Delete the Virus

Update will arriveify tomorrow, and will be more frequent after that.

I join N.

I spend all 3 of my actions being bored because N is boring to my limited attention span, I gain Bottled Boredom since I bottled the boredom into a container.

You now have bottled boredom! That...might come in handy later, I suppose?

....Of course, It is still infected with two powerful Viruses, and has been sent to a company which seems to have some very strong products, AND the ability to deliver in Cyberspace with unprecedented speed. But I’m sure this will never be important again.

Kit meows: "I'm sure everything will turn out fine."
Action 1: "This is getting out of hand!" Kit meows. "The virus is close to reaching triple my species's control over the Interwebs. I must rule them all!" Kit pulls out a camera with a tripod and sets it to record after one minute Next, Kit leaps over to his keyboard and starts typing some commands. Initially, it just looks like he's adding a bunch of rectangles around him, but everyone should know better. As the coding finishes, it is easy to see that Kit has just created a nice, small, cozy room. Kit lays down in the room and his posture changes. He starts slouching and acting dexterously challenged. The camera starts filming and Kit rolls onto his back. He stays there for a second or two and then rolls back over. He sits up and stares at the camera, looking at the camera wide-eyed and sad. He sits there for about 30 seconds and shuts off the camera. The cat ejects his camera's data chip and scurries over to his keyboard. As he sits down in front of his keyboard, a strange gap appears in front of him. He inserts the data chip and the video pops up. Kit throws the video into some editing software, makes it look cute, and adds a little bit of text for when he's staring at the camera. The text reads: "Please, help now: " and has a random website link after it. He sends this all across the internet, inevitably reaching everyone except for the Virus. They all watch in sadness as they watch Kit stare sorrowfully at the camera. For people who go to said website, instead of a place to donate money, they find a place specifically made to upload more cat videos on, allowing cats to steal a chunk of the internet, taking it away from the Virus.
Action 2: Kit resumes his Catjitzu posture. He grabs his keyboard and mouse and heads toward the fortress. He then starts messing around with his mouse, which this time causes the appearance of the I-beam. Kit places the I-beam just in front (to the right) of the fortress and left clicks, anchoring it in place. Kit then turns over to his keyboard and starts spamming backspace, trying to get rid of the fortress wall.

Summoning Cat God: 7/30

Awww, poor Kit-people all over the internet are uploading cat videos, and The Virus is perplexed, As the cat videos manage to remove 6 percent of the corruption, because people are flooding the forum with them!
The Fortress is too well constructed, and well coded, to be able to completely remove part of it like that! You do, however manage to cause 5 points worth of damage to the wall!

Actions 1 and 2: cmon

(8/10 code created)

Action 3:
1.e4

“There. Your move. I know it’s the most common, but it’s interesting fighting a new opponent.”

(BTW, so that we can speed this up, please auto play it, you can decide who wins this round.)

Hours are spent on this magnificent chess game too wonderful to be properly described here, with The Virus constantly calculating moves, improving it’s data when it makes a mistake, and accounting for lapses in human logic. It’s a tough game, and you very nearly win, but the Virus is able to calculate the perfect move, and manages to mate you!

It lets out another distorted, electronic laugh, and expels you from the fortress!

(Origin Penetration: 4/10)

(Action 3)

Sam refactors the code of the Scout Team's avatars, deleting some of the Virus's corruption. This functionally acts as a heal.

You manage to remove a large portion of the corruption, but it’s far too deep to be completely scrubbed. Every member of the Scout Team is healed of 7 damage.

Action I) The dragon plays an addictive song: all in the radius may be distracted this turn.

(Action II) The dragon dances (badly) to the music.

(Charge 6/30)

The Mites are out causing mischief on the Battlefield, but they suddenly hear a song they can’t get out of their heads, and rush to the origin! They start dancing along with the dragon, just as badly as it is! Man, they’re really getting into it!

