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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (69/70 Alive)
07-10-2014, 05:27 PM
"Okay seriously guys." Detective Garland pipes up in the quiet that follows. "Do you know how bad it's going to look that you just straight up murdered someone while I was standing right here. Next time could you give me a little heads up so I can go and take a quick plausible deniability break?"
"That said I guess it seems that Rivenforge was a criminal sooo I don't see any reason to press charges." He paused. "You know, in a way that murder was pretty much a public service. Blazer, if you'd like I could put in a good word with the Vista Paolo Police Department when this is all over. I'm sure they'd appreciate someone with such a dynamic approach to crime and punishment."
"Oh and thanks to those of you who took the time to fill in my form." He said almost as an afterthought. "I'm sure your help will prove to be invaluable in taking down this international menace."
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (69/70 Alive)
07-10-2014, 05:32 PM
(07-10-2014, 05:15 PM)konec0 Wrote: »do you know what shank means
"Shank" and "shoot" are five letters long and start with S so yes I can confuse the two.
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (69/70 Alive)
07-10-2014, 05:36 PM
Shankvote: Kieros.
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (69/70 Alive)
07-10-2014, 05:43 PM
(07-10-2014, 05:32 PM)TehPilot Wrote: »"Shank" and "shoot" are five letters long and start with S so yes I can confuse the two.
here is what you do friend just think about Tom Hanks because Tom Hanks is a name but Tom Hoots is not and therefore sHanks not sHoots
makes perfect sense amirite
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (69/70 Alive)
07-10-2014, 06:25 PM
Gentlemen. I have a proposition.
Our host appears to believe that, based on a few simple words, we will devolve into a massive murder suicide pact. He honestly believes that a great promise that he's offered with no contract to back it up will lead us all into a frenzy of murder and death for his amusement. We've already had at least one death to prove that some here may actually do it.
But I believe that today, we can prove our host incorrect. We are, in fact, sane men and women here. No one else has to die for this madman's pleasure. I suggest two things.
First, we vote No Group Shank to prove that we are all sane, honorable people here.
Secondly, let's tear this resort... up-start-down.
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Destroy both of the packages.
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (69/70 Alive)
07-10-2014, 06:25 PM
32.
Do you know what that number means?
Well, it's 25, a deficient number, the freezing point of water in the insipid Fahrenheit system, the atomic number of Germanium, the number of Steve Carlton and Sandy Koufax, and the unicode identifier of space.
But that's not what I mean.
And yes, I did just scroll down Wikipedia for a list of items.
Anyway, on to the main point.
That's the record for most deaths in one night in a mafia game.
Well, SaB2 actually had 35 on night 2, but that was the one with the angles and the humus and the Damons, so there were different types of deaths, so that sort of counts.
In either case, there's going to be 68 of you going in to tonight, and you have a serious chance of breaking that record.
As sensible shankers, you know what you have to do.
That's right, you need to all agree on one person to shank tonight to make the most killed person
Because why in the world would you go for quantity when you can go for quality of shanking?
And what is a higher quality shanking than receiving 68 shanks?
The answer is receiving 69 shanks.
And possibly 70, too.
I don't even know why I'm triple spacing these.
But the point still stands.
The point on the tip of my shanking tool.
Shank thirty(-three), my friends; shank thirty(-three).
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (69/70 Alive)
07-10-2014, 06:26 PM
EBWOP
On second thought, who am I kidding with this sanity business.
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (69/70 Alive)
07-10-2014, 06:34 PM
Guns aren't cool bro. Guns aren't cool.
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (69/70 Alive)
07-10-2014, 07:00 PM
(07-10-2014, 06:34 PM)amosmyn Wrote: »Guns aren't cool bro. Guns aren't cool.
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (69/70 Alive)
07-10-2014, 07:08 PM
shankvote: anacreon
bye riven :(
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (69/70 Alive)
07-10-2014, 07:17 PM
lynch: Kieros, unelect: Kieros, elect: Tehpilot
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (70/70 Alive)
07-10-2014, 07:25 PM
(07-10-2014, 05:06 PM)Mirdini Wrote: »RIVENFORGE HAS BEEN BAYONETDAYSHANKED
Yesss
also, kieros
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (69/70 Alive)
07-10-2014, 07:33 PM
Oof, apologies for not posting in this. I kinda don't like jumping on a bandwagon, but hating bugs is unforgivable.
