Laser is at work and slacking off.

Ugh I am so tired today and I just don't know why


*flashback to 5 AM where I'm watching YouTube videos and playing pocket jockey*

Absolutely no idea at all.

"pocket jockey" ???

e: oh that horse game, nm

Today sucked and was super busy and I had to mop like five times because people kept spilling their slushies and one guy accidentally just left the orange slush going and aren't people supposed to stay inside and cower at bad luck today instead of bringing it all into my goddamn store!?

Today I got called into work because somebody got injured the other day or something but whatever, Sundays are slow.


EXCEPT TODAY WHAT THE HELL


baseball teams

Stocking day today was fucking productive. That's it reality.

Everything today got done an hour ago.



I still have two hours to go.


Help me.

Federally mandated weekly update

Co-worker is annoying, interprets me being annoyed at him interrupting me as 'throwing a tantrum'

Is completely unaware that when I'm mad I'm still not as loud as his normal speaking volume christ it's hard to hear customers sometimes when he's talking.

Oh my god I feel so much better now that I know it's not just me. I was so close to just leaving early my coworker made me so mad because it's clear he has no respect for me or anything I say and this lady came in who is an acquaintance of his and saw I was shaking and she suffers from depression and PTSD too for extra fun and helped me calm down and was just the nicest and quietly told me that yes he's kind of a jackass.

Fucking WE LIVE IN CANADA YOU SHOULD KNOW HOW METRIC WORKS. YOU MOVE ONE DECIMAL POINT TO GO FROM MILLIMETERS TO CENTIMETERS NOT TWO.

Yeah the thing that got me mad to shaking was math. Or, well, not being listened to about math. Ugh this is your fucking job do it right.

maybe he is SECRETLY AN AMERICAN

closet american

So my job is at a gas station



Today we ran out of gas.



I'm glad my signature baby is here to help me in these trying times. Oh my god the anger. And I can't even be upset about their anger because it's totally justified. This man doesn't have the gas to get to his destination. Shit's fucked.

Oh I forgot to update this week. That's because it's been slooooooooow.
It's been one week since we ran out of gas, here at the, y'know, gas station, and if another person asks me when were going to get any more I'm just gonna scream. I don't know and your the eightieth person to ask this hour.

give them a bean burrito and say "this'll give you gas"