Battle Fighting Contest

In their silent citadel the Secretive seethed, "a battle, that could be the very thing to soothe this endless melancholy" they considered aloud. But their tastes were quite particular and known to none. It would be a challenge indeed to meet their exacting criteria. "My gentlemen..." they called, and their servants poured from the dark places where they lurked when not of service, "find us some contestants" they demanded, "and be quick about it."

Welcome to the Battle Fighting Contest. This is an unholy hybrid of a Grand Battle and a ____ making contest. There are, as ever, five secret rules in play rules Υ, Φ, Χ, Ψ and Ω. Submit profiles and try to pass these secret rules. The first profiles (and players) to pass all five rules enter the battle. After that every round will have five new secret rules and the last player to pass the rules each round is eliminated.

This is a really dreadful idea i'm sorry everyone.

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Here's the basic profile template for anyone who doesn't have it memorized
Name:
Gender:
Race:
Color:
Description:
Items/Abilities:
Biography:

Name: FUCK
Gender: NO
Race: HELL NO
Color: ___
Description: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Items/Abilities: -AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Biography: -AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Name: FUCK
Gender: NO
Race: HELL NO
Color: ___
Description: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Items/Abilities: -AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Biography: -AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

passes rule Φ and Ω

sorry sruix this is a thing that exists now

Name: Hawk Spacehawk
Gender: The Screech which arrives in the shadows
Race: Spacehawk
Color: Space
Description: Returns the unholy spawn of the Generator Overhawk to the Hawk Space in which it ought to belong.
Items/Abilities:

• ABYSS PURGE: Recall target to the Hawk Space
  
• THE SCREECH WHICH ARRIVES IN THE SHADOWS: Inflict sonic damage.
  
• LONG TALON (equipped): LONG EAGLE TALON
  
• BOOK OF LAWS (equipped): Contains list of punishments for offenders
  

Biography: Was created by Generator Overhawk to return escapees of the Hawk Space back into the Hawk Space.

Name: Hawk Spacehawk
Gender: The Screech which arrives in the shadows
Race: Spacehawk
Color: Space
Description: Returns the unholy spawn of the Generator Overhawk to the Hawk Space in which it ought to belong.
Items/Abilities:

• ABYSS PURGE: Recall target to the Hawk Space
  
• THE SCREECH WHICH ARRIVES IN THE SHADOWS: Inflict sonic damage.
  
• LONG TALON (equipped): LONG EAGLE TALON
  
• BOOK OF LAWS (equipped): Contains list of punishments for offenders
  

Biography: Was created by Generator Overhawk to return escapees of the Hawk Space back into the Hawk Space.

Only passes rule Ω

Name:
Gender:
Race:
Color:
Description:
Items/Abilities:
Biography:

Name:
Gender:
Race:
Color:
Description:
Items/Abilities:
Biography:

no rules passed this time, sorry

Name: Puzzle Person
Gender: PUZZLE
Race: PUZZLES
Color: MYSTERY PURPLE
Description: PUZZLES
Items/Abilities: CAN SOLVE PUZZLES
Biography: was birthed as a result of a bad idea

Name: oh my god
Gender: oh my god
Race: oh my god
Color: oh my god
Description: oh my god
Items/Abilities: oh my god
Biography: oh my god

Name: Puzzle Person
Gender: PUZZLE
Race: PUZZLES
Color: MYSTERY PURPLE
Description: PUZZLES
Items/Abilities: CAN SOLVE PUZZLES
Biography: was birthed as a result of a bad idea

passes rule Ω

Name: oh my god
Gender: oh my god
Race: oh my god
Color: oh my god
Description: oh my god
Items/Abilities: oh my god
Biography: oh my god

no rules sorry and just sorry in general

Name: Capital
Gender:
Race:
Color:
Description:
Items/Abilities:
Biography:

Name: Capital
Gender:
Race:
Color:
Description:
Items/Abilities:
Biography:

This doesn't pass any rules kind of an edge case here but i'm declaring that it's not a character if it's not a full profile.

Name: Capitoline
Gender: Female
Race: Human
Color: Black
Description: A human.
Items/Abilities: None.
Biography: Exists.

