Post making contest 3.0

The next post will be exactly:

I AM A POST

I AM A POST

hi sruix i really enjoyed your dream it was a fun experience to read about. i do have some drawful screenshots to dump but i do not have the effort to do so right now. rest assured you're all going to hear about the exciting adventures of mark and stark at some point. here are some more words because i want this post to look a certain way and it won't translate to anyone who doesn't have the same resolution as me.. but fuck it
in other news i'm back in dark souls hell it's terrible and i hate it here but also i find myself really kind of compelled to keep playing for some reason. who can say exactly why or what for, what sinister purpose drives me along? today i killed a massive tentacle monster, a real poorly dragon, an enormous butterfly, an unfriendly man locked in a basement with some nice armour, a big bag of bones, and a heap of unfriendly ghosts...

The next post will be exactly:

I AM A POST

Passes rules 2 and 5.

I AM A POST

Passes rule 2.

The previous post will be exactly:

I AM A POST

Passes rule 2.

hi sruix i really enjoyed your dream it was a fun experience to read about. i do have some drawful screenshots to dump but i do not have the effort to do so right now. rest assured you're all going to hear about the exciting adventures of mark and stark at some point. here are some more words because i want this post to look a certain way and it won't translate to anyone who doesn't have the same resolution as me.. but fuck it
in other news i'm back in dark souls hell it's terrible and i hate it here but also i find myself really kind of compelled to keep playing for some reason. who can say exactly why or what for, what sinister purpose drives me along? today i killed a massive tentacle monster, a real poorly dragon, an enormous butterfly, an unfriendly man locked in a basement with some nice armour, a big bag of bones, and a heap of unfriendly ghosts...

Passes rules 1 and 2.

The next post will be exactly:

LUBRICATION

The next post will be exactly:

LUBRICATION

LUBRICATION

The next post will be eight words long.

Here are eight words you can count them.

The next post will be exactly:

LUBRICATION

Passes rules 2 and 5

The next post will be exactly:

LUBRICATION

Passes rules 2, 4 and 5

LUBRICATION

Passes rule 2.

The next post will be eight words long.

Passes rules 1 and 2.

Here are eight words you can count them.

Passes rules 1 and 2.

The next post will fail a rule.

The next post will fail a rule.

This post passes rules 1 and 2.

The post following this will use the letter 'l' six times.

The Greek alphabet:
alpha beta gamma delta epsilon zeta eta theta
iota kappa lambda mu nu xi omicron pi
rho sigma tau upsilon phi chi si omega

I mean, I do know what rule 5 probably is - at the least, a way to pass it.

The next poster will know what rule 5 is, probably, at least a way to pass it.

You've gotta describe the following post in a literal and content-wise manner, I think.

The next post will be exactly LUBRICATION

LUBRICATION

The next post will be a real good post.

The post following this will use the letter 'l' six times.

Passes rules 1 and 2.

The Greek alphabet:
alpha beta gamma delta epsilon zeta eta theta
iota kappa lambda mu nu xi omicron pi
rho sigma tau upsilon phi chi si omega

Passes rules 1 and 2.

I mean, I do know what rule 5 probably is - at the least, a way to pass it.

Passes rules 2 and 3.

The next poster will know what rule 5 is, probably, at least a way to pass it.

Passes rules 2 and 3, and does not pass rule 1.

You've gotta describe the following post in a literal and content-wise manner, I think.

The next post will be exactly LUBRICATION

Passes rules 2 and 3.

LUBRICATION

Passes rule 2.

The next post will be a real good post.

Passes rule 2.

<-- This post passes rule 3 twice!

I need to see if this passes rule 1.

The next post will consist of the following quote.

This is a post.

This is a post.

I mean, if we find a rule 1 compliant post which passes rule 5 with itself, then that post could pass all five rules.

The next post will consist of the quoted sentence twice, once outside of a quote box and once inside.

The next post will consist of the quoted sentence twice, once outside of a quote box and once inside.

The next post will consist of the quoted sentence twice, once outside of a quote box and once inside.

The next post will consist of the quoted sentence twice, once outside of a quote box and once inside.

The next post will consist of the quoted sentence twice, once outside of a quote box and once inside.

The next post will consist of the quoted sentence twice, once outside of a quote box and once inside.