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beruru · 08-29-2012, 06:50 AM

Originally posted on MSPA by absoluteCertainty.

General Disorder Wrote:Where is he keeping the mountain!?

the mountains are his butt

Doodley · 09-03-2012, 09:28 PM

Originally posted on MSPA by Stickmeister.

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trulyElse Wrote:> Suddenly segue

"You dropped out?"

"...Yeah. I guess a few months after you, uh...left."

"Why?"

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"You know why."

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"Your mother? Jen, you could have taken out a loan and switched. You know that. Then you wouldn't even have to talk to her ever again."

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"No! No, I can't. I just...can't. Okay? I wouldn't be able to pay it off. I can't. I can't!"

"You can."

"No, I can't! Please, just..."

"I know you can!"

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"NO I FUCKING CAN'T! OKAY? I'm a failure, Ted. I'm a fucking failure!"

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"Listen, I can't take this. These past two years have been the worst years of my life, Ted. Every time I get a new job I screw it up and move somewhere else. And every time I do that I put on a happy face and I tell
myself everything will be different.

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"But it never fucking is, I can tell myself that but I know I'll just end up fucking things up. I already fucked up in college, now look at where I am! I'm such a fucking failure making anything past minimum, what the fuck tells you I can pay off a debt? What the fuck tells you things will be different? It will never be different, okay? Because I already fucked it all up. I fucked everything up and called you a coward and I...I can't take risks any more, Ted. You know, I try to make it better, but I can't. I can't...

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"...I just...can't...I..."

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"A failure? Jen..."

"No, I am, okay? Things will never be different. Don't...just, please, leave me alone for right now. I hate people seeing me when I'm like this. It's just...god..."

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"...You know, I can just say that you're not a failure. And you would say that I'm just saying that. I know it's not enough to say it, even though it's true. You can tell yourself that, but you know you aren't. I'm not sure how to convince you that except by telling you that you're not. I think I can start by telling you that I feel the same way sometimes.

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"...Look, these past two years haven't been the brightest for me either. I've been working here for 8 months, right? Every day I wake up, shower, get dressed, go to work, and endlessly code some bullshit for a company I don't even give two fucks about. I get home, do nothing with Benson all day and when I go to bed I think to myself 'I'm going to quit tomorrow.'"

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"I never do that. And I was never happy. Maybe grateful that the day was over, I guess. But I would always go back to work the next day dreading it. I was stuck in a loop. It's a personal hell, doing the same thing every day and never finding happiness out of it. At the very least, I had the positive thought of quitting, and I held onto that until I finally did it.

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"And today I quit. Or, I was going to quit, until you showed up from nowhere. And I decided that I was going to quit with you. Not out of any sort of selfishness, but because I don't want you to be subjected to the same personal hell I faced for the past 8 months. You're better than that. You deserve more. I don't think anyone should be subjected to doing something they don't like for the rest of their life just so they can get by. It's a form of torture, really. You're just driving yourself into madness, you know? I think you can do better for yourself, but first you have to have confidence in yourself and be someone.

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"Really, I think you're looking at your past mistakes and seeing them as a bad thing. You know, instead of being glad that you've overcome those obstacles, you dwell in them. I think that's it. And when you were in college? You couldn't handle the work because you didn't like it. You didn't really enjoy what you were doing but you were aware that you could do better. You were caught in that same loop, actually. And you might have been these past two years. And I think what we can do, together, is quit. I think both of us can get out of that loop and do what we really want to do...whatever that is. But first we have to take that first step. But most importantly, you should know that you're not a failure. You're not worthless and you know it. And I know that.

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"And, uh...that's it, I think. Jen?"

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"...Okay."

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"Okay!"

"Good! Now that's the girl I love."

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**OTTO** · 09-03-2012, 09:57 PM

Originally posted on MSPA by General Disorder.

Beautiful update, best shading.

> Dorothy: Squee!
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**OTTO** · 09-03-2012, 10:29 PM

Originally posted on MSPA by Armok.

Dawwww' [img]images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

**OTTO** · 09-03-2012, 10:37 PM

Originally posted on MSPA by Saint Game.

Ted: You hear that? that little *aaaahh*? that's the sound of whatever confidence you had just now dying in a corner.

**OTTO** · 09-03-2012, 11:03 PM

Originally posted on MSPA by wolftamer9.

> Oh no, it's the character development vampire! Run!

**OTTO** · 09-04-2012, 12:15 AM

Originally posted on MSPA by Steve Potluck.

Dorothy: Please be less of a creeper. Those two were having a moment and you might have ruined it.

**OTTO** · 09-04-2012, 01:05 AM

Originally posted on MSPA by BigBurkhart.

Oh no. No no no no no. Do not become Tim Buckley. That's a fate worse than death.

Also, Ted's face in that last panel. Priceless.

Doodley · 09-04-2012, 01:18 AM

Originally posted on MSPA by Stickmeister.

BigBurkhart Wrote:Oh no. No no no no no. Do not become Tim Buckley. That's a fate worse than death.

IT'S TOO LATE

**OTTO** · 09-04-2012, 02:11 AM

Originally posted on MSPA by Yamtaggler.

>Everyone: Wash your hands. Public Restrooms are filthy.

Doodley · 09-11-2012, 02:21 AM

Originally posted on MSPA by Stickmeister.

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General Disorder Wrote:> Dorothy: Squee!