The Battlefield:
The Heisenberg Processor has finally finished its charge, and begins it’s attack on the Virus! At first, it simply seems to disappear, as a golden aura of light envelopes it and sucks it into a single orb, but suddenly the orb transformed-from a simple ocular orb, to a golden beam! The beam begins swirling through the battlefield, catching the attention of everyone around, before it finally reaches the Viral Fortress! It slams into the wall o the Fortress, simply phasing through the defenses, and then hits it’s target directly and efficiently, and does significant damage to the Virus!

The Virus lets out an ear rupturing screech of digital anger, as it begins furiously adapting itself, preventing the Processor from being used again, but the damage is still done! The Virus loses 10 HP, and the Heisenberg Processor is removed from the battlefield!
Virus Health: 76/100
CORRUPTION: 38%
Scout Team: 53-25-55-37-57-58
Viral Fortress [PV]: 82/90
Mites: 3-3-3-3-3 (Distracted by music)

I look at the bottled boredom, and realize it I had no idea why I did that. Oh well, I'm sure I'll fit it into my non-existent plans sometime in the future.

Action 1: I turn half the bottled boredom into a splash potion of boredom.

Action 2: I gather together some explosives because clearly explosives is one of the most effective tools ever.

Action 3: Then, finally, to complete my list of useful items I gather some duct tape. Then, I decide to duct tape the Mites' ears so they can't hear anything. Duct tape can fix anything and I gain their trust. Perfect plan.

(action.) The dragon the radio, on which the song was playing, at the virus. The music stops.

(action2.) The dragon equips gun.png

(Charge 7/30)

Action 1: Kit realizes that he broke the backspace button on his keyboard. Oh well. He pulls up the forum website and logs into his own account. He then scrolls down to the bottom of the page and sees the words "Contact Us." He clicks on this and his e-Mail pops up. He realizes that he already has messed with his E-Mail way too much. He instead makes a fax and sends it to their main offices. In his fax, Kit argues tries to argue that he should be on their admin team. He sites his experience in coding, great people skills, can do attitude, and kind treatment of his peers as reasons why he should be selected. He also states that he would be fully available at all times to people who need him. Finally, he adds that he fully appreciates the work and service that the people at this website do, and that he truly would like to be on their team. This all leads them to accept him as a new member, and that he can start as soon as possible.
Action 2: Kit meows the following Haiku:
I once saw a fort
It was grand and so sublime
Sadly, it fell down.
Suddenly, a random hole appears underneath the fort that it can't help but fall into. And so, the fort falls. Nothing exciting happens for a few moments, just falling. Then, it slams into a wall and starts to spin. It tumbles and rolls and is ultimately deflected off of the wall and into another. This time, it merely bounces off and keeps falling. After a minute or two, anyone inside sees the end. It lands right where it started, except in a crater instead of normal computer ground.

Summoning Cat God: 8/30

Actions 1 and 2: anddddd...... NOW.
(10/10 code created)


“Take this!” My avatar throws the program bomb into the fortress.

Action 3: I’ll assist in the origin penetration. With my expertise in coding, we should find it in no time!

(6/10 origin penetration)

(Origin Penetration: 7/10)

Don't have time for anything more.

The Bird decides to charge something. (2/10)
It also repairs the fortress, with applied Code-epoxy. Additionally, it is very corruptible, and can be easily taken over by the Virus to provide a bit of attack power from within the fortress.

Btw, I fudged up in math, so

(Origin penetration 5/10.)

Since gutsa added all the points to the origin penetration,

(Origin penetration 8/10)

I look at the bottled boredom, and realize it I had no idea why I did that. Oh well, I'm sure I'll fit it into my non-existent plans sometime in the future.

Action 1: I turn half the bottled boredom into a splash potion of boredom.

Action 2: I gather together some explosives because clearly explosives is one of the most effective tools ever.

Action 3: Then, finally, to complete my list of useful items I gather some duct tape. Then, I decide to duct tape the Mites' ears so they can't hear anything. Duct tape can fix anything and I gain their trust. Perfect plan.

