SCP-MAFIA -NIGHT 4 - ...again!? 10/21

I thought it was obvious but yes it matches with what I'm all about

Walrus, the correct phrase is "HAD". I HAD two SCPs. I submitted a less savory one, and got that along with the one I truly am. Whoosh currently is holding onto it, and I apologize for that.

The other one I have... Let's just say it's really friendly and leave it at that.

Aaaaaand su-dun-lee I got me-self less 'n i-dea as'tar what I reckon went down, 'n if'n'nain't dat simples I dunno if I wanna know. 'n if it ain't darn tootin' blatant what Pardner Sparky's meanin' then I dun thank yer 'ead's in ta right place fer the sit-u-ashun at 'and. 'course, we me not 'avin' an'ead 'nawl, maybe I be over-thankin' it. Pretty shore ma brain's straddlin' ta Mexican border round a-baits now, y'see... ya orta watch yer step though, Pardner Sparky, 'cause ya wudd'n be a-wantin' to trip up now, wud'ya?

Srux my friend, a few people already want my head served with a nice salad on a silver platter. There's not much else I could do that would hurt me at this point.

I was bein' more lit-ter-al dan met-a-fer-i-cull, but I be see-in ya point. Might I recommend yer 'unt down ta' high-'n-mighty Cacti Controlluh 'n politely re-quest a spe-shees re-uh-signment? I be tellin' ya', ta' stress drains right uh-way...

Hey Dini. I'll vote him on the condition that I see votals first.

Right okay so
Whoosh finishes off the Vita-Flesh.
Tasty. Disturbing. Filling! You feel extra strong, like you could take on the world! That might be an exaggeration.

Purple Walrus tries to bite into the penny.
Ow! Ow jeez you think you chipped a tooth. This isn't candy at all. This is just a regular-ass penny. Why did the machine give this to you god damn.


And here's your latest issue of The Updated Votals.

FelixSparks: 1 ( Dragon Fogel)
Purple Walrus: 3 (Mirdini, Palamedes, piester)
Dragon Fogel: 1 (bigro)
Kieros: 1 (Purple Walrus)

With 17 alive, it takes 9 to hard lynch, and five to soft lynch.
Deadline is 8:00 PM PST on Friday

Gee, them there votals be lookin' mighty scraggy. 's'like a third y'all, right? Can't'ya do no bedder than tha'? Heck, I can'elp but notice I be 'avin' me-selfs a monopolice on awl'ta tawkin' today, 'n that jess ain't dandy. If y'all bein ou'tawked by a cactus den y'all orta reassess what y'all doin', ya get me? Maybe sumfella orta check on ta low-kayshuns 'n loo-city-tees o Pardners Skarza, Supah, Gargle 'n Powah, who be keepin' der'eads dawn so low, dey gotta whole heap'a worms a-crawlin' in their ears! Fresh blood ta restoke yer 'ngin's 'n awl'dat.

Only 3? Sure yeah Vote Walrus

I like how Walrus assumed I still had two, then proceeded to ask to explain why I had them, instead of asking what they might do....

And by like, I mean Vote Walrus.

Felix stop pretending you have a good reason to vote me. Out of all the reasons that was the weakest.

And for the rest of you guys I'm disappointed. You are all just voting me because your all sheep, Baaa, thats what you all sound like, Baaa!

Now I'm off to use one of my many needles and none of you can have any! Baaa!

Use one favoured needle

Also where is everyone else anyway?

Walrus do you have anything to say in your defense that isn't "YOU'RE ALL SHEEP YOU FOOLS"

perhaps any suspicions of your own?

no?

well then

isn't this a game i'm in

I haven't been paying attention

uhhhh

yeah sure I'll just vote purple walrus because I'm too lazy to do anything else.

Oh howdy Pardern Powah! Good ta see ya gracin' 'ar preshunshes, 'n yer gettin' yer 'ands awl grubby widda good vote ta'boot! One dawn, three ta go, y'hear?

'n Pardner Sparky, so-wee ta be a spoil-sports, awer weakish Devil's Ad-vocater, but Pardner 'doben-awse sorta gotta pointa der - wudya radder he'd'da aisked a-bait yer potenshully revealin' caperbillytees instead o'yer state o'pose-esshuns? It be worth a-notin' dat I awlso made'da'sumshun dat yer still 'ad yer se-kun ess-sea-pee, 'cause yer ain'tn't made it awll too clear back den. Jess cause yer said yer "started" d-own meaner thang a-bait yer praisant, after all.

Speakin'o Pardner 'doben-awse, I be a bit con-serned he got his species inna muddle, 'cause I be right in thankin' he ain't be no shooples...

Felix why the hell do you have two SCPs why dontcha answer that actually that seems somewhat important

Hi computer's up. I don't. I lent one to Whoosh. It's... Not a very nice one. The one I DO have is amazing though.

