Bloody Beatrice and the Deer of Untruth [Suggestions Open, updated June 24]

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Bloody Beatrice and the Deer of Untruth [Suggestions Open, updated June 24]
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Bloody Beatrice and the Deer of Untruth [Suggestions Open, updated June 24]
She appeared into this world in a puff of smoke and glitter.
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There he was, ready to greet her.
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A little boy with dark blond hair, pointed ears, and antlers that curled onto themselves in ways thought to be impossible in three dimensional space. But they did, and there was no need for explaining it for they already existed.
"Hello there, madam," was how he greeted the Newcomer.
The Newcomer was unsure of the proper way to respond. Dear readers, could any of you help someone as unfamiliar with this land as you find the words to say?

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did you know that i'm really just an excuse to make the adventure look amateur and bad??? because that's not true it's just that i forgot the whole point of doing this. - orangeaipom
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RE: Bloody Beatrice and the Deer of Untruth
"Madam?! I'm not that old yet!"

or

"Who are you, exactly?"
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The newcomer should scream in terror, or anger, or something.
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(05-02-2016, 01:50 AM)Whimbrel Wrote: »The newcomer should scream in terror, or anger, or something.

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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
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"Oh, no no no. This is not how I was told it would happen. No no no."
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"BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAHAAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAA"
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did you know that i'm really just an excuse to make the adventure look amateur and bad??? because that's not true it's just that i forgot the whole point of doing this. - orangeaipom
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"WHO ARE YOU AND WHY AM I HERE"

Good second introductions for anyone.
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BBATDOU NONCANON POST! FAREWELL CAN'T READ IT
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(05-02-2016, 02:12 AM)Kaynato Wrote: »"WHO ARE YOU AND WHY AM I HERE"

Good second introductions for anyone.

"YOU LOOK LIKE A MONSTER AND I WANT TO GO HOME!"
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"I'm a... monster?" The deer boy was shocked and terrified by this new development.
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did you know that i'm really just an excuse to make the adventure look amateur and bad??? because that's not true it's just that i forgot the whole point of doing this. - orangeaipom
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Don't be so mean
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"How could you...
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"HAVE POSSIBLY KNOWN???"
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did you know that i'm really just an excuse to make the adventure look amateur and bad??? because that's not true it's just that i forgot the whole point of doing this. - orangeaipom
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Is this OFF?
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> Check inventory. Is there a weapon you can use?
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Skedaddle!!
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climb up a tree
Hi there! I'd really appreciate it if you took some time to read my adventure Madeline Beaufort and the Moon Thief! Thanks!
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Dope ass dragon created by the incomparable Earthexe
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>Make like a tree and bark defensively.
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Adun Toridas, Space Ninja...
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> You know what it's a good time for? Jazz hands.
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(05-02-2016, 04:29 AM)Geoluhread Wrote: »> Check inventory. Is there a weapon you can use?

In the Newcomer's purse was a toothbrush and an unopened tube of toothpaste. Tools suitable for fighting cavities, but not deer monsters twenty times her size. She also had a water bottle, a wallet with seven dollars and 52 cents, a container of medications, and a large jawbreaker.
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"LITTLE GIRL, BE CAREFUL," the deer threatened.

(05-02-2016, 04:30 AM)Kaynato Wrote: »Skedaddle!!
No match for the beast, she fled as quickly as she could on her tiny pathetic legs. He didn't chase after her. In fact, he didn't do anything at all but speak.

"THIS WORLD IS A DANGEROUS PLACE."
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"IT'S FULL OF PUZZLES"
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"TRAPS"
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"AND HINDRANCES."
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(05-02-2016, 05:42 AM)Toasted Wrote: »climb up a tree
"I KNOW YOU WANT TO GO HOME."
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"BUT IF YOU MAKE A MISTAKE..."
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"YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO RETURN.
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did you know that i'm really just an excuse to make the adventure look amateur and bad??? because that's not true it's just that i forgot the whole point of doing this. - orangeaipom
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look for a key under the welcome mat
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(05-04-2016, 04:43 AM)Whimbrel Wrote: »look for a key under the welcome mat

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There is no door!
did you know that i'm really just an excuse to make the adventure look amateur and bad??? because that's not true it's just that i forgot the whole point of doing this. - orangeaipom
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RE: Bloody Beatrice and the Deer of Untruth
look for a door under the welcome mat
Hi there! I'd really appreciate it if you took some time to read my adventure Madeline Beaufort and the Moon Thief! Thanks!
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Dope ass dragon created by the incomparable Earthexe
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Is there no way inside? Or is it just a door frame with no door?
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Keep walking into it like it isn't there!
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(05-04-2016, 07:23 AM)earthexe Wrote: »Is there no way inside? Or is it just a door frame with no door?

the latter
did you know that i'm really just an excuse to make the adventure look amateur and bad??? because that's not true it's just that i forgot the whole point of doing this. - orangeaipom
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Knock on the air
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Go in!!!!!!!
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