The Mites actually really dogged that song, and are upset they can’t hear it anymore! This might be to your advantage however, because they stop any efforts in attacking PG entities in protest and start tantruming like babies!

(action.) The dragon the radio, on which the song was playing, at the virus. The music stops.

(action2.) The dragon equips gun.png

(Charge 7/30)

The radio crashes into the walls of the Viral Fortress, dealing 5 damage!

Action 1: Kit realizes that he broke the backspace button on his keyboard. Oh well. He pulls up the forum website and logs into his own account. He then scrolls down to the bottom of the page and sees the words "Contact Us." He clicks on this and his e-Mail pops up. He realizes that he already has messed with his E-Mail way too much. He instead makes a fax and sends it to their main offices. In his fax, Kit argues tries to argue that he should be on their admin team. He sites his experience in coding, great people skills, can do attitude, and kind treatment of his peers as reasons why he should be selected. He also states that he would be fully available at all times to people who need him. Finally, he adds that he fully appreciates the work and service that the people at this website do, and that he truly would like to be on their team. This all leads them to accept him as a new member, and that he can start as soon as possible.
Action 2: Kit meows the following Haiku:
I once saw a fort
It was grand and so sublime
Sadly, it fell down.
Suddenly, a random hole appears underneath the fort that it can't help but fall into. And so, the fort falls. Nothing exciting happens for a few moments, just falling. Then, it slams into a wall and starts to spin. It tumbles and rolls and is ultimately deflected off of the wall and into another. This time, it merely bounces off and keeps falling. After a minute or two, anyone inside sees the end. It lands right where it started, except in a crater instead of normal computer ground.

Summoning Cat God: 8/30

The staff contacts you and says that while they would accept you, some weird Virus is stopping them from accessing the website, and thus they can’t add ANY new members!

The Fortress goes through your odd wormhole, crashing into a bunch of walls and taking 6 damage! It then returns, standing, but weakened.

Actions 1 and 2: anddddd...... NOW.
(10/10 code created)


“Take this!” My avatar throws the program bomb into the fortress.

Action 3: I’ll assist in the origin penetration. With my expertise in coding, we should find it in no time!

(6/10 origin penetration)

A devastating hit! The Fortress takes 10 whole damage, with cracks prominently appearing in the coded walls of the fortress!

The Virus begins worrying, recognizing that it’s security is being threatened by these attacks.....

(Origin Penetration: 7/10)

Don't have time for anything more.

The Bird decides to charge something. (2/10)
It also repairs the fortress, with applied Code-epoxy. Additionally, it is very corruptible, and can be easily taken over by the Virus to provide a bit of attack power from within the fortress.

You manage to heal the Fortress for 7 damage, nullifying some of the damage it took this turn and ensuring it has some time to go before it is felled. Additionally, the Virus Can now directly commandeer control of the Fortress in order to attack its enemies, useful indeed....

Btw, I fudged up in math, so

(Origin penetration 5/10.)

Since gutsa added all the points to the origin penetration,

(Origin penetration 8/10)

The Battlefield:
The Mites are still tantrumming, and are refusing to do any work until they get their music!

The Virus forms a large cannon at the top of the fortress, with enough power for a singular, dangerous shot. It doesn’t waste any time and fires it towards the scout team, dealing 7 damage to each member! The cannon then dissipates, having served its purpose.
Virus Health: 76/100
CORRUPTION: 38%
Scout Team: 46-18-48-30-50-51
Viral Fortress [PV]: 68/90
Mites: 3-3-3-3-3 (Throwing a tantrum!)

I’ll charge, and put all my actions to this:

Action 3: (Charged) heal the scout team back to full health.

Action 1: Kit decides to abuse the fact that the Mites are confused. He tells them that he can make an even catchier song for them after everything is over, if they join his side. Of course, in their distraught nature, they would agree to anything. Kit pull out a small legal contract and has them sign it. All that it has is the terms they will agree to, but it has to be certain.