Hey, uh, Pardner My-oo, I be thankin' ya gloossed o'er ta first time Pardner Sparky got airsk'd 'n ansired ya quesshun there:

Walrus, the correct phrase is "HAD". I HAD two SCPs. I submitted a less savory one, and got that along with the one I truly am. Whoosh currently is holding onto it, and I apologize for that.

The other one I have... Let's just say it's really friendly and leave it at that.

Pardner Sparky, d'ya say yer okay wid Pardner My-oo airskin ya ta quesshun, but not Pardner 'doben'awse? Jess cure-e-us...

Oh, 'n before I ferget, how ya doin' Pardner Fogels? D'ya mind ansirin' a few ques bait ya expier-e-unsh wid Pardner Dini last night? Only I be thankin' bait puttin' togedder a com-paris-shun o Pardner Dini ver-shiz Pardner Woo-Hoo fer awl ya gamblin' men oud der, 'cause I be a self-a-claim'd connorshore o da risky thangs, 'n I got me-self naught bedder ta do wiles y'all lollygaggle like ducks on a lilo. Spacific-lee, if ya cud fill out dis'ere quesshun-area I'd be mighty gratef'l:

1) Pleash give a ratin' ta followin' outta five:
a. Ease 'a reachin' Pardner Dini
b. Quality o 'ospitalitee
c. Co-mu-knee-cashuns o wat ta task/gauntlet/roolett ahed in-volf'd
d. Level o danger as stay-ted by ta op-ur-ater
e. Level o danger ya ackshully perseev'd
f. Quality o prize re-seev'd

2) Wood'ya describe it 'as 'avin' been a plesshunt expierieriunsh?
3) Wood'ya be partakin' o ta services pruffer'd by Pardner Dini agin? Raisins why/why nat?
4) Wood'ya recummend a pros-peck-tiff gambl'r cum a-knockin' on Pardner Dini's door tonight?

Widdis I ken put togedder a review o Pardner Dini's serfaces jess like outta a magga-zine, ya understand? 'course, I'mma need a similar responsh from a cuss-tome-er o Pardner Woo-Hoo before I can do ma comparishun, but I'mma hopin' dey see this 'n cum for'ad ta gib der views too. I can't gif out ma five-star ratin's odderwishe, 'n ya can't 'ave prawper "conshumer advice" widawt no five-star ratin's...

(yeah, I may be a liddle bored - 'ow cud y'all tell?)

Can someone translate Sruxian for me, I can't do this man

I don't actually have a problem with the question itself... Is it wrong that I want to vote Walrus, and not MYW?

that is not wrong in the slightest

I feel there is not enough people talking to make a good lynch.

Sawy Pardner My-oo, but I'mma'fray'd yer stuck yid'me speakin' like this for etern-e-tee, 'n I mean that moes'in'seer'lee. See, when I ferst re-er-lies'd I was a cactus, I thank it fair too'say I was mighty aggervat'd, 'cause y'know 'ow I used ta be a stickler fer me "Queen's English" 'n'awl. But ta tell yer troof, I be startin' ta enjoy me-self ratter more than I did when I was'mong ta livin'; I got no pawticular weights's'pon my shulders, what wid me not 'avin' any no mores. I dun 'av ta worry bait stayin' alive any lenger 'cause I be dead now - thar be abso-lutely no darn way o gettin' riddo me! That's right folks - y'all stuck wid me from now till kingdum cum! I reckon I got a fair chance a'bein the only sentee-ent fella lef' standin' come ta close, unless Mister Cactus Controlluh gets me anudder Pardner ta share me supah-speshul-cactus-only-gawssips wid, 'n that I thank dey might to-night, y'hear?

Now y'all orta darn well 'urry up 'n string Pardner 'doben'awse up by'is tusks so we'c'n stop this here fer-ra-go o fee-ass-coze from becomin' molasses... sum'ud'us be gettin' awfully bored...

Purple Walrus eats a Flavored Needle
Ouch, ooh, jeez. That hurts as it goes down. You were lucky though, could have gone worse.
Although wow, that is really tasty.

Okay let's get one of these votals dealies down.

FelixSparks: 1 ( Dragon Fogel)
Purple Walrus: 6 (Mirdini, Palamedes, piester, LegendaryQ, FelixSparks, soundlyParanoid,)
Dragon Fogel: 1 (bigro)
Kieros: 1 (Purple Walrus)

With 17 alive, it takes 9 to hard lynch, and five to soft lynch.
Deadline is 8:00 PM PST today!!!

I feel there is not enough people talking to make a good lynch.

Enabling serious mode... enabled.
At this point, your lynch is the only lynch that's really viable at this point. And a lynch is almost always better than a nolynch.
Disabling serious mode... disabled.

I throw a chip at Walrus.

Howdy!

That is all of the southern I am willing to speak for Sruix at this point in time. I also wish I understood what was going on in the slightest in this game (all of this southern talk isn't helping). I do think people are focusing too much on how Fogel got the TV. I mean, I have my own suspicions but it's pretty minor at this point (as far as I'm concerned).

Felix lynch is moderately viable too but right now I'm okay with killing Walrus.