Thumbs Down for Bad Thread

This isn't a very good thread. It's a bad thread. A Naughty Naughty thread.

If you see this thread, and avoid eye-contact, it's okay. Nobody blames you. If you harass this thread, or rate it one star, for being such a bad bad thread, that would be reasonable. It is a bad thread.

Some threads are good. Many threads are worthy of your attention. This thread? Ehhhh...

If you were to weave this thread into a sweater, it would have swears on it. This thread is just too Naughty.

Even if you treated this thread with love and compassion, your efforts would be in vain. This thread has no intention of being anything other than a bad thread.

Sometimes, when I thing about all the threads tangled up on the interwebs, I imagine how much more beautiful it could be if all of the bad threads put in the corner for being bad and Naughty.

Call me fucked up, but I think this thread is good

It has a pleasant smell

And as I'm writing this post, I got an email saying that I won an award for posting in a good thread?? wow, unbelievable

This thread sends spam emails to its unknowing and innocent victims.

(That is because it is a bad thread.)

I mailed my optic nerve to this thread

Mmm. Not a good thread here gotta say. I expected better from you.

I put my full trust on this thread and I'm sure that one day, it will bring something worthwhile into the forum. It's just a good thread in the making :^).

6/10 thread

fixer-upper with great potential

watch this one, but probably not worth full price. wait for a sale

2/10, not completely trash but still a no good very bad thread.

eh, not so sure about this thread. i've seen worse.

People rated this thread more than one star, but they shouldn't. For each additional star beyond one, this thread generates a hundred twitter account handles per day to harass Bath and Body Works and Washed Up Actors. Also, it claims all the good names so that new users can't.