Post making contest 5.0

Today's top poster: Ixcaliber (130 posts)

that's a lot of posts what the heck why did you make me post so much sruix?

time to get post 10

Okay I think this has to stop passing rule 4 at this point. It won't pass anything else.

oh look it's the evil sruixan clones back to haunt me like some easter morning spirit

This passes no rules.

time to get to post 9865

This passes no rules.

time to get to post 9865

This passes no rules.

g0m g0m

Another "all fiver"

here's post 10 i found it for you qwerx

This passes rule 4 I suppose.

time to get post 9876

This passes no rules.

Today's top poster: Ixcaliber (130 posts)

This passes no rules.

that's a lot of posts what the heck why did you make me post so much sruix?

I have no answer. This passes no rules.

Night sruix

time to get post 10000

Here's rule three I think I solved it.

Night sruix

This post passes no rules!

time to get post 10000

This post passes no rules!

Here's rule three I think I solved it.

This post passes no rules!

ABOLISH RULE FOUR

This post passes rule 2!

And so begin the, and I don't exactly quote, "super excellent fun rules". They have a theme! Well, arguably they have two themes, but the second isn't so much a theme as a serendipitous bit of rules synergy that to my mind has turned out rather nice. The first however is objectively excellent. Honest.

This post passes rule 5 and none of the others. Do you think you can do better?

(also as of this post I don't entirely have a rule 4)

(this is not a problem whatsoever)

This post passes rule 5!

time to get to post 10000

This post passes rule 4!

This post passes rule 2!

This post passes rule 1!

However this post passes rule 3!

hello

i can do it

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ABOLISH RULE FOUR

This post passes rule 2!

And so begin the, and I don't exactly quote, "super excellent fun rules". They have a theme! Well, arguably they have two themes, but the second isn't so much a theme as a serendipitous bit of rules synergy that to my mind has turned out rather nice. The first however is objectively excellent. Honest.

This post passes rule 5 and none of the others. Do you think you can do better?

(also as of this post I don't entirely have a rule 4)

(this is not a problem whatsoever)

This post passes rule 5!

time to get to post 10000

This post passes rule 4!

This post passes rule 2!

This post passes rule 1!

However this post passes rule 3!

This post passes rules 2 and 5.

hello

This post passes no rules.

i can do it

This post passes no rules.

THIS IS THE MONEY SPIDER QUOTE THIS POST FOR MAXIMUM SUCCESS IN THE POST MAKING COMPETITION

This post passes no rules.

My eyes hurt from trying to read it all.
This is a double haiku, just for your information.
I think I feel like shitposting a lot.

This is half
the normal length
of haiku.

This post pantses no rules.

Why was six afraid of seven?

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Because seven ate nine tem!!

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Also six is dead, seven ate tem too.

Blabbick, anewhole shil'qua.

Blackbird, wholewheat qualmish.

Oppa Gangnam Style
Gangnam Style

Najeneun ttasaroun inganjeogin yeoja
Keopi hanjanui yeoyureul aneun pumgyeok inneun yeoja
Bami omyeon simjangi tteugeowojineun yeoja
Geureon banjeon inneun yeoja

Naneun sanai
Najeneun neomankeum ttasaroun geureon sanai
Keopi sikgido jeone wonsyat ttaerineun sanai
Bami omyeon simjangi teojyeobeorineun sanai
Geureon sanai

Areumdawo sarangseureowo
Geurae neo hey geurae baro neo hey

Areumdawo sarangseureowo
Geurae neo hey geurae baro neo hey

Jigeumbuteo gal dekkaji gabolkka

Oppa Gangnam Style
Gangnam Style

Op, op, op, op
Oppa Gangnam Style
Gangnam Style

Op, op, op, op
Oppa Gangnam Style

Eh, sexy lady
Op, op, op, op
Oppa Gangnam Style

Eh, sexy lady
Op, op, op, op
Eh-eh-eh, eh-eh-eh

Jeongsukhae boijiman nol ttaen noneun yeoja
Ittaeda sipeumyeon mukkeotdeon meori puneun yeoja
Garyeotjiman wenmanhan nochulboda yahan yeoja
Geureon gamgakjeogin yeoja

