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Okay, on three! "Is this the real life..."

Well hold on, before we choose a song or any of that, we gotta know what we got to work with. What instruments can everyone play? And what's the competition like?

Okay, on three! "Is this the real life..."

Show us your singing voice O-1. Be the star you were always meant to be,

Ahem!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

DO

IT

The instrument thing is a good question!! What do we know we have??

For one, your voice. Never underestimate the instrumental prowess of one's own voice. New body, new voice, a totally unique experience. How often are notails told to sing anyway?

Two, your Q-class "instruments". Worse comes to worse? Take advantage of percussion, bang those clanging metals. There's this one band called Stomp (OOC reference). If they can make music with match boxes, anything is possible. And speaking of matches...

Three, PRESENTATION. Bands need music above all else, but this is live performance. Make it worth seeing with a set of real eyes. That equipment from before- Q-classes might have flamethrowers, right? Pyrotechnics is a staple at band performances.

> "This is the song that never ends..."

> "This is the song that never ends..."

>"...it just goes on and on my friends..."

> "This is the song that never ends..."

>"...it just goes on and on my friends..."

"...Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was..."

Tell me! Tell me! Whisper in my ear. =)

Sure.

What! Are! Our instruments. =)

This is a talent show; you know your own talents! You should be telling me, fella!


Why doncha ask your crew, instead?

Okay! Okay! =)

We’re in a band?? :=3

You betcha! Welcome to the big screen!

What! Are! Our! Instruments!! =)

Someone rolls a 6! Oops! Too low. =)

I don’t have anything………………:=3

A 19! That’s high! That’s high! =)

Not gonna use a blessed instrument ‘gainst another blessed being, but I figure if this ordinary one could kick the other’s ass, it can’t do a lick of harm here. ^w^


Do you just keep a blessed instrument in your inventory? Why??? :=3


Earned it fair and square. ^w^

Yay! I -

Right now we got bigger fish to fry -

Hey! There are actual fry in the crowd, you know!

And I’m fryin’ em! Deal with it! ^w^


As I was sayin’, I still don’t know who the fuck you are and what the fuck you’re doing with my pal. but I don’t fucking like it. ^w^


I’ll be dealin’ with you later. ^w^

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Oh my! Now THAT’S what I call a supurrior instrument! What a stupendous choice!


There will be three rounds for this tournament - after both of us have gone, that will be a full round. You can switch instruments, songs… Whatever you want between the rounds! But the band is the band! No fresh blood here!


This is our home turf - so, of course, visitors first! We have our manners here.

W-wait what am I playing? :=3


What’s in yer inventory? ^w^


Um…:=3


Well hurry up and think of somethin’. ^w^

Are you all ready, then? Don’t answer that, haha!

Let’s get this show going, folks! We’re wasting company time, the crowd is getting sleepy!


ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.


IT’S TIME! TO ROCK!


WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

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Is this the real life! =)


Is this the real life! =)


This is the song! That! Never ends! =)


It just goes on! And! On! My friends!!!!!!! =)




Some! People!! Started singing it! Not knowing what it was…=)


………………………………………………………=)

All right, this joker is no help. Make someone who actually knows how to play something come down into this subway

while true {
"and they'll keep on singin' it forever just because"
"this is the song that never ends"
"it just goes on and on my friends"
"some people started singing it not knowing what it was"
}
or in summary: don't end the song that never ends...what could go wrong?

> CAT! KEYBOARD! SOLO!!!

alright... weve already effed this up
s0 ask em if they g0t ligma
Fish:whats ligma
0-1: ligma balls l0l
ladies and gentlemen we g0t em
s0 d0 what the 0thers say.

next verse, same as the first

Come on, O-1, can't you come up with some stuff to sing yourself as well?

Come on, O-1, can't you come up with some stuff to sing yourself as well?

You could use facts as lyrics.

A

B

C

D

E

F

G

Crowd surf

A! B! C! D! E, F, G! =)


H! I! J! K! L, M, N, O, P!! =)


Q! R! S! T, U, V! =)


W! =)


X!


Y!


Z!




1! 2! 3! 4! 5! 6! 7! 8! 9! 10! 11! =)


12!!! =)

Zzzzz...


ALRIGHT!! We have heard ENOUGH, rockers and non-rockers! The judges have their verdict! And it is…

Ow! Harsh, but fair! It’s on with the game, unlads!


Next comes our friends from home...!

WOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!


Now that is an ACES performance! Let’s see what the judges have to say about this one!

Treasure those double digits, because you’ve EARNED them!


And with that, we’ve finished round 1! The winners are, of course, TEAM FINTASTIC!


Prepare yourselves for round 2…. COMING RIGHT AFTER THIS COMMERCIAL BREAK!

W-we're fucked…:=3


Don't be so pessimistic! ^w^

Alright, guys, we need t0 n0t d0 memes. we need t0 c0me up with sensible, c0herent lyrics and make a s0ng. lets keep in mind 0-1's awkward sentence breaks because we can use that.

> Time to break out...

Megalovania

>Time to get the fishes out of the water!
>Megalovania

>Time to get the fishes out of the water!
>Megalovania

agreed

yeah sure its worth a go
O-1 just do this

Ok, no, hold on. You call that a ten? While the saxophones performance had me in tears, this is a battle of the bands. It's all substance! We need style. smoke machines, pyrotechnics, lasers! Give the crowd a show they deserve! I'll make a deal with you. You let us bring in a few stage hands to set our stuff up and however many we bring in, you can bring in the same amount. Deal?

Let's make this a night to remember.

(If this gets accepted, I vote Bill Gale as a stage hand. They can probably make some sick shit)