Oh God Why: Day Three: IT'S LOOOOOOSE (18/30)

You can't deal spiders? How about the spiders deal for you instead



Malky you said you were batman before

Noooo MALKYDOG!

Vote: Schazer

Now what the f*ck am I gonna do with all these damn spiders...

Oh so that's why Schaz hasn't slept; she's trying to be spider. Heh. I was wondering...

or maybe she is one now

or perhaps she's always been

so um how's that voting business going

I'm on the iPad so I'll be damned if I'm going to check.

Well this is less than ideal.

Now my dog ran off...

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...and Granola is still over there, eating dog dicks.

I didn't want to have to do this so soon.

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Easy girl.

Just gonna perform a little exorcism, that's all.

Lets see... page one:

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"You did a great job out there! Not that we ever doubted you would!"

"We wish we were more like you!"

"Your hair looks cute!"

"Really, you're the absolute best!"

"You should come around more often! Everyone loves you and your talent!"

"You're so humble!"

"You're already the very best there ever was!"

"You're the standard that we put ourselves to the test!"

"That was fantastic! I've never been so impressed!"

VOTES: (maybe. I mean I could be wrong)
Granola (2): amosmyn, LegendaryQ
Bartener: fill'er up (2) wheat, Garuru
Nuetermech (4): anacreon, Coldblooded, Pharas, PL
Airey (1): texcat
Logic (1):Credit
Credit (1): DF
texcat (1): Palamedes
Schazer (1): btp

You forgot me voting for Granola. I'm just voting again in case Para missed it as well.
Also, you know how long we have until day ends?
8 hours

Oh shizz okay fine, logic has kick'd in again.

vote: neutermech

Come on guys we gotta make a Lynch-Bot

So we're looking at a weapon, inserted into the game by a nigh-omnipotent party purely for the sake of having players interact with it fruitlessly, that we're now bandwagonning mindlessly in lieu of actually having to think about what we're doing?

...

Lynch: The Knife

Wait the knife is in this game? Since when?

Oh wait I'm an idiot it's a reference herpderp.

Guys if we lynch the neutermech we might also injure or even kill our murderdogs is that what you want? Is it?

Vote: anacreon for starting this travesty.

no the neutermech is not a pregnant woman

if the neuermech dies, the murderdogs will be able to escape their prisons

There are some, ahem, problems with the Neutermech lynch. Like, for instance, getting the noose to fit. Like, for instance, assuming it won't self-destruct and slaughter the captured murderdoggies. Like, for instance, the shaky belief that the lynch will have any noticeable consequence beyond making Para laugh and shake his head a little.

So yeah, I can get behind lynching anacreon or Credit, leaning towards the latter because (he) abused and frightened Peridot dearest, the callous swine!

Vote: Credit

So you don't want to save the murderdogs? YOU FIEND

vote: Sruixan

You misconstrue me. To analogise: if you wish to save the occupants of a burning building, you do not explode the nearby dam. Sure, the great curtain of water will undoubtedly extinguish the blaze, but it will also drown the bleedin' blighters who had the grand misfortune of being trapped in a building with only you on hand to save them.

WAIT WIAT WAIT, WHO'VE ARE WE LYNCHING FPR NOW?! I CAN'T EVEN! HOW DON'T KNOW WHATS GOMN GON ANTMORE! JUSBT TELL ME WHO TO VOTE FPR AND I'LL TRY TO HELP WITH HOWMVER I CAN!

BEEP BEEF! HERE COME THE BANDWHGON ESPRESS! WATCH OUT! EVMBRYTON HOUTVNZ RHI HGNNNNNGH KNIFE CHPHYT!

LYNCH: THE KNIFE
Bartender: fill 'er up (White Russian)
Bartender: fill 'er up (White Russian)
Bartender: fill 'er up (White Russian)
Bartender: fill 'er up (White Russian)

oh yeah I forgot dpaul are you actually playing (as in, you LURKERKILLED someone very, very quietly) or are you just here for reasons

dpaul are you going to use the white russian as an excuse to not give good reasons for lynching people becuz THAT IS A BAD THING

YOU SHOULD ASK THE LORD TO FORGIVE YOU

just kidding but dpaul there is no need to engorge yourself with all those russians. What would Vladimir think?

Lynch: The Knife

How many times have I changed my vote?

Also I don't think there would be a self destruct button

if there were, we should lynch granola first, attempt a clandestine mission to rescue the murderdogs from the inner sanctums of the 'mech and then charge the neutermech for its crimes.

...so now there's more of a reason to kill Granola first! OR HAVE I GONE PERMANENTLY INSANE

UNVOTE. VOTE: GRANOLA

oh yeah and the part about taking Granola's remains and placing them inside the Neutermech shortly before it self-destructs

Lynch: 8 hours

YES THANK YOU SO MUCH GARURU WE LOVE YOU

but I notice you still have a vote on the bartender, in which case I should respond with the image you have shown us all.

ahghhahhrrrhghghghggn nnnnnnoo....noooooooo.....

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooo stop

i will eat you

the image you have shown us all.

wh-

what image?

I am going to bed and am happy with my vote.

I just thought I'd let everybody know that.