RE: You Appear to be Trapped in a Snowglobe.
06-19-2016, 01:55 AM
> Mr. Bones: Save him from falling and take him on a wild ride.
"Fainting isn't real, only ninteenth century girls in corsets faint."
You Appear to be Trapped in a Snowglobe.
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RE: You Appear to be Trapped in a Snowglobe.
06-19-2016, 01:55 AM
> Mr. Bones: Save him from falling and take him on a wild ride.
"Fainting isn't real, only ninteenth century girls in corsets faint."
RE: You Appear to be Trapped in a Snowglobe.
06-19-2016, 02:27 AM
> How big do you think this snowglobe is. That it has wormholes into other snowglobe realities
RE: You Appear to be Trapped in a Snowglobe.
06-21-2016, 06:43 PM
OW FUCK MY SIDES OW. Well the good news is I didn't land on some hard ass pumpkin. Alright, stealing the hat. A little too small to wear vertically but on the side seems to work a bit better. Yeah, actually, the ground here seems to be ceramic. Not nice and comfortable in the slightest to land on. There is a bit of felt-like dust littering the bottom of the snowglobe. ...I have no idea how big this snowglobe is, but this is exceptionally exceptionally large, considering it can house a whole human being. But of course, now I need a way to get out of a slightly larger snowglobe.
RE: You Appear to be Trapped in a Snowglobe.
06-21-2016, 06:52 PM
> Take the cat with you as a companion.
"Fainting isn't real, only ninteenth century girls in corsets faint."
RE: You Appear to be Trapped in a Snowglobe.
06-21-2016, 06:58 PM
Scooch that tree over to the moon for easy island access.
RE: You Appear to be Trapped in a Snowglobe.
06-21-2016, 07:28 PM
Look inside tree notch
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RE: You Appear to be Trapped in a Snowglobe.
06-21-2016, 11:29 PM
Alright, Checking the Tree it is. And much to my ARDENT surprise, the tree is made of some kind of shitty plastic. There goes being able to move this thing, it could easily weight about 300 lbs (136 Kgs), and from my previous attempts at climbing things, I'm not really feeling like breaking my spine today. Woah. Someone left an Axe inside the tree. Like, not any more of this fake "made in China" crap, a real Wooden handled Steel Headed axe. I'm getting the feeling I'm going to need it should I get out of this godawful snowglobe. Speaking of which, any ideas?
RE: You Appear to be Trapped in a Snowglobe.
06-21-2016, 11:38 PM
Try walking forward, swinging the axe until it hits something
RE: You Appear to be Trapped in a Snowglobe.
06-21-2016, 11:45 PM
Use the axe to smash open the pumpkin.
"Fainting isn't real, only ninteenth century girls in corsets faint."
RE: You Appear to be Trapped in a Snowglobe.
06-22-2016, 12:58 AM
hack your way out of the snowglobe
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RE: You Appear to be Trapped in a Snowglobe.
06-22-2016, 01:29 AM
See if there's anything good in the pumpkin.
RE: You Appear to be Trapped in a Snowglobe.
06-22-2016, 03:17 AM
Chop the tree down with the axe
RE: You Appear to be Trapped in a Snowglobe.
06-23-2016, 07:07 PM
Alright, well that took a few minutes but the tree's down. It's still really, really heavy but with some grit and grace I could probably move it. Also, the Owl looking thing in the tree is literally just a beanie baby. I've only ever seen grand mothers with those, so I suppose I'm not being trapped by an evil mastermind here. Oh the Pumpkin? Yeah, su- -re. Hold up, how am I going to get this open? It's only plastic, but I'm not exactly athletic enough to be able to crush this with my bare hands, you know? Any ideas?
RE: You Appear to be Trapped in a Snowglobe.
06-23-2016, 07:23 PM
> Axe. Pumpkin. Shouldn't be harder than the tree.
RE: You Appear to be Trapped in a Snowglobe.
06-23-2016, 08:10 PM
> Axe Mr. Skeletal to return you ax.
"Fainting isn't real, only ninteenth century girls in corsets faint."
RE: You Appear to be Trapped in a Snowglobe.
06-23-2016, 08:28 PM
(06-23-2016, 08:10 PM)Heyoceama Wrote: »> Axe Mr. Skeletal to return you ax. but do not give back his hat
RE: You Appear to be Trapped in a Snowglobe.
06-23-2016, 10:03 PM
Stomp the pumpkin
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RE: You Appear to be Trapped in a Snowglobe.
06-23-2016, 11:44 PM
Eat pumpkin
RE: You Appear to be Trapped in a Snowglobe.
06-26-2016, 03:30 AM
Why has the skeleton been moving ever since you took its hat?
RE: You Appear to be Trapped in a Snowglobe.
06-26-2016, 03:35 AM
(06-26-2016, 03:30 AM)ForestGardener Wrote: »Why has the skeleton been moving ever since you took its hat? It hasn't. It started moving after you grabbed the axe. Maybe he thinks you're greedy?
"Fainting isn't real, only ninteenth century girls in corsets faint."
RE: You Appear to be Trapped in a Snowglobe.
06-26-2016, 04:18 AM
Notice the skeleton is trying to kill you, it probably wants its hat back.
RE: You Appear to be Trapped in a Snowglobe.
06-28-2016, 05:26 PM
Skeleton? What? I don't recall seeing a skeleton anywhere around here. Bu- Hey, where did that Axe go? I could've sworn I had an axe a moment ago. There is literally NOWHERE it could be hiding. Hmm. But then, why do I have this hat? I just don't recall seeing any skeletons, and honestly for a shitty Halloween snow globe I'm honestly disappointed by the LACK of skeletons. Or, you know, SNOW. Alright, Stomping the pumpkin it is. In the pumpkin seems to be this large silver ball. It easily weighs about 40 pounds, so at the very least it could be steel, perhaps even actual silver. Look, I'm not much of a metal guy alright. Wait, what the hell? How did a skeleton get over there? And why does it have the axe?
RE: You Appear to be Trapped in a Snowglobe.
06-28-2016, 05:53 PM
> The skeleton is gonna murder that cat! You must save him!
"Fainting isn't real, only ninteenth century girls in corsets faint."
RE: You Appear to be Trapped in a Snowglobe.
06-28-2016, 10:12 PM
Looks like someone is taking initiative and not just dallying around smashing pumpkins and breaking trees.
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