species thread: shitpost edition

post some joke species (or normal if u want) and put effort in them if you want

also here:

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I wasn't able to get the text size right in Gimp even using the correct font... Ended up scaling it up then down again to make it look at least somewhat presentable

Species name: Generics
How they look: Generic
Common Traits: Genericness
Lifespan: Yes

• Antropomorphic animal
  
• Different antropomorphic animal
  
• Two dogs
  

Notorcs, grey, lazy, drinks grog all day. How did these guys get to space anyways?

I'm assuming fauna apps are okay too.

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Name: Horse
Nickname: Hors
Quote: "It's majestic and beautiful and I want to ride it." ~Nearly everybody upon seeing a horse.

Stats:
Strength: 6
Intelligence: 0
Charisma: 11
Endurance: 5
Agility: 8
Luck: 6

Danger level: Safe
Likes: Majesticity, Grooming, Braiding, Grasslands, Gallopping
Dislikes: Glue, Ill fitting horse shoes

Attack: Trample the opponent with hooves. Be so amazing that the oponent stops attacking in shame.

Environment found in: Grasslands
Lifespan in years: Not long enough :(
Height in feet: 7'6'' ft
Diet: Grass, Hay, Fruit, Rainbows
Rarity: Common

Physical description: Horses are big four legged creatures with hooves that trot around with incredible amounts of grace. They also have manes and tails which are beautiful and can be brushed and braided.
Behavior: Horses generally spend their days running around and eating and making the world a better place by simply existing.

Special: Glue
Sometimes horses die and it is very sad. Horses' bodies are far too pure to rot, however, so the flesh of a horse will melt into glue when it spoils. Glue manufacturers are some of the worst people in existence.

Trivia:
If you tape two horses together you get a bigger horse.

A little backstory on this one. The old cosmodex had an horse entry(No doubt made during Helios' breakdown) but there isn't one in the new cosmosdex. I figured I could think up some kind of horse entry myself, but it got too jokey, so I ended up not submitting it.

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I'm assuming fauna apps are okay too.

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Name: Horse
Nickname: Hors
Quote: "It's majestic and beautiful and I want to ride it." ~Nearly everybody upon seeing a horse.

Stats:
Strength: 6
Intelligence: 0
Charisma: 11
Endurance: 5
Agility: 8
Luck: 6

Danger level: Safe
Likes: Majesticity, Grooming, Braiding, Grasslands, Gallopping
Dislikes: Glue, Ill fitting horse shoes

Attack: Trample the opponent with hooves. Be so amazing that the oponent stops attacking in shame.

Environment found in: Grasslands
Lifespan in years: Not long enough :(
Height in feet: 7'6'' ft
Diet: Grass, Hay, Fruit, Rainbows
Rarity: Common

Physical description: Horses are big four legged creatures with hooves that trot around with incredible amounts of grace. They also have manes and tails which are beautiful and can be brushed and braided.
Behavior: Horses generally spend their days running around and eating and making the world a better place by simply existing.

Special: Glue
Sometimes horses die and it is very sad. Horses' bodies are far too pure to rot, however, so the flesh of a horse will melt into glue when it spoils. Glue manufacturers are some of the worst people in existence.

Trivia:
If you tape two horses together you get a bigger horse.

A little backstory on this one. The old cosmodex had an horse entry(No doubt made during Helios' breakdown) but there isn't one in the new cosmosdex. I figured I could think up some kind of horse entry myself, but it got too jokey, so I ended up not submitting it.

yeah fauna are allowed

Parasite species that's just a huge snake that eats people:

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Digestoids
Physical description: Digestoids are a species of black, snakelike parasites that swallow their hosts whole. Their (sentient)host apears as a bulge in their bodies and is constantly writhing and screaming in an attempt to escape. Digestoids actually consume their hosts incredibly slowly and rather use their host as some manner of middle man in their digestive system. People who have managed to get out of a digestoid say this process feels like being burned alive.

Personality and traits:
Digestoids are very well mannered and accepting of others but because they're always eating a person that is struggling and screaming for help they are shunned in most communities.

History:
The notails found out that a race of incredible scientific advancement and astonishing culture reached the space age but when they got there to welcome them to the universe all of them got eaten by giant snakes so the notails were like "Okay we'll take the snakes.".

Stats
Strength: 3
Intelligence: 1
Charisma: 7
Endurance: 8
Agility: 1
Luck: 5

Common traits:
[Pragmatic]
[Eloquent]
[Constant screaming]

Special: Person piniata
Killing or causing serious harm to a digestoid will cause the person inside of them to escape. The digestoid will starve to death untless they can eat someone else in time.

Livespan: 1000 years (Parasite) 50 years (Host)(Unless it has a shorter livespan)

Gods:
Neo, Helper(Unity), Sleeper(Greed)

Patrons
Cronus

Trivia
Digestoids like Aftik parents cause they don't mind it much if the Digestoids eat their children.

I call this species: Gime

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Name Of Species: Gime
Species Nickname: Nerd
Species Nickname 2: Super Nerd

Physical Description: Nerd
Personality & Traits: Nerd
History: A very nerdy history occurred.
Subspecies: Nerd 2: Electric Boogaloo
Special: Nerd: Nerd
Trivia: Gime is a nerd.

Quote relating to Species: Gime is a nerd.
Quote maker name: Everyone
Strength stat: 1
Intelligence stat: Nerd
Charisma stat: 1
Endurance stat: 1
Agility stat: 1
Lucks stat: 0
Common jobs: Being a nerd
Likes: Nerd things
Dislikes: Non-nerdy things
Attack style: Getting shoved into a locker
Homeplanet name: Nerd Planet
Lifespan in years: The nerdiest amount
Height in feet: Nerd feet and nerd inches tall
Diet: Nerd diet
Class: Nerd
Rarity: However rare nerds are
Green trait name: [Nerd]
Green trait info: Nerd
Blue trait name: [Nerd]
Blue trait info: Nerd
Red trait name: [Nerd]
Red trait info: Nerd
Info about their gods: Nerdy
List of patrons: Nerd patrons
List of gods: Nerd gods
Your name or alias: TangledAlmond

How could you slander me in my own home Almond

I wasn't able to get the text size right in Gimp even using the correct font... Ended up scaling it up then down again to make it look at least somewhat presentable

And then he died from a space peanut bush, which I need to implement

I wasn't able to get the text size right in Gimp even using the correct font... Ended up scaling it up then down again to make it look at least somewhat presentable

And then he died from a space peanut bush, which I need to implement

No he didn't, he had an EPI pen.

Name: Dat Boi
Gender: Boi
Species: Froggo
Job: Meme
Personality:
Age: what is age
Stats:
Strength~ 5
Intelligence~ 1
Charisma~ 10
Endurance~ 7
Agility~ 6
Luck~ 8
Quick Backstory: FAMOUS MEME
Special: AAAAHHAHAHA KILL ME NOOOOOW