[Fortuna]: Luck depends on no one....right? (4/3)

> After choosing names and before heading out, have Valentine give an [Inspirational] speech about the importance of teamwork/cooperation when dealing with dangerous creatures.

>The R-18 Fan Club

>The R-18 Fan Club

Ooh, yeah. That's mainline cannon material right there.

> Sbat: Suggest "Fuck Squad".

> Since you're now unofficial R-18 babysitters, you might as well follow him to see where he's going. Hopefully this will still be out of the way.

>Check Songiprovo's stats. Maybe we'll get a clue as to why Easty didn't let Clay put on the smart collar just then

Also, seconding this!

Seconding

> Sbat: Suggest "Fuck Squad".

> The Fuck Fucks. Courtesy of our boy Thanatos who is Good at names.

Songiprovo:> The people who do everything possible to ensure their own safety?

One last suggestion if we choose "the fuck squad"

Sbat: Try to suggest a name. When no one pays attention to you just flip everyone off til they get the message.

Team sliced bread

Might be a bit late to suggest a name, but...

>Sbat: Suggest the Super High Intensity Team.
>Clay: Be genuinely surprised that Sbat didn't come up with a team name with a curse word in it, before realizing that the team name abbreviated is the S.H.I.T.'s.

> Clay: Ask Valentine to name the team

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>Oooh, how about, Team Quatro!

> Sbat: Suggest "Fuck Squad".

> Since you're now unofficial R-18 babysitters, you might as well follow him to see where he's going. Hopefully this will still be out of the way.

Team name: The ARMs

Ask Rye what’s up with his demon like appendage

>Valentine: "The fluffy rainbow council"
>Clay: Groan internally.

>Whoever has the cosmosdex: See if this guy is famous.

>Clay:[Charisma Check]Persuade R-18 to help in finding your missing llama.

Also
>Clay: Introduce R-18 to Valentine while doing so, we can do this!

Blazing Hell Riders on the Wings of the Deathangel
Ass-Ender and the The Loose Kannon Killers
Bloodletter's Bonanza
Complete Desolation: The No Mercy, No Remorse, No Survivors Total-Body Experience (In 4-D)
_{(the d's stand for death, destruction, desolation, and donuts)}

R-18: override whatever we pick with "Rib Boy and the Bone Grinderz"

> Sbat: Suggest "Fuck Squad".

> The Fuck Fucks. Courtesy of our boy Thanatos who is Good at names.

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Sbat: Tell Blitz to fuck off, one does not simply ask to publically mourn, and that they're a selfish asshole to ask that to some people whose friend probably got eaten by nothing other than a Singer anomaly

fuck it why not

edit: HEY btw let's go rob o-2

>Clay: respond to Blitz, but with Valentine, politely but disdainfully.
>Check Songiprovo's stats.

>Sbat: Lean into Blitz and give a giant fuck you gesture
>Sbat: Lay into Blitz on how what they're doing is extremely predatory, toxic, manipulative, and plain idiotic. By chasing Fortuna crews on your own you put yourself into the throes of the curse, and by extension risk the chance that your audience will get to see you pleading for mercy before being crushed to death.
>Sbat: But at least it will get you more views if it's any comfort.

>Clay [Illusionist]: How about you go and chat up our ship AI over there. We're glad you found them, but they'd be able to tell you more about that crewmember we just recruited.

>Clay [Illusionist]: How about you go and chat up our ship AI over there. We're glad you found them, but they'd be able to tell you more about that crewmember we just recruited.

Oh yeah actually seeing our ship AI finally is a good idea, we should definitely do that, and maybe add them to the crew.

fuck it why not

edit: HEY btw let's go rob o-2

Yeah, let's give an interview and then rob O-2!

fuck it why not

edit: HEY btw let's go rob o-2

Yeah, let's give an interview and then rob O-2!

Lets n0t. after all, it is shark m0nth.....

Uhh... I don't think telling off Blitz for his behaviour, and then turning around to steal from O-2 (during shark month no less), is a good idea...

Let's not steal from O-2, better yet let's stay away from O-2 altogether.

>Don't rob O-2, just huff on his windows and draw rude words in the fog. That'll teach him.

>Don't rob O-2, just huff on his windows and draw rude words in the fog. That'll teach him.

That is a much better idea

>Don't rob O-2, just huff on his windows and draw rude words in the fog. That'll teach him.

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Sbat: Tell Blitz to fuck off, one does not simply ask to publically mourn, and that they're a selfish asshole to ask that to some people whose friend probably got eaten by nothing other than a Singer anomaly

>Sbat: Lean into Blitz and give a giant fuck you gesture
>Sbat: Lay into Blitz on how what they're doing is extremely predatory, toxic, manipulative, and plain idiotic. By chasing Fortuna crews on your own you put yourself into the throes of the curse, and by extension risk the chance that your audience will get to see you pleading for mercy before being crushed to death.
>Sbat: But at least it will get you more views if it's any comfort.

Blitz: realize you're thinking too small. O-2's right there, and they're said to be the holder of poison pen of the press itself. Offer O-2 a deal: you'll sell them your chance at a fortuna wish in exchange for guaranteed insider access in the industry. Making connections here will help your chances of making it too: O-2'll have a vested interest in you making it, and a lot of obstacles will probably move out of the way.

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Now that the cameras have stopped rolling

>Clay: Check on the Pan unit. Just a small reprieve from R-18 to calm down.

>Sbat: Check out the lake with R-18, but stay on his not blessed side, just because you can't talk to alert him you're there.

i still find it funny h0w "blessings" are bad and "curses" are g00d.