[twelve]

>Flannel shorts. What more could you need?

Actually. Flannel Swim-trunks.

>seconding

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ittybittykitty: soooooooooooooo was there anything else lmao =w=
G-SUCC: Do you guys have any tips in general? I’m not exactly doing so hot. This game’s hard. :’3
slipperdipper: Lol =w=
G-SUCC: I got past the first meeting but I think O-9 hates me now. O-2 invited me to a party though, is that good? :’3
slipperdipper: Oh cool, youre at that event =w=
slipperdipper: I dont know how you managed to piss O-9 off if it wasnt on purpose but w/e =w=
ittybittykitty: ya lmfao her route is practically easy mode =w=
G-SUCC: I...maaaaay have hugged her. :’3
G-SUCC: Look save the sass I already died like 5 times. :’3
slipperdipper: Dang what the fuck route did you decide to start w/ =w=
G-SUCC: O-6. :’3
slipperdipper: Lmao holy shit =w=
ittybittykitty: WHAT DID YOU EXPECT LMFAOOOOOOOOO =w=
G-SUCC: Fuck you too. :’3
ittybittykitty: first tip: start with an easier route lmaooooo =w=
slipperdipper: Yea seriously why did you go with O-6 first you catkisser =w=
slipperdipper: Idk why you hugged O-9 either like her cosmosdex page tells you she hates touching are you actually trying to win or lose =w=
G-SUCC: Ughhhh unlike some people I don’t read encyclopedias for fun you know. :’3
ittybittykitty: sounds like a u problem lmfao =w=
slipperdipper: You dont read wikis when youre not doing anything? Sounds fake =w=
slipperdipper: Ok heres the second tip then: if you want it to be easier at least take a skim cause otherwise idk how youll know any of the o-class #deeplore =w=
G-SUCC: Ugh just tell me how to get through this party with as little fuss as possible. :’3
slipperdipper: Lets just say that they who fly towards the wind are only buffeted by the storm =w=
G-SUCC: Fuck you too :’3
ittybittykitty: preach not 2 the poetnix about hate, but the people =w=
G-SUCC: Anyway I’m blocking you both. :’3

weed party weed party

>Find the weed. This job sucks. Get the weed. You can probably find some.

>Save here
>Ask if you can also inject some weed with O2 and O8
>Y'know because you're honestly kinda scared how long you have left to live

> O-2, O-7, or Ox are prob going to be the easiest, but lets try to kiss both O-5 and Princess anyway. Follow them!

> TIME TO DATE O-5 AND PRINCESS

> if we don't see the levitahans then idk what you're doing with your life??

> 4 2 0

>Save real quick
>WEED
>go say some super smooth shit to O-2

> Absolutely Princess and O-5.

>go give Ox the best dating advice ever. I mean we are in a dating simulator, right?

> if we don't see the levitahans then idk what you're doing with your life??

>flirt with the leviathans

> if we don't see the levitahans then idk what you're doing with your life??

>flirt with the leviathans

> i just wanted to see neat birds don't flirt with the levitahans

> if we don't see the levitahans then idk what you're doing with your life??

>flirt with the leviathans

> i just wanted to see neat birds don't flirt with the levitahans

flirt with the levitahans flirt flirt flirt

> flex on the h8rs

>New friend? New friend.
>Engage the insect-mask in vicious, friendly socialization.

>ROMANCE THE BUG

>Talk about the sand.

oh no he’s hot

>Somehow find a table and put your foot down on it. Sexily.