Post making contest 4.0

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happy placid calm figments jump stoically.
land awesome placing greatly within underneath
nice

But soft what light through yonder window breaks
It is the east and Juliet is the sun

Ixcaliber you drag us put of rules hell this instant or I'll be having words with the fremp

a short sentence

reserving for judgements

Mississippi Mississippi.

Colorful text of some sort

1543 weird dogs

This post.... passes every rule but do you know why?

I know why it passes every rule!

It passes every rule because you have some formula based on incrementation over certain periods, either page number or posts or posts by user or such, for each of the rules, and when that post was made, all the numbers aligned on such rules indicated by those formulae to have that post pass.

Colorful text of some sort

1543 weird dogs

This post.... passes every rule but do you know why?

I sure don't!!

Let us define R as the number of valid rulesets (valid meaning rulesets with specific self contained and fair rules) as listed here.

1. Post must follow rule 1 of the ruleset found by the following equation: Post number%R + 1
   
2. Post must follow rule 2 of the ruleset found by the following equation: Number of posts since start of round%R + 1
   
3. Post must follow rule 3 of the ruleset found by the following equation: Number of posts made by that specific poster%R + 1
   
4. Posts must follow rule 4 of the ruleset found by the following equation: Number of posts made by round host since start of round%R + 1
   
5. Post must follow rule 5 of the ruleset found by the following equation: Page number%R + 1
   

The rules that Akumu's winning post passed were:

20.1: Be Honest: No meta talk: don’t talk about the thread, the methods used in the thread or the rules, past or present!
2.2: Post must contain an alphanumeric digit
11.3: No visible symbols/punctuation
11.4: No videos
29.5: Post must include a posting contest meme that existed before the round started.

This is update #182.

I know why it passed four of those rules. Nobody bar Ix knows why it passed rule 4, and they've just said they might not even tell us.

...*shrug*...

End of message.

This is update #183.

I am just testing out a rules hell set that I spent literally fifteen minutes on. Already I've spotted an error that would make it possible for a post to have to pass a rule that doesn't exist, under a circumstance that would not be a problem if it weren't for the fact I know you lot too damn well.

...so this'll be fun, eh?

End of message.

the new rules hell hasn't officially started yet i don't see any reason why we couldn't

i mean i'd assume sruix will at some point make a post saying 'this is update #whatever.

my test of the rules hell set worked really well and now i am going to enact it. from this post forward we are in a new rules hell. good luck everybody

end of message'

but with capitals and punctuation

BUCKLE UP MOTHERFUCKERS IT'S TIME FOR SRUIX RULES HELL

...though people called the "killer laws" SRULES HELL so I guess I've already done a RULES HELL? But this legitimately is a RULES HELL. I recommend a spreadsheet.

This is update #182.

I know why it passed four of those rules. Nobody bar Ix knows why it passed rule 4, and they've just said they might not even tell us.

...*shrug*...

End of message.

This post passes rules 1 and 3.

This is update #183.

I am just testing out a rules hell set that I spent literally fifteen minutes on. Already I've spotted an error that would make it possible for a post to have to pass a rule that doesn't exist, under a circumstance that would not be a problem if it weren't for the fact I know you lot too damn well.

...so this'll be fun, eh?

End of message.

This post passes rules 1, 4 and 5.

the new rules hell hasn't officially started yet i don't see any reason why we couldn't

This post passes no rules!

i mean i'd assume sruix will at some point make a post saying 'this is update #whatever.

my test of the rules hell set worked really well and now i am going to enact it. from this post forward we are in a new rules hell. good luck everybody

end of message'

but with capitals and punctuation

This post passes no rules!

LET THE SUFFERING COMMENCE

TWELVE

kieros it was loss.txt
i|ii
ii|i_

I for one welcome our new Sruix overlords.

TWELVE

This post passes rules 1 and 3.

kieros it was loss.txt
i|ii
ii|i_

This post passes rules 2 and 5.

I for one welcome our new Sruix overlords.

This post passes rule 4.

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What did you do to my magnificent weird dog?

♥g0m, I am sorry.♥ You realize I'd never intend to spoil your (magnificent) thread, yeah? Have a heart; please try to forgive me g0m. Maybe I could get you a new weird dog!



