Polite but Irreverent Thread about Food

Spaghetti

Some kinda vanilla thingie
Weird and gross purple Schweppes drink with fruit flavour
Noodles with shitty beef stock.

Delicious salmon.

Laconic descriptions of top-notch dinners.

I'm making pancakes and ran out of butter. I'm going to use bacon fat, so I'll tell of how that goes...

Draconic descriptions of top-notch dinners.

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I ate lots of de delicious foodz. Drank the alcohol and murdernated more brain cellllllllllllllllllks

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Egg with spinach fried n bacon fat, topped with cheap swiss.

We had some nice chicken for dinner. Top notch stuff.

My lime tree grew two limes and I used them in spaghetti- rind, pith and all!

Homemade pizzas! So good, we had ham and pineapple and bacon and pepporoni and peppers and mushrooms and it was a feast.

Code:

lemonade recipe

ingredient
  -1 lemon
  -water
  -sugar

instruction
  cut lemon in half
  squeeze lemon halves in good sided cup
  fill rest of cup with water
  add 4 spoons of sugar
  mix it!!
  done

enjoy

Thank you for that recipe Sleepy. I'm sure I won't use it because I've never been a big lemonade fan but I can always come back to it if someone in my family decides to make some lemonade on a hot and agonising Australian summer day weekend.

The first meal in 6 days after being discharged from my agonising escapades at the hospital was some Thai red curry. It's good to be home.

lemonade recipe:

ingredient: 1 lemon

instructions:
Step 1: Cut lemon into half
Step 2: Squeeze lemon in eyes

Serves 1-2 cannibals

That's not a recipe you goof. That's the first step on the path of self destruction. The next step is drinking so many liquids that dry up your kidneys that they receive damage and put stress on your whole body to make you barf for a whole day and a half straight before spending 6 days in a hospital. But perhaps I've said too much. : ^ )

We had a soba noodles dinner yesterday, it was pretty tasty. I had a grilled cheese sandwich for lunch which I haven't had in like ages.

practically, any fillet (served with pesto, ofcourse), is better than buying the entire thing.

why oh why do you have to make removing skin and bones such a chore, you lazy grocers

anyway, tasted tilapia fish fillet served with pesto and lime after a long time of not having tilapia, loved it. tasted like candy

We had meatloaf for dinner today, it was great.

Spaghetti with leftover chili is great

Ehhhhhhhhh-H. I think it might be alright. But I think chilli only goes well with corn chips. Speaking of which I can cook a mean motherfucking chilli con carne. I did well on my first try so I am cocky as all hell about my prowess. I need to practice more.

We had burritos for dinner on Friday and a pavlova for dessert, it was good stuff. Pizza for Thursday dinner. Otherwise mostly unremarkable and not venturous.

Oh hey this is back. Sort of kind of, yeah. I've cooked a bunch more shit this year and that made me slightly more confident in myself but y'know. I still freak the fuck out a lot, stress can make me completely shut down and not even think like a regular person. I threw mince into a frypan and then added the onion later but it should have been the other way around (to be slightly fair to me, it was an improvised dish)

I'm cooking spaghetti today and I've never done that. This is frightening.