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RE: Oh God Why: DAY TWO: LABRADORATORY LIQUIDATION (24/30)
04-27-2013, 06:09 PM
You can't deal spiders? How about the spiders deal for you instead
Malky you said you were batman before
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RE: Oh God Why: DAY TWO: LABRADORATORY LIQUIDATION (24/30)
04-27-2013, 06:10 PM
Noooo MALKYDOG!
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RE: Oh God Why: DAY TWO: LABRADORATORY LIQUIDATION (24/30)
04-27-2013, 06:11 PM
Now what the f*ck am I gonna do with all these damn spiders...
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RE: Oh God Why: DAY TWO: LABRADORATORY LIQUIDATION (24/30)
04-27-2013, 06:16 PM
Oh so that's why Schaz hasn't slept; she's trying to be spider. Heh. I was wondering...
or maybe she is one now
or perhaps she's always been
so um how's that voting business going
I'm on the iPad so I'll be damned if I'm going to check.
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RE: Oh God Why: DAY TWO: LABRADORATORY LIQUIDATION (24/30)
04-27-2013, 07:05 PM
Well this is less than ideal.
Now my dog ran off...
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...and Granola is still over there, eating dog dicks.
I didn't want to have to do this so soon.
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Easy girl.
Just gonna perform a little exorcism, that's all.
Lets see... page one:
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"You did a great job out there! Not that we ever doubted you would!"
"We wish we were more like you!"
"Your hair looks cute!"
"Really, you're the absolute best!"
"You should come around more often! Everyone loves you and your talent!"
"You're so humble!"
"You're already the very best there ever was!"
"You're the standard that we put ourselves to the test!"
"That was fantastic! I've never been so impressed!"
VOTES: (maybe. I mean I could be wrong)
Granola (2): amosmyn, LegendaryQ
Bartener: fill'er up (2) wheat, Garuru
Nuetermech (4): anacreon, Coldblooded, Pharas, PL
Airey (1): texcat
Logic (1):Credit
Credit (1): DF
texcat (1): Palamedes
Schazer (1): btp
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RE: Oh God Why: DAY TWO: LABRADORATORY LIQUIDATION (24/30)
04-27-2013, 07:18 PM
You forgot me voting for Granola. I'm just voting again in case Para missed it as well.
Also, you know how long we have until day ends?
8 hours
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RE: Oh God Why: DAY TWO: LABRADORATORY LIQUIDATION (24/30)
04-27-2013, 07:25 PM
Oh shizz okay fine, logic has kick'd in again.
vote: neutermech
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RE: Oh God Why: DAY TWO: LABRADORATORY LIQUIDATION (24/30)
04-27-2013, 07:26 PM
Come on guys we gotta make a Lynch-Bot
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RE: Oh God Why: DAY TWO: LABRADORATORY LIQUIDATION (24/30)
04-27-2013, 07:36 PM
So we're looking at a weapon, inserted into the game by a nigh-omnipotent party purely for the sake of having players interact with it fruitlessly, that we're now bandwagonning mindlessly in lieu of actually having to think about what we're doing?
...
Lynch: The Knife
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RE: Oh God Why: DAY TWO: LABRADORATORY LIQUIDATION (24/30)
04-27-2013, 08:49 PM
Wait the knife is in this game? Since when?
Oh wait I'm an idiot it's a reference herpderp.
Guys if we lynch the neutermech we might also injure or even kill our murderdogs is that what you want? Is it?
Vote: anacreon for starting this travesty.
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RE: Oh God Why: DAY TWO: LABRADORATORY LIQUIDATION (24/30)
04-27-2013, 08:59 PM
no the neutermech is not a pregnant woman
if the neuermech dies, the murderdogs will be able to escape their prisons
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RE: Oh God Why: DAY TWO: LABRADORATORY LIQUIDATION (24/30)
04-27-2013, 09:18 PM
There are some, ahem, problems with the Neutermech lynch. Like, for instance, getting the noose to fit. Like, for instance, assuming it won't self-destruct and slaughter the captured murderdoggies. Like, for instance, the shaky belief that the lynch will have any noticeable consequence beyond making Para laugh and shake his head a little.
So yeah, I can get behind lynching anacreon or Credit, leaning towards the latter because (he) abused and frightened Peridot dearest, the callous swine!
