kieros because we might as well just hammer this home.

Now, does anyone know how to treat severe brain damage from oxygen starvation?

Heed Deputy Mod Paranoia In My Sleeping Absence If Necessary

Kíeros - 31 (Pharas, Schazer, Dalmationer, bigro, Dragon Fogel, Coldblooded, Not The Author, SeaWyrm, Sruixan, Red709, Palamedes, Solaris, Mister Visceral, speedchuck, Phish, Chwoka, Eidolonic, Everanix, Garuru, cyber95, Stiqqery, amosmyn, Chirality, yd12k, makerofthegames, TehPilot, Sotek, druplesnubb, Sanzh, Demonsul, antisequitur)
MalkyTop - 9 (Acionyx, Breadpocalypse, anacreon, fivex, Deviant One, Sai, AgentBlue, ICan'tGiveCredit, konec0)
Sruixan - 2 (Scoffles, Granolaman)
TehPilot - 1 (Plaid)
Pharmacy - 1 (Crowstone)
No Shank - 1 (Akumu)
Acionyx - 1 (OztheWizard)
Solaris - 1 (Pick Yer Poison)
"Dratini" - 1 (Cat)
Niall - 1 (wofferboggles)
Coldblooded - 1 (beruru)
SupahKiven - 1 (SupahKiven)
Sai - 1 (LegendaryQ)
Gnauga - 1 (Gnauga)
Dragon Fogel - 1 (Pharmacy)
amosmyn - 1 (Airey)
Not The Author - 1 (Kíeros)
Loather - 1 (Whimbrel)
ICan'tGiveCredit - 1 (icanhasdonut)
BlazerC - 1 (Kíeros)
Chocolate Pi - 1 (x1372)
konec0 - 1 (MalkyTop)

Abstaining - 9 (Seedy, Niall, Prime Intellect, Fragowump, Ixcaliber, BlazerC, Mikeee, Truegreen, Chocolate Pi)

With 70 players alive, it takes 36 votes to groupshank a bitch, 19 votes if the day ends without a groupshank!

Day ends at 1:00 PM EST on Friday, July 11, or in ~20 hours!


MAIL ELECTION PACKAGE ONE

Dragon Fogel - 12 (Dragon Fogel, Pharmacy, SeaWyrm, Akumu, Palamedes, Granolaman, Coldblooded, makerofthegames, Eidolonic, Rivenforge, Breadpocalypse, fivex)
MalkyTop - 12 (druplesnubb, cyber95, Crowstone, MalkyTop, OztheWizard, Whimbrel, Phish, LegendaryQ, amosmyn, Airey, Sanzh, konec0)
Red709 - 6 (Red709, speedchuck, Niall, yd12k, Chirality, BlazerC)
Sruixan - 4 (Schazer, Garuru, Pick Yer Poison, AgentBlue)
Cat - 2 (Cat, Everanix)
Return To Sender - 2 (Sai, bigro)
Pharmacy - 2 (Demonsul, Solaris)
Granolaman - 1 (Sruixan)
Rivenforge - 1 (Dalmationer)
Scoffles - 1 (Scoffles)
Schazer - 1 (Mister Visceral)
"Mirdini" - 1 (Pharas)
Loather - 1 (ICan'tGiveCredit)
Deviant One - 1 (Deviant One)
anacreon - 1 (anacreon)
Stiqqery - 1 (Stiqqery)
Blow It Up! - 1 (x1372)

MAIL ELECTION PACKAGE TWO

Pharmacy - 13 (Dragon Fogel, Pharmacy, SeaWyrm, Akumu, Palamedes, Granolaman, Pick Yer Poison, Demonsul, Coldblooded, Solaris, Eidolonic, Breadpocalypse, AgentBlue)
Schazer - 10 (Sruixan, Schazer, Kíeros, Dalmationer, Crowstone, Pharas, Phish, makerofthegames, fivex, Sanzh)
MalkyTop - 7 (cyber95, MalkyTop, yd12k, OztheWizard, Whimbrel, LegendaryQ, Garuru)
THE SKY - 2 (Scoffles, amosmyn)
Airey - 2 (Truegreen, Airey)
Chirality - 1 (Red709)
Akumu - 1 (Niall)
konec0 - 1 (konec0)
Solaris - 1 (Mister Visceral)
Loather - 1 (ICan'tGiveCredit)
Crowstone - 1 (Everanix)
Return to Sender - 1 (bigro)
Deviant One - 1 (Deviant One)
Whimbrel - 1 (Rivenforge)
anacreon - 1 (anacreon)
Prime Intellect - 1 (Chirality)
Scoffles - 1 (BlazerC)
Stiqqery - 1 (Stiqqery)
Blow It Up! - 1 (x1372)
TehPilot - 1 (druplesnubb)

i dont listen to paranoia

I LIKE MALKY
elect1: malky
elect2: also malky

First, we vote No Group Shank to prove that we are all sane, honorable people here.

Secondly, let's tear this resort... up-start-down.

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RIOT ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

Destroy both of the packages.

Did you just associate sane, honourable people and twitch chat?

First, we vote No Group Shank to prove that we are all sane, honorable people here.

Secondly, let's tear this resort... up-start-down.

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RIOT ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

Destroy both of the packages.

Did you just associate sane, honourable people and twitch chat?

I think he did

I'm almost legitimately offended

THANK YOU DONUT I WILL GIVE YOU A DONUT WHEN THIS IS ALL OVER OR MAYBE EVEN A DOUGHNUT

HNNNNNN SO CLOSE TO AN ACTUAL SWEAR-TO-MALKY HAMMER