Name: Capitoline
Gender: Female
Race: Human
Color: Black
Description: A human.
Items/Abilities: None.
Biography: Exists.

just rule Ω

Name: Longiform Verylongname Personpersonperson of the Longnameplace Locationplacearea
Gender: This cannot be applied
Race: The person who is a human and is certainly a person
Color: Red
Description: The one and only Longiform Verylongname Personpersonperson of the Longnameplace Locationplacearea
Items/Abilities: Can invoke the powers of the one and only Longiform Verylongname Personpersonperson of the Longnameplace Locationplacearea
Biography: Was existent as the one and only Longiform Verylongname Personpersonperson of the Longnameplace Locationplacearea

Name: Longiform Verylongname Personpersonperson of the Longnameplace Locationplacearea
Gender: This cannot be applied
Race: The person who is a human and is certainly a person
Color: Red
Description: The one and only Longiform Verylongname Personpersonperson of the Longnameplace Locationplacearea
Items/Abilities: Can invoke the powers of the one and only Longiform Verylongname Personpersonperson of the Longnameplace Locationplacearea
Biography: Was existent as the one and only Longiform Verylongname Personpersonperson of the Longnameplace Locationplacearea

passes rule Ω

Name: Longiform Verylongname Personpersonperson of the Longnameplace Locationplacearea
Gender: This cannot be applied
Race: The person who is a human and is certainly a person
Color: Red
Description: The one and only Longiform Verylongname Personpersonperson of the Longnameplace Locationplacearea. NO.
Items/Abilities: -Can invoke the powers of the one and only Longiform Verylongname Personpersonperson of the Longnameplace Locationplacearea
Biography: Was existent as the one and only Longiform Verylongname Personpersonperson of the Longnameplace Locationplacearea

Name: Longiform Verylongname Personpersonperson of the Longnameplace Locationplacearea
Gender: This cannot be applied
Race: The person who is a human and is certainly a person
Color: Red
Description: The one and only Longiform Verylongname Personpersonperson of the Longnameplace Locationplacearea. NO.
Items/Abilities: -Can invoke the powers of the one and only Longiform Verylongname Personpersonperson of the Longnameplace Locationplacearea
Biography: Was existent as the one and only Longiform Verylongname Personpersonperson of the Longnameplace Locationplacearea

passes rule Φ and Ω

Name: Longiform Verylongname Personpersonperson of the Longnameplace Locationplacearea
Gender: This cannot be applied
Race: The person who is a human and is certainly a person
Color: Red
Description: The one and only Longiform Verylongname Personpersonperson of the Longnameplace Locationplacearea. NO.
Items/Abilities: -Can invoke the powers of the one and only Longiform Verylongname Personpersonperson of the Longnameplace Locationplacearea
Biography: Was existent as the one and only Longiform Verylongname Personpersonperson of the Longnameplace Locationplacearea

Name: Longiform Verylongname Personpersonperson of the Longnameplace Locationplacearea
Gender: This cannot be applied
Race: The person who is a human and is certainly a person
Color: Red
Description: The one and only Longiform Verylongname Personpersonperson of the Longnameplace Locationplacearea. NO.
Items/Abilities: -Can invoke the powers of the one and only Longiform Verylongname Personpersonperson of the Longnameplace Locationplacearea
Biography: Was existent as the one and only Longiform Verylongname Personpersonperson of the Longnameplace Locationplacearea

Φ and Ω again

i feel kind of bad about Χ tbh

Name: Red
Gender: Red
Race: Red
Color: Red
Description: Red
Items/Abilities: Being Red

Name: Red
Gender: Red
Race: Red
Color: Red
Description: Red
Items/Abilities: Being Red

its Φ and Ω again everyone's favourite rules

Name: Nepeta Leijon
Gender: Yes
Race: 2nd place
Color: this one
Description:
Items/Abilities: No Items Fox Only Final Destination
Biography: Trickster Mode

Name: Nepeta Leijon
Gender: Yes
Race: 2nd place
Color: this one
Description:
Items/Abilities: No Items Fox Only Final Destination
Biography: Trickster Mode

only passes Ψ

sorry i edited the post before i realized you graded it but it still probably fails