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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-09-2014, 12:45 AM
Seems this... PickYerPoison feller wants t'do in th' sun. Wan'sta shank anywho anywhen they so please. I respect that! Kid's got ambition.
But. But but but but but. Th'actual process of 'stigguishing our bright'n'shining would screw up th'very nature of comprehensible chronological progression! Not... time itself, mind, but our understanding thereof. An' that I can't respect. Kid's up to no good.
But it don't look like I'n be able t'do anything 'bout that right now, you all so intent on yer Mackletops and Pilates. Which, for th'record, I don't reckon that Pilot fellow's wants more'n gettin' offed sooner'n later. Might be a double-bluff so's idjits like me, knowin' I know he knows what he's doin', think he's doin' it to be an ass an' get hisself shanked, don't wanna shank 'im 'cos tha'swhat he "obviously" wants. But tha'ssa digression.
Thinkin I'n vote DragonFogel forra time be'n. Don' trust a one tha'll try'n break alla things just 'cause they can, yanno? Nu'n pers'nal, mind; jus' don' strike me a thing t'do.
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-09-2014, 12:49 AM
GROUPSHANK: NOTTLES
LYNCH THE STUPID ACCENT
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-09-2014, 12:49 AM
Shank MalkyTop until we get better representatives.
I'm tired of this bureaucracy and how Malky is just making laws in her own interests.
After her we are ridding the world of her lobbyists, namely Crowstone and Dragon Fogel.
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-09-2014, 12:55 AM
(07-08-2014, 11:24 PM)cyber95 Wrote: »
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Spoiler (07-08-2014, 11:23 PM)Dalmationer Wrote: » (07-08-2014, 10:32 PM)Schazer Wrote: » (07-08-2014, 06:56 PM)Kíeros Wrote: »[*]She likes bugs. Seriously, who likes bugs? Scum. I think I found someone worth killing
Vote: Kieros I AM CHANGING MY VOTE. DISSING BUGS IS INTOLERABLE.
VOTE: KÍEROS
No yeah I saw this and I would have immediately changed my vote but i had like four pages to go through to make sure nobody else noticed it and THEY DID
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shankvote: Kieros You are defending bugs? What did they ever do? Be gross. Besides, snails are much better than bugs in every regard. See, let me give you an example to help convince you of this atrocity:
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Exhibit 1: A cute snail. Slug. Whatever. Loving and cute and not evil at all. It's even a cute pink.
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Exhibit 2: A bug. Evil. No more words needed to describe this horror.
Which of those would you rather have? Only a fool would want that second evil in their life, let alone on their Pokémon team. Chose smart. Choose Shellos. And Choose Shank: Cyber95 for admitting that they read through this instead of just skipping to like the last page or so.
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-09-2014, 01:01 AM
um excuse me have you considered LEAVANNY
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-09-2014, 01:02 AM
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-09-2014, 01:03 AM
Wait, did I miss a rap battle?
OK so I know I'm new to shank a bitch
But I sure would like to scratch my itch
I know that sounds like my itch is shanking
But that's true, my itch is shanking
I'm going to fucking shank everybody
Watch out
That didn't quite work, did it?
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-09-2014, 01:05 AM
Stab the Scoffles
Y u never around lately mate
also wrt schazer slam:
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-09-2014, 01:06 AM
NEW LAW EVERYBODY VOTE MISTER VISCERAL
SHANK: MISTER VISCERAL
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-09-2014, 01:09 AM
My bloodthirst has told me that I want Mister Visceral to be decapitated, and afterwards strung up upsidown to let whatever's in his neck slide on out, afterwards should cook the body and eat it.
My votes may or may not stay this graphic the entire game.
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-09-2014, 01:13 AM
guys look I found a picture of malky in my stash
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-09-2014, 01:13 AM
Shank: Whatever is currently 6th on the shanklist, unless that would move it away from 6th place, in which case, the 7th, unless that would move it away from 7th, in which case, the Nth, unless that would move it away from Nth, etc. If no items can be shanked with this pattern, shank the string "The lack of consistency".
Because seriously, screw you, 6/7/Nth place.
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-09-2014, 01:14 AM
wrong picture
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-09-2014, 01:15 AM
shank: MalkyTop
She is a false god guys dont believe her.
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-09-2014, 01:16 AM
this makes me want to wage war against skeletons
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-09-2014, 01:18 AM
you'd have to fight jacq, and by extension solaris
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-09-2014, 01:19 AM
Y'don' care f'r how I talk, you'n get better ears
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-09-2014, 01:33 AM
(07-09-2014, 01:19 AM)Not The Author Wrote: »Y'don' care f'r how I talk, you'n get better ears
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-09-2014, 01:37 AM
(07-09-2014, 01:13 AM)LegendaryQ Wrote: »Shank: Whatever is currently 6th on the shanklist, unless that would move it away from 6th place, in which case, the 7th, unless that would move it away from 7th, in which case, the Nth, unless that would move it away from Nth, etc. If no items can be shanked with this pattern, shank the string "The lack of consistency".
Because seriously, screw you, 6/7/Nth place.
This will ensure that your shank vote will not be used to group shank someone worthy of being group shanked. That sounds like COMMUNISM to me, COMRADE.
Shank that bitch LegendaryQ
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-09-2014, 01:47 AM
FINALLY A CHANCE TO USE MY LOUD VOICE
HAHAHAHAHAHA
I SEE SOME OF YOU WOULD LIKE TO KILL CAPITALISM
AND SOME OF YOU WOULD LIKE TO KILL THE PERSON RUNNING THIS FIASCO
I SAY WE GET TO THE ROOT OF THE PROBLEM
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-09-2014, 01:47 AM
RED I AM EXTREMELY OFFENDED AT YOUR ICONISM AND ALSO THAT ISN'T EVEN THE SPITTING IMAGE OF ME YOU UTTER HUMAN TRASH
FOLLOWERS DO NOT IDOLIZE FALSE IMAGES OF ME FOR I AM ONLY ME AND THERE CAN BE NOTHING THAT FULLY GRASPS MY TRUE FORM WHICH IS ME
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-09-2014, 01:48 AM
(07-09-2014, 01:37 AM)Sai Wrote: » (07-09-2014, 01:13 AM)LegendaryQ Wrote: »Shank: Whatever is currently 6th on the shanklist, unless that would move it away from 6th place, in which case, the 7th, unless that would move it away from 7th, in which case, the Nth, unless that would move it away from Nth, etc. If no items can be shanked with this pattern, shank the string "The lack of consistency".
Because seriously, screw you, 6/7/Nth place.
This will ensure that your shank vote will not be used to group shank someone worthy of being group shanked. That sounds like COMMUNISM to me, COMRADE.
Shank that bitch LegendaryQ
Shank: Whatever place on the list that contains "Sai," changing to reflect the location of the place containing "Sai," unless it is no longer possible to shank the place containing Sai, in which case, shank the string "Sai." Sigh.
Because seriously, screw you, Sai-th place.
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-09-2014, 02:00 AM
stiq no malkytop is great don't kill malkytop
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-09-2014, 02:00 AM
(07-09-2014, 01:19 AM)Not The Author Wrote: »you'n get better ears
... Excuse me?
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Spoilerthis is a joke. not actually offended.
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-09-2014, 02:09 AM
Righ', sorry, lizzer's don' have ears. Be'r earholes? Wh'ever. You'n nick 'em off a corpse if y'like. Not'n I condone thisall ruckus, but I'n be surprised if any ya's'n list'n t'me. No skin off m'back either way. 'Less one'ya's shanks some off, heh.
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