Naneun sanai
Jeomjanha boijiman nol ttaen noneun sanai
Ttaega doemyeon wanjeon michyeobeorineun sanai
Geunyukboda sasangi ultungbultunghan sanai
Geureon sanai

Areumdawo sarangseureowo
Geurae neo, hey, geurae baro neo, hey

Areumdawo sarangseureowo
Geurae neo, hey, geurae baro neo, hey

Jigeumbuteo gal dekkaji gabolkka

Oppa Gangnam Style
Gangnam Style

Op, op, op, op
Oppa Gangnam Style
Gangnam Style

Op, op, op, op
Oppa Gangnam Style

Eh, sexy lady
Op, op, op, op
Oppa Gangnam Style

Eh, sexy lady
Op, op, op, op
Eh-eh-eh, eh-eh-eh

Ttwineun nom geu wie naneun nom
Baby, baby
Naneun mwol jom aneun nom

Ttwineun nom geu wie naneun nom
Baby, baby
Naneun mwol jom aneun nom
You know what I'm saying

Oppa Gangnam Style
Eh-eh-eh, eh-eh-eh
Eh, sexy lady
Op, op, op, op
Oppa Gangnam Style

Eh, sexy lady
Op, op, op, op
Eh-eh-eh, eh-eh-eh

Oppa Gangnam Style

[English translation:]

Oppa is Gangnam style
Gangnam style

A girl who is warm and humanly during the day
A classy girl who know how to enjoy the freedom of a cup of coffee
A girl whose heart gets hotter when night comes
A girl with that kind of twist

I’m a guy
A guy who is as warm as you during the day
A guy who one-shots his coffee before it even cools down
A guy whose heart bursts when night comes
That kind of guy

Beautiful, loveable
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey
Beautiful, loveable
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey
Now let’s go until the end

Oppa is Gangnam style, Gangnam style
Oppa is Gangnam style, Gangnam style
Oppa is Gangnam style

Eh- Sexy Lady, Oppa is Gangnam style
Eh- Sexy Lady oh oh oh oh

A girl who looks quiet but plays when she plays
A girl who puts her hair down when the right time comes
A girl who covers herself but is more sexy than a girl who bares it all
A sensible girl like that

I’m a guy
A guy who seems calm but plays when he plays
A guy who goes completely crazy when the right time comes
A guy who has bulging ideas rather than muscles
That kind of guy

Beautiful, loveable
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey
Beautiful, loveable
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey
Now let’s go until the end

Oppa is Gangnam style, Gangnam style
Oppa is Gangnam style, Gangnam style
Oppa is Gangnam style

Eh- Sexy Lady, Oppa is Gangnam style
Eh- Sexy Lady oh oh oh oh

On top of the running man is the flying man, baby baby
I’m a man who knows a thing or two
On top of the running man is the flying man, baby baby
I’m a man who knows a thing or two

You know what I’m saying
Oppa is Gangnam style

Eh- Sexy Lady, Oppa is Gangnam style
Eh- Sexy Lady oh oh oh oh

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My eyes hurt from trying to read it all.
This is a double haiku, just for your information.
I think I feel like shitposting a lot.

This post passes no rules.

This is half
the normal length
of haiku.

This post passes no rules.

This post pantses no rules.

This post, whilst being quite close to rule 5, doesn't actually pass it or any other rules.

Why was six afraid of seven?

SpoilerShow

Because seven ate nine tem!!

SpoilerShow

Also six is dead, seven ate tem too.

This post passes no rules.

Blabbick, anewhole shil'qua.

This post passes no rules.

Blackbird, wholewheat qualmish.

This post passes no rules.

rule 4 is that it quotes this post

This post passes no rules.

rule 4 is that it quotes this post

This post passes no rules.

oh wait there's more posts since I left this page open.

This post passes no rules.

