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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-09-2014, 05:14 PM
(This post was last modified: 07-09-2014, 05:15 PM by Mirdini.)
The Post Office Thanks You For Your Cooperation Votals
Kíeros - 12 (Pharas, Schazer, Dalmationer, bigro, Dragon Fogel, Coldblooded, Not The Author, SeaWyrm, Sruixan, Red709, Garuru, makerofthegames)
MalkyTop - 11 (Acionyx, Breadpocalypse, ICan'tGiveCredit, Mister Visceral, anacreon, fivex, Phish, Deviant One, Palamedes, cyber95)
TehPilot - 2 (Plaid, speedchuck)
Palamedes - 2 (Solaris, Demonsul)
bigro - 2 (MalkyTop, Crowstone)
Chirality - 2 (Granolaman, Kíeros)
Sruixan - 2 (Rivenforge, Scoffles)
Acionyx - 1 (OztheWizard)
Beruru - 1 (Sotek)
Niall - 1 (Everanix)
Solaris - 1 (Pick Yer Poison)
Seedy - 1 (TehPilot)
"Dratini" - 1 (Cat)
Niall - 1 (wofferboggles)
"Capitalism" - 1 (Loather)
"THE OWNER OF THIS RESORT" - 1 (Whimbrel)
No Shank - 1 (Akumu)
Coldblooded - 1 (beruru)
Garuru - 1 (amosmyn)
SupahKiven - 1 (SupahKiven)
cyber95 - 1 (Kíeros)
LegendaryQ - 1 (Sai)
"God" - 1 (Stiqqery)
Sai - 1 (LegendaryQ)
Gnauga - 1 (Gnauga)
Dragon Fogel - 1 (Pharmacy)
Stiqqery - 1 (AgentBlue)
"KaiDash" - 1 (Eidolonic)
amosmyn - 1 (Airey)
"eagletime" - 1 (yd12k)
"XCOM" - 1 (Chirality)
Rivenforge - 1 (druplesnubb)
konec0 - 1 (konec0)
Abstaining - 14 (Seedy, Donut, Niall, Sanzh, Prime Intellect, Fragowump, Ixcaliber, Chwoka, antisequitur, x1372, BlazerC, Mikeee, Truegreen, Chocolate Pi)
With 71 players alive, it takes 36 votes to groupshank a bitch, 17 votes if the day ends without a groupshank!
Day ends at 1:00 PM EST on Friday, July 11, or in ~48 hours!
MAIL ELECTION PACKAGE ONE
Sruixan - 4 (Akumu, Schazer, Garuru, Palamedes)
MalkyTop - 4 (druplesnubb, cyber95, Pharmacy, Crowstone)
Red709 - 3 (Red709, speedchuck, Niall)
Granolaman - 1 (Sruixan)
makerofthegames - 1 (makerofthegames)
konec0 - 1 (konec0)
Rivenforge - 1 (Dalmationer)
Scoffles - 1 (Scoffles)
MAIL ELECTION PACKAGE TWO
Schazer - 5 (Sruixan, Schazer, Kíeros, Dalmationer, Crowstone)
MalkyTop - 2 (cyber95, Pharmacy)
Chirality - 1 (Red709)
makerofthegames - 1 (makerofthegames)
Akumu - 1 (Niall)
Kíeros - 1 (druplesnubb)
Palamedes - 1 (Palamedes)
konec0 - 1 (konec0)
THE SKY - 1 (Scoffles)
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-09-2014, 05:20 PM
Malkytop I find you a better person to live than Kieros and a good backup recipient of mysterious package number two.
Vote: Kieros
Elect2: Malky
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-09-2014, 05:21 PM
Try as i might, I do not think that there iis a proper response to thos other than, Mirdini, What the Fuck.
Electvote 1: MalkyTop
2:Schazer
Shank:Kíeros
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-09-2014, 05:22 PM
Elect: Sruixan
Elect: MalkyTop
Shank: MalkyTop
Y'all keep your damn packages, I don't need no clutte rboxes taking up space in my room when I need that space for shanks.
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-09-2014, 05:26 PM
Now that Loather is out of the way, I can establish myself as the real Loather
I am Loather
It is me
I am the star brown dwarf which will set you all aflame
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-09-2014, 05:29 PM
Solaris you have those elects the wrong way around fix them now or so help me god
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-09-2014, 05:30 PM
Group Bitch Shank: Kieros Bitch
Bitch elect 1: Schazer
Bitch elect 2: Solaris
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-09-2014, 05:38 PM
when I Voted malky 1 had 4 and malky 2 had 2 maybe you should just git gud?????
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-09-2014, 05:41 PM
Yes but sruix 2 has 0 so this is the path of least elects needed for Malky/Sruix 2014.
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-09-2014, 05:46 PM
My two cents say...
Elect: Schazer (for package two) for that wonderful rap about whales, and
Elect: Mirdini.
My vote is staying on Kieros because no one noticed my pointing out his logical fallacy THEREFORE HE MUST BE SHANKED.
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-09-2014, 05:50 PM
well uh
maybe sruix should git gud????
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-09-2014, 06:04 PM
Ooh, packages.
Elect: Return to sender
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-09-2014, 06:05 PM
Or
maybe you should.....
See how this works both ways Solaris?????
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-09-2014, 06:10 PM
As I am Loather, I will speak upon Loather's behalf
elect: Loather
elect: Loather
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-09-2014, 06:20 PM
err. elect loather
elect loather
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-09-2014, 06:29 PM
(07-09-2014, 05:46 PM)Pharas Wrote: »My vote is staying on Kieros because no one noticed my pointing out his logical fallacy THEREFORE HE MUST BE SHANKED. What logical fallacy? Are you claiming that seven doesn't equal eight? You should know with my highly advanced mathematics skills that both seven and eight are five. Then again, five is four, and four is magic, so Shank: Nottheauthor for being fourth on the list, because magic is not shanking.
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-09-2014, 06:41 PM
By the way, in a group shank is the vest removed beforehand? I mean, if 70 players shank one player, I'm assuming the vest is meaningless?
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-09-2014, 06:42 PM
THE APPEARANCE OF THESE PACKAGES IS A SIGN THAT YOU SHOULD OFFER THESE PACKAGES TO ME
YOUR GODDESS
GIVE ME THOSE PACKAGES
BOTH OF THEM
ELECT 1: MALKYTOP
ELECT 2: MALKYTOP
UH WHO SAID MY NAME IN A NON-WORSHIPFUL WAY LAST UH UM
SHANK: PALAMEDES
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-09-2014, 07:29 PM
Malkytop,
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-09-2014, 07:36 PM
(07-09-2014, 06:05 PM)Palamedes Wrote: »Or
maybe you should.....
See how this works both ways Solaris?????
see, the problem here, is that im the best already BJ
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-09-2014, 07:42 PM
ELECT CAT
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-09-2014, 07:58 PM
(07-09-2014, 07:36 PM)Solaris Wrote: »BJ
Sol, pls, we're in public
Show Content
SpoilerI couldn't resist
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-09-2014, 08:17 PM
see red this is why you have such a low SPHERE OF INFLUENCE stat
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-09-2014, 08:20 PM
DON'T FREAKING INVOKE MY NAME WITHOUT PRAISE AND OR PRAYERS OR WHATEVER THE SHIT I'M A GODDESS SPEAKING MY NAME IN VAIN IS DUMB AND RUDE
SHANK: MAKEROFTHEGAMES
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-09-2014, 08:30 PM
elect: red for pointing out my mistake to me
elect: Malkytopbecause tribute
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