Oh God Why: Day Three: IT'S LOOOOOOSE (18/30)

unfrtntly we hafta wait for slornge and glorus schzer... they are the only ones who can bred...

I propose that my murderdog breed with Ruru's murderdog for glory of Townzia. :D

I am ok with mine being w/ Dratini

unfrtntly we hafta wait for slornge and glorus schzer... they are the only ones who can bred...

this is going to take a thousand hours


uggghhhh

i know right... i would lik for mah wnderful marrun to find a lovly mate oh gret shazsher... not too picky...

also why m i stll so drunk uslly by now ive sbred up a bit...

I am ok with mating my Wine doggie.

Is there time to run a reality show where Terry the Fuchsia Dog finds the love of his life in front of a national tv audience?

Well Ana, wanna do so with my Byzantine?

Hey Dragon Fogel. You wanna see what Ube + Amaranth is? It ought to give a pretty nice color and it'll probably take a long time for Para to come up with a name for it. And when Para does, it'll probably be an amazing color. Like Uberanth. An Uberanth dog sounds amazing.

But combining Ube with Zomp will create the strangest color name ever! I just can't pass that up.

Byzanwine.

I'd drink it.

Well Ana, wanna do so with my Byzantine?

Yes lets do this

I'm still kind of waiting

For Paranoia to acknowledge the beginning of the practice match at all

Even just to say "That is not a thing that is happening"

Before I start to dogfuckin'

Our Ancient Mods have abandoned us in this Endless Night

I move that we abandon this Civil War, decried to us from on high, and stage a revolution of the Heavens to unseat the absent Paranoia from his throne! Demand recompense for his crimes! Punish him for his HUBRIS!

Why in the world would you ever think that, Scoffles?
Yes, this night has gone on for long, but it's not that bad.
I'd think that it would be better to just wait it out.
Love to join you, but it's far to early for those sorts of measures.
To commit to such a course of action this early would be extremely foolhardy.
"Overthrow the mods" should always be a last case resort, not a "first word" sort of thing.

Our Ancient Mods have abandoned us in this Endless Night

I move that we abandon this Civil War, decried to us from on high, and stage a revolution of the Heavens to unseat the absent Paranoia from his throne! Demand recompense for his crimes! Punish him for his HUBRIS!

~Ain't Happenin', CHAMP~

Also practice isn't happening. I believe the dogfucking success relies entirely on how much you amuse a panel of Solarises.

HUBRIS!

Why don't we just let the Slorange dogs have a massive doggy orgy so that we can get the most murderdogs for our buck?

doggie orgie is a plan i completely support because of the sillyness

So... how do we do it? Like do we just shut them all in a barn with some Al Green playing or what?

WELL SLAP SOME EARS ON ME AND CALL ME A BUNNYMUN.

TehPilot. You may be on the other team, but Emerald and Sapphire were DESTINED to be together.

I CHALLENGE YOU TO A POKEBATTLE FOR THEIR OFFSPRING

RPG RULES - CYBER STYLE

TehPilot. You may be on the other team, but Emerald and Sapphire were DESTINED to be together.

I CHALLENGE YOU TO A POKEBATTLE FOR THEIR OFFSPRING

Any preference for how to carry out this round of royal combat?

Any preference for how to carry out this round of royal combat?

Do you prefer mountain climbing, or a brisk hike?

The mountain climb:

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2 on 2

Using the rules and field in this thread. (though we can just use a portion of that field if it's too big for just 4 pokemons)

We each can pick 2 pokemon of our choice, must be catchable/evolvable using just your pokeversion (Emerald for you, Sapphire for me) So nothing that requires trading to aquire, no legendaries.

You can use this wiki

We'll need someone to officiate, run dice roles and such, though if no one volunteers we could just use the honor system.

Of course we keep everything in spoilers to avoid cluttering the thread.

I'm already familiar with this rpg system though, so if you'd rather use a simpler version (or a version of your own) to carry this out, I'm game for that.

The hiking route:

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Spoiler Save the crazy mechanics for another day, use a 1-6 roll the dice system. Pick 3 pokemon from each respective game (legendaries allowed) to duke it out. Two critical hits/critical misses in a row results in fainting. Winner is last man standing. Bonus points for flair while battling.

The Segway Route:

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SpoilerWe hop on that one pokebattle-sim progam (which I'm sure one of the fine people here could link us to) Six on Six. Pokemon must be from our respective games (Sapphire/Emerald). We take pictures for the audience.

Segway. Pokemon Showdown as the simulator because browser based and replay function.

I assume we'll be limited to third-gen only mechanics?

(sleeping now, will respond more tomorrow)