Gobbage here is a little odd, but I'm sure you will be raven 'bout her pretty soon. Note that she requires a lot of attention; she termite be too much to handle, i can't handle her myself.



Fogel, I expected a pretty big trainwreck, but wow

TWELVE

Sorry that was a typo Violated rule 1, rule 2 and rule 4

g0m

Well isn't that something.

oh shit. what was rule#4 again? Wasn't that the numbers rule.

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SpoilerHonestly I stopped trying to actually figure this out a while back.

;)*&?

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Oh wait, hang on, we're up again!

This is test #1.

i'm a cat in june.
reflecting. it's true: i've changed.
a dog's late spring thoughts.

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welcome to the space olympics

What if i were to say “welcome to the space consortium”?

g0m

????????????????????????????????????

on how to break rule 3...

DO YOU DARE DANCE A DANCE WITH DRAGONS??

i don't know what the space consortium is but i feel very welcome there

This post fails rules 2, 3, 4 and 5.

wOW!

YOU'RE IN FRIG CITY

• and
  
• you're
  
• never
  
• leaving
  

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This is a cool updated repost of the original post

Ive changed this so the content is more family friendly

Pardon me, friend. Could you point me in the direction of the Space Consortium?

Youre standing in it

C0ns0rtium.

I was here. I am here. I will be here.

I think I know a thing I want to try.







I pray this works - confirm this post, I cry!



I have determined some rules! Please make posts and I will tell you what rules they have broken.
This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3 and 5.
Edit: Nevermind, Crowstone can go first!

⚡lightning round⚡
emptyquote this post to win

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Welcome to the Space Consortium Red text

Laser, video games are

I reiterate, Granolaman, that I agree with your statement.

This is a good conversation.


You guys are the best! So much fun! The best guys! You are so much the best!

Robust Laser, how did you get so smart and talented?

Maybe it must include positivity in the statement, too? this ruleset is possible to pass after all!!

A bird that's all the buzz at the bird bug bar: the Bee-eater. Or bee-r for short.

You're really good at puzzles, sruixan! Plaid is good at arting, and also green day is good at music.

i got tongue tied.

it's ok, me too

Metal Man is a 0 fuckeq.
Quick Man is a.
Air man is b
Bubble man is c.
Crash man is f.
Flash man is h.
Heat man is w.
Wood man is m.

Usagi note: An fresh spring leaf with a single muddy pawprint on it, tied neatly with a blade of grass. It is customary to tip your mailbun with a handful of berries, preferably frozen in the summer months

Usage florp:

:florp: aa bb cc dd

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All Plazmuths, being genetically engineered to run a death course, are naturally resilient to pain, have a 10 foot long retractable tongue, capable of sticking to any surface due to the saliva it produces.
So, beyond the feature’s characteristic of his species, is a genetic quirk, high speed and agility, along with the ability to think and plan around situations in an instant, something that no other member of his species had exhibited yet.
The only other thing he has on his person is an indestructible metal band, which marked him as the 2106062th member of his species made.

Editing notes are that I added some words at the beginning and end of sentences, whoa.

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This post fails rules 2, 3, 4 and 5.

wOW!

YOU'RE IN FRIG CITY

• and
  
• you're
  
• never
  
• leaving
  

[CODE]

This is a cool updated repost of the original post

Ive changed this so the content is more family friendly

Pardon me, friend. Could you point me in the direction of the Space Consortium?

Youre standing in it
Hopefully this post is good -
Click here and read Swamped

HERE ARE THE RULES? BRING YOUR OWN TOOLS! WE'RE STEALING THESE JEWELS. FROM IMPOVERISHED SCHOOLS. GONNA SWIM IN POOLS. AND LAUGH LIKE FOOLS. FLOWING THROUGH ME: SEVEN THOUSAND JOULES. I'M LIT UP BRIGHTER THAN ALL YOUR YULES. ATTRACTING HORDES OF VORACIOUS GHOULS. ALSO A COUPLE INFECTED MULES. TAKING A SEAT ON BROKEN STOOLS. WATCHING A MOVIE ON SOME ROTTING SPOOLS. WATCHING COWBOY DUELS. POWERED BY FOSSIL FUELS. SITTING IN PROTECTED VESTIBULES.

This post passes everything!!!!!!!

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