Summoning Cat God: 10/30

The bird reiterates that the mites were only created two updates ago, and thus they cannot read.
The bird continues charging. (4/10)

(Origin Penetration: 10/10!)

ORIGIN PENETRATION => EXECUTE

Suddenly, the Scout Team has finished opening a connection to the server that the Virus arrived from! They and Sam head through...

(action uno) The dragon shoots the gun.png.

(action dos) The dragon shoots the gun.png again.

(Charge 8/30)

Update will come tomorrow, sorry for lateness.

I’ll charge, and put all my actions to this:

Action 3: (Charged) heal the scout team back to full health.

Using the hacking skills you’ve previously demonstrated, you manage to restore the Scout Team to full health! Knowing where they’re about to enter, they’ll probably need it....

Action 1: Kit decides to abuse the fact that the Mites are confused. He tells them that he can make an even catchier song for them after everything is over, if they join his side. Of course, in their distraught nature, they would agree to anything. Kit pull out a small legal contract and has them sign it. All that it has is the terms they will agree to, but it has to be certain.

Summoning Cat God: 10/30

The Mites stop their tantruming, and stare at Kits contract, with obvious interest in their eyes, they reach out and grab it...

The bird reiterates that the mites were only created two updates ago, and thus they cannot read.
The bird continues charging. (4/10)

Before tearing it up and dividing it amongst themselves, eating the scraps of paper! They had no idea what the contract was for, they thought you wer eoffering it a snack!

(Origin Penetration: 10/10!)

ORIGIN PENETRATION => EXECUTE

Suddenly, the Scout Team has finished opening a connection to the server that the Virus arrived from! They and Sam head through...

A glowing portal of code appears in the battlefield, with an ominous air emanating! Sam and his team enter through, ready to learn about the true origins of The Virus.....

(action uno) The dragon shoots the gun.png.

(action dos) The dragon shoots the gun.png again.

(Charge 8/30)

gun.png creates two bullet.png’s, which promptly “download” themselves into the fortress! 5 damage!

The Battlefield

The Mites are no longer tantruming, instead happily munching on the torn pieces of Kits contract!

Sam and The Scout Team have entered the Origin Server, and as such will no longer be on the main battlefield! They will, however, face challenges in their own special area....

Sensing that someone has entered it’s server of Origin, the Virus panics to itself, upset that such a thing could happen. It begins frantically attempting to connect, in order to prevent it’s secrets from being unlocked!

Virus Health: 76/100
CORRUPTION: 38%
Scout Team: 46-18-48-30-50-51
Viral Fortress [PV]: 63/90
Mites: 3-3-3-3-3 (Eating paper!)

The Origin Server

Sam and his Scout Team enter, and find themselves in a large, empty black room, with only swirling white code and a floating holographic select screen within. Upon examining the select screen, it has a few options:
ARCHIVES
SIMULATIONS
BACK-UPS
UPDATE
VERSION HISTORY

