You think you're something special?

You think you're something brand new?

But you're old oats.

You're old, dry, stale oats.

You think you can mock me? Do you?

Do you think you can mock me?
Do you think you can capture my essence
And throw it back at me with humor and rhetorical devices?

Well, you can't.

Is Joe Starman the new insultron? Is insultron old news?

am i gay?

You're a tall glass of water, aren't you?
You boy, precious boy

I'm Ben Bernanke, Spencer, and I want your teeth
For the Federal Reserve

I'm cutting interest rates in half,
And I need your teeth

my teeth are gold, and the currency isn't tied to the gold standard anymore. get some someplace else.

You can take them!! I'll jus grow some new ones once i fix my stupid