Shank A Bitch 3 Day Six: The Handsman Cometh (10/71 Alive)

HELLO TINY INSIGNIFICANT SPECKS I AM HERE

BOW TO ME AS YOUR ULTIMATE GODDESS AS I AM A BEING SO FAR BEYOND YOUR PUNY CONCERNS

I TAKE MY OFFERINGS IN SACRIFICED GOATS AND ALSO CREDIT CARD

It is then that Malky Top finds that she is on fire because such a method of payment is unavailable to her.

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SHANK: MALKYTOP

Thank you for accepting your own destruction, please come again!

Hey guys look Sruix is alive.
Lets fix that.

GroupShankingly: Sruix

The screech of skidding tyres cuts through the bickering of the crowd, heads turn to see a cool black classic convertible with the top down screech to a stop nearby. With the engine still running the door opens and a man steps out; tall with tidily combed back black hair, a brown waistcoat and tie, a thin pencil mustache, sunglasses and a winning smile.

"I sure do hope you all have a permit for those knives." He smiles widely, but is greeted by silence. "The name's Garland, Detective Carl Garland Vista Paolo PD. But hey, don't sweat it, I'm not out to make trouble for honest citizens just going about their business. The knives thing? Consider it good as forgotten. I mean, what knives thing. Am I right?"

Detective Garland leaned back on the hood of his car and produced an electronic cigarette from his pocket. "No I've got much bigger fish to fry today. I wonder if any of you have heard of the Rikollisryhmä?" He paused for a moment, taking a long drag on the e-cigarette. "No? Well I'm sure that some of you have heard of the Rikollisryhmä, but I'll save the long winded explanations. They're a crime group, big in Finland, and I've tracked the Kingpin here to this very resort." He pauses again, taking another drag on the simulated cigarette. "No shocked gasps? Shame. Nobody has any sense of drama nowadays."

"Anyway," Detective Garland continues as he removes the keys from the car and swallows them whole in one easy motion, "the point is I've had the resort sealed off. None of us, myself included, are going anywhere until this case has been finally put to rest."

omg omfg pilot needs to be super fuking dead right now sw8r on me mum
vote: tehpilot

Shank Capitalism

Don't worry guys! I accept credit card!

JEEZ NOBODY HAS ANY FAITH IN ALMIGHTY BEINGS NOWADAYS THIS ALMOST HURTS MY FEELINGS OR AT LEAST THE CLOSEST THING I HAVE TO FEELINGS SINCE I AM BEYOND SUCH MORTAL FRIVOLITIES

SHANK: ICAN'TGIVECREDIT

NO, YOU FOOLS, WE MUST STAB KONEK0, THAT HE MAY GET WRECKED.

Malky can I be your campaign manager?

Not Shanking At All, Officer Votals

TehPilot - 7 (Garuru, makerofthegames, Scoffles, Plaid, SeaWyrm, speedchuck, Gnauga)
MalkyTop - 3 (Acionyx, Breadpocalypse, ICan'tGiveCredit)
"Mirdini" - 2 (Dragon Fogel, konec0)
Akumu - 2 (Coldblooded, cyber95)
Dragon Fogel - 2 (Pharmacy, Granolaman)
Acionyx - 1 (OztheWizard)
Coldblooded - 1 (Akumu)
Beruru - 1 (Sotek)
Niall - 1 (Everanix)
Solaris - 1 (Pick Yer Poison)
Seedy - 1 (TehPilot)
Palamedes - 1 (Solaris)
Schazer - 1 (Kíeros)
Kíeros - 1 (Pharas)
"Dratini" - 1 (Cat)
Niall - 1 (wooperbiddles)
"spadechuck" - 1 (Mister Visceral)
Breadpocalypse - 1 (amosmyn)
konec0 - 1 (Dalmationer)
Sruixan - 1 (Rivenforge)
"Capitalism" - 1 (Loather)
ICan'tGiveCredit - 1 (MalkyTop)

Abstaining - 38 (Schazer, Sai, NottheAuthor, AgentBlue, Seedy, Crowsy, Donut, SupahKiven, Palamedes, anacreon, Niall, bigro, Stiqqery, Red709, Eidolonic, Airey, Deviant One, Sanzh, druplesnubb, Phish, fivex, Prime Intellect, Chirality, yd12k, Whimbrel, Fragowump, Ixcaliber, LegendaryQ, Chwoka, antisequitur, Sruixan, x1372, beruru, BlazerC, Mikeee, Truegreen, Demonsul, Chocolate Pi)

With 71 players alive, it takes 36 votes to groupshank a bitch, 17 votes if the day ends without a groupshank!

Day ends at 1:00 PM EST on Friday, July 11, or in 68 hours!

There is no forgiveness in my heart for people here to try and teach me some sort of lesson.

Vote: Pilot

I hear chiral is in this game

shankyshankshank

AMOSMYN I AM INSULTED THAT YOU THINK THIS IS SOME SORT OF GAME I AM GODDESS WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT YOU CAN EAT MY WRATH

SHANK: AMOSMYN

but malky I thought you were batman

Malky, do you know why gods are powerful?
Because money is powerful.

Money = Power.


Btw please click that donate button.

SHANK: RED709

malky you have betrayed me

i have decided to elect: malky for groupshankings because she is a false goddess who does not commit to one shank target at a time

THE ONLY BETRAYAL HERE IS EVERYBODY ELSE FOR NOT BLINDLY FOLLOWING ME LIKE THEY SHOULD I WILL DELIVER ALL LOYAL FOLLOWERS TO GRACE OR WHATEVER THE SHIT

SHANK: GARURU

also shank garuru

agree with malky

Shank: Garuru

CROWSTONE YOU ARE ON THE LIST

AMOSMYN YOU ARE ONLY HALFWAY ON THE LIST

CONTINUE TO SPREAD THE WORD OF ME MY FOLLOWERS

No godesses, no queens, only woman.

Shank: Malkytop

shank: the brazilian soccer team

No, wait, Germany already did

shank: maplehoof

no

wait

malkytop

Hey Malky, could you tell me a bit more about yourself, and why exactly I should worship you in particular?

I've been in the market for some new gods ever since I found out that my old ones had all died off a while back, but I just want to make sure that I'm getting the most out of my prayers/sacrifices, you know?

I APPRECIATE YOU ACKNOWLEDGING MY GENDER BUT I HAVE A ZERO TOLERANCE POLICY FOR HEATHENS SO

SHANK: DRUPLESNUBB