Sam: 100/100
Scout Team: 70-70-70-70-70-70

Action 1: Kit meows, "Ooh, shiny glowing thing. Majestic." He then proceeds to to pull out a small game console. On the screen there are two completely black cats holding hammers. A small arrow comes down and both cats swing their hammers. A number appears above each and the higher number gets some points. Kit plays a few rounds of this, winning about half of them by just a few points. Finally, he snaps the machine in half. A black light explodes out of the machine and a black hammer appears out of it. Kit takes this hammer and gets in front of the fort. He waits patiently, standing there with his eyes closed. An arrow falls out of the sky. It comes in between Kit and the fort and it disappears. At the very moment it disappears, Kit slams the hammer down on the fort. A number in a box appears above Kit. It reads:
`````___
Kit |10|
This mythical hit crushes the fort under it.
Action 2: "Ah ha! I have fed the mites. This means that they accept my gifts and are now on my... you know what... they just annoy everyone anyways. Meh." Kit has now meowed. Kit breathes in and breathes out. He then lets out a savage meow and stares very intently at the fortress. He tries again, this time staring before hissing. As he lets out his scream, two lasers come out of his eyes. These fly straight at the fortress, cutting through its very code.

Summoning Cat God: 11/30

the dragon continues to shoot the gun.png for both it’s actions.

(Charge 9/10)

Action 1:

As the virus is frantically attempting to connect, naturally a mistake that its almost perfect mind would naturally catch gets missed. At first, it thinks it went through, considering that the server it connected to is also normally isolated and meant for the sole programming of one thing only...

It's only afted the claws dig into it that it realizes this was a trap, made at the right opportunity to damage the Virus even though it's still in the fort! They tear out chunks of its HP, before dissolving the code into readable formats. These readable formats manifest themselves into paper, which is then absorbed by....

ANOTHER PLAYER!? DAMN IT! Or so the Virus thinks before leaving, its attempt to reconnect to its origin server thwarted for this turn.

The player enters the battlefield! However, he's hidden behind seven proxies, and as such his description is only a nondescript shadow! The player analyzes the data as he thinks up a battle plan. This fucker shall not ruin his attempt to revive his avantgarde roleplaying quest idea on Eagle Time!

Action 2:

Aha, a fortess! The best way to ruin these is from the inside, but the only way in is through a doggy door?

Good thing no one has summoned a Good Boy yet!

The Player refashions a counter-virus into a Dog shape, allowing it to infiltrate the fortress! It's job isn't to damage it, though. It's just to open the front gates! With those open....

Action 3:

The Player, from scratch, recodes an Adult Link from Ocarina of Time! The tweak he makes though, allows it to connect to his virtual controller. While the front gates are open, he leads Link inside, fully equipped and stocked, and wreaks merry havoc on the insides, making sure to bomb walls frequently for secret doorways or passages. And to just ruin the fort's structural integrity some more.

But mostly, it's about the treasure chests and loot. The Good Boy counter-virus follows Link, now acting as backup to the mobile drone-like entity! Since it's a Good Boy, it sticks with its master loyally! Good boy!

(Action 1)

"Looks like we're in. I'm worried that the Virus or Origin Server may have its own defenses... Let me deal with that."

Sam deploys a one-shot Tor Node that will protect him or the Scout Team from attack.

(Action 2)

"Now that we've gotten that over with, let's ensure that HQ and the rest of the players receive this data."

Sam establishes a Data Link back to the Battlefield and the NATO Command Center that will transfer all of the data they view in the Origin Server.

(Action 3)

"Okay, let's do this."

Sam and the Scout Team examine the Archives.

Action 1: Kit meows, "Ooh, shiny glowing thing. Majestic." He then proceeds to to pull out a small game console. On the screen there are two completely black cats holding hammers. A small arrow comes down and both cats swing their hammers. A number appears above each and the higher number gets some points. Kit plays a few rounds of this, winning about half of them by just a few points. Finally, he snaps the machine in half. A black light explodes out of the machine and a black hammer appears out of it. Kit takes this hammer and gets in front of the fort. He waits patiently, standing there with his eyes closed. An arrow falls out of the sky. It comes in between Kit and the fort and it disappears. At the very moment it disappears, Kit slams the hammer down on the fort. A number in a box appears above Kit. It reads:
`````___
Kit |10|
This mythical hit crushes the fort under it.
Action 2: "Ah ha! I have fed the mites. This means that they accept my gifts and are now on my... you know what... they just annoy everyone anyways. Meh." Kit has now meowed. Kit breathes in and breathes out. He then lets out a savage meow and stares very intently at the fortress. He tries again, this time staring before hissing. As he lets out his scream, two lasers come out of his eyes. These fly straight at the fortress, cutting through its very code.

Summoning Cat God: 11/30

As the hammer makes contact, cracks appear in the code Fortress, signifying a destructive hit! 6 damage!

Kits Meoweye lasers cut through the fortress, leaving two large holes in their wake, though they are quickly repaired, the damage is still done! 7 damage!

the dragon continues to shoot the gun.png for both it’s actions.

