[sun]: wormquest

Your friend has been hassling you to try this new game she's been obsessed with lately. You declined over and over, stating that you just didn't really care about this type of game, but when she decided to send you a copy of her game's files plus a link to a page of mods for different game modes, you felt bad and decided to humor her.

It might be good for like half an hour of messing around with, maybe a little more if it turned out to be amusing. Or you could always try corrupting it to take hilarious screenshots.



She'd been trying out this sun god run thing or whatever, and applied the secret UI you could unlock after reaching max friendship with Apollo to motivate her. She also advised you to restart the universe, since as a new player, you weren't really up to the task yet.

You decide to only delete the achievements. You really aren't good at this type of game, and could use all the NG+ help you could get.

Also this UI's sick and you want to keep it.



The mod page she sent you had loads of stuff, most of which you neither cared about nor understood, but when you saw the AI mod, you knew you ABSOLUTELY needed it. Robots made everything better, and this implied you couldn't be one normally...terrible.

Good thing the modding community agreed with you. You picked up some other stuff that seemed useful/amusing too, but not much for now.



Now to pick an AI to be. You're not sure why Apollo's listed twice; maybe it was a bug caused by the mod?



You decide to take it as an sign, and select him.

After a short loading screen, the game starts.





...You don't remember the Apollo from the wiki page looking like this...

The fuck are you supposed to do now.

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Spoilerso i saw "Be the AI" mod on the fortuna mod spreadsheet and thought "this has hilarious potential"

>look for someone to boop your snoot. you are a snek, your snoot must be boop'd

> Go find your sister. Or like, any other V1 really. Use this mod to its fullest extent. Roleplay as the Sun God.

> "Hello? Help me??? Yo anyone out there I need some help, I don't think I should be a giant snake."

>Boop for the stars.

> do the worm.

> Hug EVERYTHING.

>Eh, do whatever. Do space wyrm things, must be some antics you can get up to somewhere

You're a sun god, right? Go fuck some shit up, dude man. Slap a star or something, do it in front of a passing crew, scare the absolute mc nuggets outta em'.

> Seek Planet And Do Stuff

>enjoy your new life as a snek.

You're a sun god, right? Go fuck some shit up, dude man. Slap a star or something, do it in front of a passing crew, scare the absolute mc nuggets outta em'.

Do this. Also try to eat a sun.

1> Try to move.
2> After confirming you can move independently through space, head to a planet.
3> Find someone to talk to, say you have amnesia a severe memory error, and can't remember anything beyond generalities.
3a>say the above in a natural manner. In fact, you can just say you can't remember anything.
2a> Rehearse the message aloud. Try not to be loud, as you are bigger and might be tuned for higher volumes.
4> Start looking for someone who might know who/what you are, as you surely aren't Apollo.

> do the worm.

You don't know why you did that, but enough is enough.

> "Hello? Help me??? Yo anyone out there I need some help, I don't think I should be a giant snake."

"Helloooooooo?"



Your voice doesn't even echo properly, out here in the vacuum of space. You don't think anyone can hear you - rather, you're almost certain of it - but you continue to call out anyway, because what else are you supposed to do? You're a giant fucking snake and -



Maybe NOW you can get some answers. Perhaps jumping in with a mod before even checking out the tutorial, or even skimming the wiki too hard, wasn't the best idea, but...whatever, you'll figure it out.





















You don't even know if they heard you, but at this rate they're going to bump into your nose.

BOOP

THE

SNOOT

> THEY WILL DIE, DO NOT BOOP

>Let them initiate boop, best of both worlds

>Intense booping

>Let them initiate boop, best of both worlds

Agreed! They make them a hoop. Smallest creature initiate nooo is the law of the boopers

>Crunch them.

> Well, clearly this isn't the Artemis you were searching for. Look, your name tag says you're a V1, and this is a V4! Still, magnanimously allow them to approach. What are they going to do to stop you? You're playing as a gotdamn god.

> B O O P GENTLY

>Say hi

> Very careful boop.

(i love this artemis btw)

>do the gentlest of snoot boops