520 pee on it

Hey guyz you know what it is? 520 posts el mao eks dee
It is the holy number of the Water Master of the Chaos Octopus
You must pee-pee on a campfire in his honour

HIY HIY HIY THE 3 SACRED LETTERS

TOO HOT TO HANDLE TOO COLD TO HOLD

DHARMA PUGS DHARMA PUGS

HELP ME SUMMON THE SPIRITS OF DARKNESS INTO MATERIAL PLANE! DARKNESS DARKNESSSSSSSS

THE ETH HET THE

oh? Spirits of darkness ya say? :)c

I'm calling the police about this thread.

FUCK DA POLICE

Hold on, officer... yes. He just said, and I quote, 'fuck the police'. I think you'd better send an extra squad car.