Reyweld can soothe the pains of the worlds...

But only by a little. Post to receive your therapy.

>Generate meme
>"You are going to be okay"
>Polite, genuine smile
>I will chant your name (username or real name, or alias) three times to give you strength
>I will send you 30 seconds of my positive energy
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Reyweld I wrote a sentence that is 248 252 words long please tell me I know what I'm doing and that everything is going to be okay.

Reyweld I wrote a sentence that is 248 words long please tell me I know what I'm doing and that everything is going to be okay.

You do know what you're doing. Trust in yourself.

You are going to be okay.

my pain is great

:)

Reyweld I appreciate that but in the time it took for you to respond it grew by four more words please send help.

Reyweld I appreciate that but in the time it took for you to respond it grew by four more words please send help.

Sruixan,

I'm okay but thanks for the effort

soothe your own pain, nerd

im sorry i dont mean it

I'm okay but thanks for the effort

I sent you positive energy at 6:43 EST.

soothe your own pain, nerd

im sorry i dont mean it

aha~,,, qua~,,, *shriek*

.....D-dude, i need some more of that positive energy. Holy shit, I-I'm shaking...

Just a little bit..?

.....D-dude, i need some more of that positive energy. Holy shit, I-I'm shaking...

Just a little bit..?

Positive energy sent at 15:22 EST.

sooth my plant please reyweld. It fell down and broke off from its roots. I put the plant back in the soil, but it probably has only a few days left before it withers completely and dies and I'd like it to have a pain-free end of life.

Everything is going to be okay.

Besides, some varieties of plants (such as jade trees and some succulents) can grow roots from a planted leaf.

I promise that if it dies it will do so quickly and with minimal pain.

Reyweld, I'm back. Can... can I even BEGIN to describe the euphoria I felt, laying in bed at 6:30 pm... and... and all the aches and pains in my muscle and bone just... melted away. All the worrisome thoughts... The grinding of my teeth, and the pulling of my hair in clumps... J-just... all at once. Peace. And the smell of cinnamon and almonds.

I don't even know how long I laid there. I didn't go to work yesterday. But when I woke up, it was gone, and the world horrible again.

When I'm not typing, my fingernails are digging into my palms. There's blood on my sleeves...

Please... j-just a bit more...?

Reyweld, I'm back. Can... can I even BEGIN to describe the euphoria I felt, laying in bed at 6:30 pm... and... and all the aches and pains in my muscle and bone just... melted away. All the worrisome thoughts... The grinding of my teeth, and the pulling of my hair in clumps... J-just... all at once. Peace. And the smell of cinnamon and almonds.

I don't even know how long I laid there. I didn't go to work yesterday. But when I woke up, it was gone, and the world horrible again.

When I'm not typing, my fingernails are digging into my palms. There's blood on my sleeves...

Please... j-just a bit more...?

Here, I doubled the duration when sending positive energy to you. (6:58 - 6:59)

send me negative energy instead. maybe you can recharge my phone battery

send me negative energy instead. maybe you can recharge my phone battery

I... I can't.

it died but another prickly pear sapling from the same tuna seedbatch has sprouted!

also i got a bunch of sprouts from the seeds of a bell pepper I cut up last week.

so cool! I'm glad this worked out.

Can you soothe the panes of my window?

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