[Fortuna]: Luck depends on no one....right? (4/3)

... *closes image tab for crapton of buckyballs*

[Okay Helios, tell us; does *everyone* have a "make me do whatever you want" remote? It's starting to look like it, if Hephaestus's reaction was any indicator. Unless it's just these three specific V1s.]

> Latta would probably pick the Game Room, but Edel might want to pick the Eye. Go for the Game Room first, because the former can drag the latter wherever she wants.

[Also, we're still worried about Hephaestus's intentions. We hope we bought Athena enough time to ensure Eris's safety, but if there's any sign of trouble, we'll be there to make a ©#@05 ®077.]

>game door

> Latta would probably pick the Game Room, but Edel might want to pick the Eye. Go for the Game Room first, because the former can drag the latter wherever she wants.

Latta was going towards the gaming room earlier. I doubt Athena would make her two characters split up.

>Random Zuid'Tian: Interject!

[Athena, you probably know Nike better than we do. How should we get her to sign our papers? ...Additionally are you ok...?]
>Cleo, Spips: Go poke Geko

>Assuming Pen & Teller's smoke and mirrors is an option for winning our tegyp pal, we should try that. Remember: Buzz Bombers, and we have to use controller one.

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> Dump all our Nike fan art on the Nike to convince her!

In case anyone else decides to, here's my contributions.

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/260663388290547713/279892844481740800/Buff_Bird.png
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/2.../image.jpg

I need to draw more of the tutu. Hmm.

>Challenge Nike to this really hard game called "sign these papers."

And finally, if we are stuck after doing these things:
>Consult Patrons

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Hey Helios, how bad of an idea would it be to ask Nike to punch Hepheastus in his stinky face?

>Adrax: [Charisma check] Wake the Angel and ask if it would like to host a radio show.

>Challenge Nike to an arm wrestling contest for your release.

> Unplug the console.

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Hey Helios, how bad of an idea would it be to ask Nike to punch Hepheastus in his stinky face?

>Adrax: [Charisma check] Wake the Angel and ask if it would like to host a radio show.

Seconding.

Seconding challenging Nike to signing the papers.

>Blow up the radio station, that way Adrax doesn't have a job anymore and Nike can sign his papers.

> Cleo: "Hey, not to alarm you, but that authentic V1 Hephaestus miiiiiiight be on his way to kill your boss. Maybe you should actually get on that or something? I have a death stick."

> Latta (or Spips if Latta is unmovable): Wake up Gekko.

>hey nike hephaestus is in the other room looking for eris

>Threaten to roomtrap Nike until his video game character runs out of lives.

> Challenge Nike to this really hard game called "sign these papers."

> Unplug the console.

> Go poke Geko

> Give Geko's son/daughter/whatever to Nike as the new host

Hmm. Sounds like a familiar mind controlling hat from a ways back.
>If you don't mind, why are you acting like a geckrechaun?

[Hey, patrons,how should we get Nike to sign these papers? I don't think we can beat her in a fight and I'd rather save our credits if we can, so what should we do?]
>Adrax: See what Geko has for sale

>Adrax: Ask if Geko perhaps has a second born son that could take the job.

>Adrax: [Charisma check] Ask Geko to pass on the news of the job opening to the buyer of his child.

[Athena, I don't suppose Edel's punning ability could win a rap battle with Nike?]

>Cleo: Ask what wares Geko has before he leaves.
(We kinda need food and fuel if he has any. Cleo can haggle maybe a little with her intelligence, unlike spips.)

[Athena, would we interrupt you if we roomtrapped Nike right now?]

> Just pay the money

We're close to the end. If we end up needing more in the future we can figure something out.

>Latta: Challenge Nike to a race, with Hermes, for Adrax's freedom.

>Yo, Nike! Memequeen! We finally get to meet, sweet. So, quick thing: if we beat you in a fight or a game or something would you be willing to give us Adrax?
Also, Hepheastus v1 is here and making a beeline for Eris we think, you're supposed to be gaurding her right?