Adventures in Finnacing and Accounting (Now with Magic)

> snort his ashes and gain his powers!

-HUFFFFF-


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>Change class to FINANCE WIZARD as a result of the new powers.

>Change class to FINANCE WIZARD as a result of the new powers.

Aw nice!


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>Now we got the power, its time to get outta this inception prison

>Do the one thing crystal balls must never, ever, show. Even if they gotta asplode to not show it

>remove the wizard hat

Make D in Hub D stand for dollar.

>Make the universe go bankrupt

>Now we got the power, its time to get outta this inception prison

>Do the one thing crystal balls must never, ever, show. Even if they gotta asplode to not show it

>remove the wizard hat

>You're not in a simulation, dum dum! If that wasn't clear, Man Villian would've trapped us in his magic crystal thing the moment he saw us!

Make D in Hub D stand for dollar.

Ahaha, nice!

>Make the universe go bankrupt

>The capital shares tax of the universe has been wiped clean, what have you done? The value of the Purp Ner is now 0! Along with the value of the Drapmb! Augh the universe is ruined!!!

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Make new currency, make it universal, then make it so the value of the currency is what sustains your life. Live forever due to a poor understanding of economics. Also put on a new hat befitting your station of Money.

M o n e y

Oh shit you just dunnit!

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>Go get those wiz bitches, dogg show em' your magic dollas

>Go rescue adventure wizard junior outta the simulation, ye cant trust adventure hero to not screw up the rescue and get yer youngster out in one piece

0 wizard hoes have been detected...
0 wizard children have been detected...
Plan: Find something... maybe like.. a terminal... To teleport wit-

OH WAIT YOU FORGOT YOU HAD YOUR MAGIC TELEPORT TERMINAL IN YOUR BACKPACK

>Mage retrieves the terminal



>Where to?

A quick stop in a hilarious reference on your way to save adventure wizard?

A quick stop in a hilarious reference on your way to save adventure wizard?

A old man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, December 5th, the day of Nodes, is his 90th birthday.

What is this old mans name?

>Prince Tag.

>Prince Tag.

Your name is Prince Tag.


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> Retrieve arms from chest.

> Retrieve arms from chest.

You load up your tommy gun, cocking it with swiftness. Ready to pick up swoonin' dames and shoot swoonin' brutes and goons.

Except, if you weren't such a well known cradle robber. For the 12th century, at least.

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Well I mean, I guess it's a crime to steal candy from babies. But usually that's just a euphemism for stealing something that's easy to steal. So get stealin'! If you don't get more of those Dollerinos then your credit health will inevitably go into the red due to overspending of resources!

Well I mean, I guess it's a crime to steal candy from babies. But usually that's just a euphemism for stealing something that's easy to steal. So get stealin'! If you don't get more of those Dollerinos then your credit health will inevitably go into the red due to overspending of resources!

You've calcuated the risks of this and you've realized that it would cause incredible inflation if you added even a SINGLE lollipop into your economy!

You'd rather just stay home and laugh at funny sabertooth tiger slaying videos on the magic internet box anyway.

And besides, a time ago you accidently created MASSIVE INFLATION with the wizard dollars value anyway.

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>Charge The Blue Font God by adding Pay Per View features retroactively.

Ride a huge wave of money with a surfboard also made of money. Gotta go swag.

>Use those money wizard skills to buy out E.V.I.L. Incorporated, make huge bank on returns