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (69/70 Alive)
07-10-2014, 07:33 PM
SHANK: X1372 YOU DAMN DIRTY HYPOCRITE
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (69/70 Alive)
07-10-2014, 07:38 PM
THIS IS ALL KIEROS' FAULT
(no I don't know whats going on shuddup)
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (69/70 Alive)
07-10-2014, 07:41 PM
MalkyTop is going to win some kind of "Most different shanklynchvotes in one day". I propose that it be called: "God of ADD".
"It doesn't matter what country someone's from, or what they look like, or the colour of their skin. It doesn't matter what they smell like, or that they spell words slightly differently-some would say, more correctly. I'm a person. Bret's a person. You're a person. That person over there is a person. And each person deserves to be treated like a person." - Jemaine Clement
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (70/70 Alive)
07-10-2014, 07:44 PM
(07-10-2014, 07:25 PM)Red709 Wrote: »also, kieros
If I'm evil, don't I need to monologue, though? It's in the evil person's handbook (not the evil overlord list) that you need to lord you position over your enemies instead of killing them there, thus allowing enough time for them to stage a miraculous recovery. Preferably, this is done by a monologue during this time, but it can be accomplished by other options.
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (69/70 Alive)
07-10-2014, 07:46 PM
I'M NOT A FREAKING GOD I TOLD YOU I AM A GODDESS STOP YOUR MISGENDERING BULLSHIT SHUT UP
KIEROS I FORGET IF I HATED YOU AT ONE POINT OR ANOTHER OR IF YOU COMMITTED A CRIME OF BLASPHEMY AGAINST ME BUT YOUR HATRED OF BUGS SHALL MAKE YOU A MARTYR THIS I SWEAR #BUGSAREGROSS2014
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (69/70 Alive)
07-10-2014, 07:49 PM
sweet dreeeaaams
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (69/70 Alive)
07-10-2014, 07:50 PM
Since I'm in a particularly bureaucratic mood I would like to inspect the packages and check for any sort of delivery tags, stamps, etc.
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (69/70 Alive)
07-10-2014, 07:58 PM
(07-10-2014, 05:32 PM)TehPilot Wrote: » (07-10-2014, 05:15 PM)konec0 Wrote: »do you know what shank means
"Shank" and "shoot" are five letters long and start with S so yes I can confuse the two.
Shankvote: Kíeros they start with sh, not just s
feeble minded commoner
you don't see the big picture
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (69/70 Alive)
07-10-2014, 08:14 PM
Guys, guys. You are not doing the most important thing and the important thing is electing packages to Fogel (Parcel 1) and me (Parcel 2, also btw I am the clearly superior Whale Princess).
An elect for us is an elect for you because mark my words, there will be one epic shankdown that will make everything seem like dying dwarf stars by comparison. It will be glorious I tell you. Glorious.
Also everyone will get a free coffee if they so elect. This may or may not be a lie but won't you like to find out?
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (69/70 Alive)
07-10-2014, 08:17 PM
(07-10-2014, 07:50 PM)amosmyn Wrote: »Since I'm in a particularly bureaucratic mood I would like to inspect the packages and check for any sort of delivery tags, stamps, etc.
I eat the packages because bureaucracy is my job and if I'm not allowed to do my job then NOBODY CAN
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (69/70 Alive)
07-10-2014, 08:23 PM
(07-10-2014, 07:41 PM)speedchuck Wrote: »MalkyTop is going to win some kind of "Most different shanklynchvotes in one day". I propose that it be called: "God of ADD".
I'm pretty sure that she's compelled to lynch for whoever mentions her name blasphemously. Watch.
MalkyTop: you are a sham of a goddess, and you deserve to lose all of your followers in a divine cataclysm.
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (69/70 Alive)
07-10-2014, 08:27 PM
GARURU YOU ARE SLANDEROUS SCUM TO EVEN THINK YOU CAN PREDICT MY MYSTERIOUS WAYS BECAUSE I OPERATE ON A HIGHER LEVEL THAN YOU DO
SHANK: PHARMACY BECAUSE THOSE PACKAGES BELONG TO ME BOTH OF THEM I HAVEN'T EVEN ALLOWED THE TWO OF YOU TO DO YOUR STUPID VIOLENT THINGAMAGIG EVERYTHING SHOULD BE ABOUT ME ALWAYS EVERYBODY KEEP GIVING THE PACKAGES TO ME ONLY I DESERVE THEM SHUT UP
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