"YOU GUYS WERE HAVING A MOMENT!" She smooshes her face. "I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT YOU TWO TOGETHER ARE ADORABLE!"

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Jennifer says "Since when were you in here?"

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"And where the hell is your shirt?"

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"I was busy tie-dying. This is the girl's restroom after all."

Steve Potluck Wrote:Dorothy: Please be less of a creeper. Those two were having a moment and you might have ruined it.

"And why were you eavesdropping in on our private conversation?"

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"Well, jeez, I didn't mean to. I come in here to tie-dye my shirt and I was just finishing up and drying it under the hand drier when I hear someone walk in. So I ran for the stalls and hid until, whoever it was, left. And, uh...assuming it was you, you didn't..."

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"...I guess. You should have made yourself known though, rather than ending up listening in."

"Sorry. It was very cute, though."

Yamtaggler Wrote:>Everyone: Wash your hands. Public Restrooms are filthy.

Oh, that reminds you why you came in here in the first place. "I'm uh, gonna go wash my hair. You two can make introductions or something."

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"Okay."

"You said you were tie-dying your shirt?"

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The two continue to have a conversation behind you.

"Yeah! I just had the idea to do so since we hafta wear this dress shirt and tie. I thought it was a pretty good idea. I have some hair dye. I think it worked, too!"

"What made you want to tie-dye your shirt, though?"

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"Oh, I really like colors. Lots of colors! Lots of colorful stuff. This outfit is very boring and not colorful, so I thought I could try making it more colorful while still being a dress shirt and tie!"

"...That's actually a neat idea. Although I like black and grey tones. Black dresses especially."

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"Well, you're the new secretary, right? You should be happy you don't have to wear this outfit!"

"Oh, I have to wear a skirt. I don't like skirts, they're annoying. But apparently I have to wear one. Formality, I guess. Pants are easier to wear."

"Oh, I love skirts! I'd love to tie-dye your skirt, actually!"

"...Is that so?"

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You take a minute to turn on the faucet and clean your hair.

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...There's an elephant in the room. You still have a lot to explain. You need to shoo Dorothy out and explain to Jen not only what happened, but what's happening right now.

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"Hey, Jen. I--"

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"What?"

"...How the hell did you do that so quickly?!"

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"Ah, never mind. There's more important things than that."

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"Dorothy, I need to talk to Jennifer."

"Okay."

"Alone."

"...Oh."

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"...Oooohhhhh."

"...No, I just need to talk to her. Not that."

"Oh."

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"Okay! You guys can continue on with your moment! Haha!"

She leaves.

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"She's a strange one, isn't she?"

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"Very nice though."

"Jen."

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"I still have a lot more to explain."

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"'You were just an astronaut, floating on a spark...'"

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"Wait. I forgot my bucket of water!"

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"Hopefully they're not having another mome--"

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**OTTO** · 09-11-2012, 02:51 AM

Originally posted on MSPA by Yamtaggler.

>Turn its limbs into lovely balloon animals.

**OTTO** · 09-11-2012, 01:52 PM

Originally posted on MSPA by Steve Potluck.

Dorothy: Scream loudly, maybe they will come to your aid.

Doodley · 09-11-2012, 06:49 PM

Originally posted on MSPA by Stickmeister.

Bumping for more suggestions.

**OTTO** · 09-11-2012, 06:58 PM

Originally posted on MSPA by harmoniousExtremes.

Dorothy: Secretly be a Muay Thai Master.

**OTTO** · 09-11-2012, 07:11 PM

Originally posted on MSPA by wolftamer9.

> Just sort of... Push him over.

**OTTO** · 09-11-2012, 07:43 PM

Originally posted on MSPA by Professor zobot.

>Dorothy: Frantically back away while giving one of those low, rolling horror-movie cries to alert the two in the bathroom what's going on: "... Guuuuuuuyyyyyys?"

Or, alternately:

>Dorothy: BALLOON RUSH! Retreat under the cover of tens of balloons inflated at once!

**OTTO** · 09-11-2012, 07:46 PM

Originally posted on MSPA by Dalmationer.

>Oh no! He has a monitor stuck on his head. You had better help pull it off.

**OTTO** · 09-11-2012, 09:31 PM

Originally posted on MSPA by Countblackula.

>Headbutt the monitor.

**OTTO** · 09-12-2012, 04:39 AM

Originally posted on MSPA by General Disorder.

absoluteCertainty Wrote:the mountains are his butt

Oh my god, this just occurred to me...

If the mountains are his butt, you have to tap that ass to cast spells.

>Zombie: Taste the painbow

**OTTO** · 09-12-2012, 05:06 AM

Originally posted on MSPA by trulyElse.

> Dorothy: Weaponise Snappy Shaq.

**OTTO** · 09-12-2012, 05:07 AM

Originally posted on MSPA by BigBurkhart.

Rainbow shoryuken. Make it happen, black belt.

**OTTO** · 09-17-2012, 07:56 AM

Originally posted on MSPA by supersinger472.

tie dye his shirt

**OTTO** · 09-17-2012, 01:27 PM

Originally posted on MSPA by Eversor.

Let Him bite you...you know...just a little bit, to see how it feels. Just a nip.

**OTTO** · 09-18-2012, 08:18 PM

Originally posted on MSPA by distainfulCatalyst.

>This whole situation could be resolved neatly by kicking the zombie in the gonads. Assuming they feel pain. And assuming your skirt won't get in the way.