you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time

it turns, like the wheel of fortune.

when you want to buy a vowel, you have to buy a banana instead

It turns out you haven't been peeling bananas.

It turns out you haven't been peeling bananas.

can i ask what i've been peeling instead?

it turns up
it turns up
it turns down
it turns down
it turns left
it turns right
it turns left
it turns right
it turns out 'b' isn't a direction

it turns out bananas are actually batteries, and they can be used to power anything, if you know how to use them

it turns out this is just a cucumber painted yellow

it turns out you must make banana flesh using a modified version of the play-dough recipe

it turns out that, if you do it right, you can make the banana implode

It turns out to the left, to the right, take it back now y'all, one hop this time, one hop this time, one hop this time, hands on your knees hands on your knees hands on your knees hands on your knees, cha cha real smooth

it turns out if you go east, north, and south you'll end up back where you've started

It turns out you haven't been peeling bananas.

can i ask what i've been peeling instead?

I dunno, avocados maybe??

it turns out you're supposed to cut it in half and hit the pit with a knife

it turns out you can actually fit a whole glados in there, who knew?

it turns out that under the seat cushion is a bunker

it turns out it's Wednesday, November 20th, 2019 today.

it turns out you need to fold it like an accordion

it turns out you need to do the balloon poodle thing with the banana

it turns out you must take the derivative of the banana

it turns out the ghost of shitposting past has a user id of 1063, which is one off

it turns out you must have exactly 1062 bananas and pump their contents into a server room

it turns out it's fun to stay at the YMCA

it turns out you need a really loud arlanm

it turns out you need to use every one of these methonsd on one bananana each

it turns out you need to build up speed for 12 hours

it turns out you have to select a number from 1 to 12, and then wake up at only that AM/PM for a week