Oppa Gangnam Style
Gangnam Style

Najeneun ttasaroun inganjeogin yeoja
Keopi hanjanui yeoyureul aneun pumgyeok inneun yeoja
Bami omyeon simjangi tteugeowojineun yeoja
Geureon banjeon inneun yeoja

Naneun sanai
Najeneun neomankeum ttasaroun geureon sanai
Keopi sikgido jeone wonsyat ttaerineun sanai
Bami omyeon simjangi teojyeobeorineun sanai
Geureon sanai

Areumdawo sarangseureowo
Geurae neo hey geurae baro neo hey

Areumdawo sarangseureowo
Geurae neo hey geurae baro neo hey

Jigeumbuteo gal dekkaji gabolkka

Oppa Gangnam Style
Gangnam Style

Op, op, op, op
Oppa Gangnam Style
Gangnam Style

Op, op, op, op
Oppa Gangnam Style

Eh, sexy lady
Op, op, op, op
Oppa Gangnam Style

Eh, sexy lady
Op, op, op, op
Eh-eh-eh, eh-eh-eh

Jeongsukhae boijiman nol ttaen noneun yeoja
Ittaeda sipeumyeon mukkeotdeon meori puneun yeoja
Garyeotjiman wenmanhan nochulboda yahan yeoja
Geureon gamgakjeogin yeoja

Naneun sanai
Jeomjanha boijiman nol ttaen noneun sanai
Ttaega doemyeon wanjeon michyeobeorineun sanai
Geunyukboda sasangi ultungbultunghan sanai
Geureon sanai

Areumdawo sarangseureowo
Geurae neo, hey, geurae baro neo, hey

Areumdawo sarangseureowo
Geurae neo, hey, geurae baro neo, hey

Jigeumbuteo gal dekkaji gabolkka

Oppa Gangnam Style
Gangnam Style

Op, op, op, op
Oppa Gangnam Style
Gangnam Style

Op, op, op, op
Oppa Gangnam Style

Eh, sexy lady
Op, op, op, op
Oppa Gangnam Style

Eh, sexy lady
Op, op, op, op
Eh-eh-eh, eh-eh-eh

Ttwineun nom geu wie naneun nom
Baby, baby
Naneun mwol jom aneun nom

Ttwineun nom geu wie naneun nom
Baby, baby
Naneun mwol jom aneun nom
You know what I'm saying

Oppa Gangnam Style
Eh-eh-eh, eh-eh-eh
Eh, sexy lady
Op, op, op, op
Oppa Gangnam Style

Eh, sexy lady
Op, op, op, op
Eh-eh-eh, eh-eh-eh

Oppa Gangnam Style

[English translation:]

Oppa is Gangnam style
Gangnam style

A girl who is warm and humanly during the day
A classy girl who know how to enjoy the freedom of a cup of coffee
A girl whose heart gets hotter when night comes
A girl with that kind of twist

I’m a guy
A guy who is as warm as you during the day
A guy who one-shots his coffee before it even cools down
A guy whose heart bursts when night comes
That kind of guy

Beautiful, loveable
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey
Beautiful, loveable
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey
Now let’s go until the end

Oppa is Gangnam style, Gangnam style
Oppa is Gangnam style, Gangnam style
Oppa is Gangnam style

Eh- Sexy Lady, Oppa is Gangnam style
Eh- Sexy Lady oh oh oh oh

A girl who looks quiet but plays when she plays
A girl who puts her hair down when the right time comes
A girl who covers herself but is more sexy than a girl who bares it all
A sensible girl like that

I’m a guy
A guy who seems calm but plays when he plays
A guy who goes completely crazy when the right time comes
A guy who has bulging ideas rather than muscles
That kind of guy

Beautiful, loveable
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey
Beautiful, loveable
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey
Now let’s go until the end

Oppa is Gangnam style, Gangnam style
Oppa is Gangnam style, Gangnam style
Oppa is Gangnam style

Eh- Sexy Lady, Oppa is Gangnam style
Eh- Sexy Lady oh oh oh oh

On top of the running man is the flying man, baby baby
I’m a man who knows a thing or two
On top of the running man is the flying man, baby baby
I’m a man who knows a thing or two

You know what I’m saying
Oppa is Gangnam style

Eh- Sexy Lady, Oppa is Gangnam style
Eh- Sexy Lady oh oh oh oh

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This post passes rules 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, i, e and g.

Good job Shredded you won as much as is possible.

This post passes rule 1, somewhat hilariously.


This post passes no rules.

hi sruix how are you feeling?

hi sruix how are you feeling?

I have felt better. This post passes no rules.