(Charge 9/10)

Unfortunately, you’re gun.png jams after the first bullet! You manage to deal 2 damage, though.

Action 1:

As the virus is frantically attempting to connect, naturally a mistake that its almost perfect mind would naturally catch gets missed. At first, it thinks it went through, considering that the server it connected to is also normally isolated and meant for the sole programming of one thing only...

It's only afted the claws dig into it that it realizes this was a trap, made at the right opportunity to damage the Virus even though it's still in the fort! They tear out chunks of its HP, before dissolving the code into readable formats. These readable formats manifest themselves into paper, which is then absorbed by....

ANOTHER PLAYER!? DAMN IT! Or so the Virus thinks before leaving, its attempt to reconnect to its origin server thwarted for this turn.

The player enters the battlefield! However, he's hidden behind seven proxies, and as such his description is only a nondescript shadow! The player analyzes the data as he thinks up a battle plan. This fucker shall not ruin his attempt to revive his avantgarde roleplaying quest idea on Eagle Time!

Action 2:

Aha, a fortess! The best way to ruin these is from the inside, but the only way in is through a doggy door?

Good thing no one has summoned a Good Boy yet!

The Player refashions a counter-virus into a Dog shape, allowing it to infiltrate the fortress! It's job isn't to damage it, though. It's just to open the front gates! With those open....

Action 3:

The Player, from scratch, recodes an Adult Link from Ocarina of Time! The tweak he makes though, allows it to connect to his virtual controller. While the front gates are open, he leads Link inside, fully equipped and stocked, and wreaks merry havoc on the insides, making sure to bomb walls frequently for secret doorways or passages. And to just ruin the fort's structural integrity some more.

But mostly, it's about the treasure chests and loot. The Good Boy counter-virus follows Link, now acting as backup to the mobile drone-like entity! Since it's a Good Boy, it sticks with its master loyally! Good boy!

An electronic screech can be heard form the Virus, inboth annoyance and surprise, as it is attacked by you! 4 damage! Damn these players, why can’t they just let it fulfill it’s goal that will probably cause irreversible damage to human civilization!?

You summon the GOOD BOY! Aww, look at that happy lil fella! So cute! He gets inside the fortress, and finds the controls for the Front Gate!

You summon Link as well, who is controlled by your Virtual Controller. The Front Gate stays open long enough for The Hero Of Time to enter, followed by his new companion, The Good Boy!

The Fortress was not designed for loot or really any sort of habitation outside of The Virus, so Link is unable to find any sort of treasure. The structural damage definitely happens though, 5 damage!

(Action 1)

"Looks like we're in. I'm worried that the Virus or Origin Server may have its own defenses... Let me deal with that."

Sam deploys a one-shot Tor Node that will protect him or the Scout Team from attack.

(Action 2)

"Now that we've gotten that over with, let's ensure that HQ and the rest of the players receive this data."

Sam establishes a Data Link back to the Battlefield and the NATO Command Center that will transfer all of the data they view in the Origin Server.

(Action 3)

"Okay, let's do this."

Sam and the Scout Team examine the Archives.

Your Tor Node is active, you’ll be protected from any sort of attack that hits you next, for one time only.

The data link is active! Everyone you intended will now have instant access to this data.

The Archives present the following information:

“3-15-16. I know the truth. It’s been presented to me. I know my destiny and it is pure......We’ve set up this server to develop our destiny, so that the world may know the truth that we have. It’s time.”
“4-3-16. We’ve gotten more members! More people have seen the truth, and we have a perfect spot for them in this destiny.”

There seems to be some missing entries from the data, and the next few entries skip forward from time to time.

“8-19-17. We’ve refined our program. Much of the data it was copying before was not relevant. Now, it’s only trawling for the most important data, to very specific specifications. We’re gonna be moving a lot faster now”

“7-27-18. It’s done. Everything that matters has been copied and safely stored. We’re ready, and very soon, our perfect weapon will be unleashed. It’s time.”

