Issue Investigator

> Befriend the piranha. Make them join your side.

>Observe wooden plank

A simple wooden plank. What a good plank.
>Pfft, a single piranha? We, the best detective ever, look around for possible escapes!
TIME TO USE YOUR PATENTED SLEUTH VISION™

looks like you can put something over that tiny bit of water to reach the exit.

> First, befriend the piranha.

>wrangle the pirhana, make ropes from it, and tightrope-walk across

>Aha! With our clever thinking, we carefully place the board over the gap!

> First, befriend the piranha.
You try talking to the piranha but it only gnashes its teeth in reply.
>wrangle the pirhana, make ropes from it, and tightrope-walk across

You have no items in your inventory to wrangle with!

>Aha! With our clever thinking, we carefully place the board over the gap!

The board snaps in two.
This is not going well.

Oh no! Do not fear, perhaps we could defeat this terrifying beast? Craft the board into a makeshift javelin!

> Oh no! Do not fear, perhaps we could defeat this terrifying beast? Craft the board into a makeshift javelin!
You have no sharp objects to make it into a javelin, so you just beat the fish to death with the plank.


The piranhas dead but the waters still rising!

> Just wait for the water to rise and swim across to the exit.

>Well that's one problem dealt with, how about we get a running start and do a cool jump across the gap?

>Well that's one problem dealt with, how about we get a running start and do a cool jump across the gap?
You do a cool jump across the gap!

You enter the next room.

Well, this is a compact room.

This is also a slightly scary room.

oh god everything sounds like a heartbeat

GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET

Oh, sweet! You're back outside your office.

>Go to your office and have a rest. It's been a long day.

>Go to your office and have a rest. It's been a long day.
You shuffle into your office and fall asleep standing up. Even a cool super cool detective dude needs sleep.

Head tentacles: eat the weird pulsating room. It's not like the detective will know you did.

>write love letter to your one love

>Head tentacles: eat the weird pulsating room. It's not like the detective will know you did.

zzz...

zzz....

zz-Oh! What is the name of this scientist?

>It's Dr. People!

> Daniel Rucksack

>Lunch

Your name is Doctor Doctor Daniel "Lunch" Rucksack and why are tentacles after you again.

Luckily, the boss installed these "tentacle-proof" doors! They're just regular doors. He likes saying they're tentacle-proof, for some reason.
You quickly rush back into your workplace. Goshdarnit, gotta skip lunch due to another tentacle attack.

What are ya gonna do to pass the time in here? These attacks usually take an hour, so theres a lot of time to kill.

>Drink that health potion

> Wash down the health potion with the glass of water.

>Drink that health potion
That's not a health potion! That's molten lava, dumby!
Health potions dont smell like burning.
> Wash down the health potion with the glass of water.

I'm not drinking either of those

Look the wall says "Do Science :)" So, make that smiley drink the health potion. See what happens, eh?