Post making contest 1.0

birds?

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I'm trying to break all the rules did I do it?

Your jellyrad avatar is the ideal quench-pitch mascot.

birds?

Birds are nice. Breaks rules 1, 2, 3, and 4.

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Don't panic. Breaks rules 1, 2, and 4.

I'm trying to break all the rules did I do it?

Yup.

g0m

Well isn't that something.

oh shit. what was rule#4 again? Wasn't that the numbers rule.

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Honestly I stopped trying to actually figure this out a while back.

;)*&?

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Oh wait, hang on, we're up again!

This is test #1.

i'm a cat in june.
reflecting. it's true: i've changed.
a dog's late spring thoughts.

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welcome to the space olympics

What if i were to say “welcome to the space consortium”?

g0m

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on how to break rule 3...

DO YOU DARE DANCE A DANCE WITH DRAGONS??

i don't know what the space consortium is but i feel very welcome there

This is a cool updated repost of the original post

Ive changed this so the content is more family friendly

Pardon me, friend. Could you point me in the direction of the Space Consortium?

Youre standing in it

C0ns0rtium.

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It also breaks every rule but 3.

"Do that dew" -g with a lightning bolt afront it

However this breaks every rule, if only barely.

New G⚡ flavour: pumpkin thirstsmash

Breaks all but 3, and doesn't actually sound very good.

Your jellyrad avatar is the ideal quench-pitch mascot.

Breaks every rule.

abba adds clams and bad bananas

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like at this point i feel like i've done enough tests to conclude that rules 3 and 5 probably require you not to do a specific thing, but living in tag limbo as we now do I can't conclude this for certain. There's always the possibility that rule 3 or 5 is something along the lines of have the same character five times in your post

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abba adds clams and bad bananas

Breaks 1, 2, 3, and 4.

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Breaks 1, 2, and 4.

like at this point i feel like i've done enough tests to conclude that rules 3 and 5 probably require you not to do a specific thing, but living in tag limbo as we now do I can't conclude this for certain. There's always the possibility that rule 3 or 5 is something along the lines of have the same character five times in your post

The tags are of little consequence. This post breaks every rule.

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Breaks rules 1, 2, and 4.

birds?

birds?

Breaks rules 1, 2, and 4.

birds?

abba adds clams and bad bananas

bananas

birds?

Breaks rules 1, 2, and 4.

abba adds clams and bad bananas

Breaks rules 1, 2, 3, 4.

bananas

Breaks rules 1, 2, 4.

Breaks

Breaks

rules 1, 2, 4, 5.

rule three

Not to mention that sometimes

birds?

Breaks 3 and sometimes it doesn't.

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rule three

It's a mystery, but you didn't break it.

You broke all the other rules though.

Not to mention that sometimes

birds?

Breaks 3 and sometimes it doesn't.

Sometimes, you break all the rules. This is one of those times.


You broke 1, 2, 4, 5.

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(Breaks 1, 2, 4.)

first test.
if my suspicions are correct this won't break rule 3.