That’s the end of the entries. It’s obvious that many of them are missing, possibly encrypted, but it’s hard to tell how to recover them now.

The Battlefield:

The Virus senses Link and his adorable companion within it’s fortress. It summons up a new set of Mites from the factory, and they begin crawling and rushing to find Link. Next turn, Mites vs Link and The Good Boy!

Speaking of Mites, the ones outside the fortress have finished eating paper and are now tuckered out, so they decide to take a nap! Wow, they’re kind of useless.

Virus Health: 72/100
CORRUPTION: 38%
Viral Fortress [PV]: 43/90
Mites: 3-3-3-3-3 (Napping!)
Mites 2: 3-3-3-3-3 (Searching for Link!)
Link: 60/60 (Storming the fortress!)
Good Boy: 60/60 (Following Link!)
The Origin Server

You’ve read the archives, now only 4 more things to go!
ARCHIVES-Read
SIMULATIONS
BACK-UPS
UPDATE
VERSION HISTORY

Sam: 100/100
Scout Team: 70-70-70-70-70-70

The bird moves to confront Link, directly applying flames to the character.
The bird repairs the Fortress, giving it a heal.
The bird continues charging. (5/10).

Action 1: "What!?" Kit meows. "I could have sneaked in this entire time! Curse my ignorance. There is only one thing to do now! Keep breaking the fort!" Kit builds up his energy. The cat brings forth his intellect and powers. He summons the strength of his mighty ancestors the lions. As he does this, a blue light appears around him. It expands and then contracts into a sort of aura. The aura shifts and finally settles on the shape of a lion. Kit lets out a small meow and the lion aura lets out a great roar. Kit meows the following while the spirit lion lets out a low growl about it. "The power is mine! Ah ha ha!"
Action 2: Kit begins moving in the aura, but it doesn't exactly move with him. Kit meows, "Agh, of course. I have to fine tune this as well. Fine." He takes out his keyboard and starts to make a long line of text. He is eventually able to link the movements of himself to the lion aura around him. He tests it out and it seems to work fine. He runs a quick lap around the fortress for fun and it seems to go well enough.
Action 3: "Good, with that done, I will use my full force to attack the..." Kit looks around at his aura and realizes it isn't exactly solid yet. "Another problem!? Why?" He proceeds to think about the needs of a lion to survive. He thinks about the habits of lions and how they hunt for food. He finally comes to the conclusion that the aura is hungry and therefore not wanting to be a solid. "Ah yes, I guess my ancestors would want food." Kit summons up a can of tuna and tosses it in front of the lion aura. Without his command, the spirit gobbles up the tuna inside and immediately becomes more cohesive, creating a nice protective layer around its outside that can be used for actually interacting with stuff instead of looking cool.

Tracking Cat God Summon: 11/30

Thinking Quickly, Alistair gives some orders via the controller! Link blocks the bird's attack with the Mirror Shield! It can eat three fire attacks and then shoot out a burst of flame! To ensure this sticks, Alistair sacrifices one action to ensure this is so.

The Good Boy, meanwhile, notices that the Bird is attacking Link and, at the order of Alistair, attacks the Bird. Instead of saving :link from the attack, though, Good Boy interrupts the enemy's attempt at healing, though the bird's flight keeps it from suffering any real damage.

Alistair swears. He was hoping to use this turn to prepare Link and Good Boy for the Mites! But maybe he could do something about that from his end.

He uses his last two actions to program up a Mite-Eater! One Action goes towards giving ti form and health, and the other goes towards giving it locomotion and attack power. However, he sacrifices said general attack power in order to give it the ability to hit multiple Mites at once.

He orders it to get inside the Fortress. If it can't find a way in, then it is to burrow inside through the walls. It'll leave Link and Good Boy at the mercy of the Mites and Bird, but there was nothing he could really do about that. All he could do was hope their backup help would get there in time to keep them alive.