Vote: Credit
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RE: Oh God Why: DAY TWO: LABRADORATORY LIQUIDATION (24/30)
04-27-2013, 09:19 PM
So you don't want to save the murderdogs? YOU FIEND
vote: Sruixan
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RE: Oh God Why: DAY TWO: LABRADORATORY LIQUIDATION (24/30)
04-27-2013, 09:33 PM
You misconstrue me. To analogise: if you wish to save the occupants of a burning building, you do not explode the nearby dam. Sure, the great curtain of water will undoubtedly extinguish the blaze, but it will also drown the bleedin' blighters who had the grand misfortune of being trapped in a building with only you on hand to save them.
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RE: Oh God Why: DAY TWO: LABRADORATORY LIQUIDATION (24/30)
04-27-2013, 09:48 PM
WAIT WIAT WAIT, WHO'VE ARE WE LYNCHING FPR NOW?! I CAN'T EVEN! HOW DON'T KNOW WHATS GOMN GON ANTMORE! JUSBT TELL ME WHO TO VOTE FPR AND I'LL TRY TO HELP WITH HOWMVER I CAN!
BEEP BEEF! HERE COME THE BANDWHGON ESPRESS! WATCH OUT! EVMBRYTON HOUTVNZ RHI HGNNNNNGH KNIFE CHPHYT!
LYNCH: THE KNIFE
Bartender: fill 'er up (White Russian)
Bartender: fill 'er up (White Russian)
Bartender: fill 'er up (White Russian)
Bartender: fill 'er up (White Russian)
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RE: Oh God Why: DAY TWO: LABRADORATORY LIQUIDATION (24/30)
04-27-2013, 09:52 PM
oh yeah I forgot dpaul are you actually playing (as in, you LURKERKILLED someone very, very quietly) or are you just here for reasons
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RE: Oh God Why: DAY TWO: LABRADORATORY LIQUIDATION (24/30)
04-27-2013, 10:14 PM
dpaul are you going to use the white russian as an excuse to not give good reasons for lynching people becuz THAT IS A BAD THING
YOU SHOULD ASK THE LORD TO FORGIVE YOU
just kidding but dpaul there is no need to engorge yourself with all those russians. What would Vladimir think?
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RE: Oh God Why: DAY TWO: LABRADORATORY LIQUIDATION (24/30)
04-27-2013, 10:14 PM
Lynch: The Knife
How many times have I changed my vote?
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RE: Oh God Why: DAY TWO: LABRADORATORY LIQUIDATION (24/30)
04-27-2013, 10:16 PM
Also I don't think there would be a self destruct button
if there were, we should lynch granola first, attempt a clandestine mission to rescue the murderdogs from the inner sanctums of the 'mech and then charge the neutermech for its crimes.
...so now there's more of a reason to kill Granola first! OR HAVE I GONE PERMANENTLY INSANE
UNVOTE. VOTE: GRANOLA
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RE: Oh God Why: DAY TWO: LABRADORATORY LIQUIDATION (24/30)
04-27-2013, 10:18 PM
oh yeah and the part about taking Granola's remains and placing them inside the Neutermech shortly before it self-destructs
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RE: Oh God Why: DAY TWO: LABRADORATORY LIQUIDATION (24/30)
04-27-2013, 10:45 PM
Lynch: 8 hours
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RE: Oh God Why: DAY TWO: LABRADORATORY LIQUIDATION (24/30)
04-27-2013, 11:06 PM
YES THANK YOU SO MUCH GARURU WE LOVE YOU
but I notice you still have a vote on the bartender, in which case I should respond with the image you have shown us all.
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RE: Oh God Why: DAY TWO: LABRADORATORY LIQUIDATION (24/30)
04-27-2013, 11:06 PM
ahghhahhrrrhghghghggn nnnnnnoo....noooooooo.....
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooo stop
i will eat you
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RE: Oh God Why: DAY TWO: LABRADORATORY LIQUIDATION (24/30)
04-27-2013, 11:08 PM
(04-27-2013, 11:06 PM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: »the image you have shown us all.
wh-
what image?
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RE: Oh God Why: DAY TWO: LABRADORATORY LIQUIDATION (24/30)
04-27-2013, 11:17 PM
I am going to bed and am happy with my vote.
I just thought I'd let everybody know that.
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