What ARE birds?

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Birds are not creatures referenced in a specific webcomic.
Birds are not creatures referenced in a specific film.
Birds are not creatures referenced in a specific TV series.

Some non-dragon fictional creatures are birds.
Trees are not birds.
Non-hammerhead sharks are not birds!
Non-chameleon lizards are not birds.
Some dung beetles are birds.
Mosquitoes are not birds.
Butterflies are not birds.
Some monocots are birds.

Birds are not creatures referenced in Animal Crossing.

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Bird list:
Centipedes, Alligators, Bald Eagles, Penguins, Chicken, Spiders, Crows, Peacocks, Owls, Tyrannosauruses, Blue whales, Squid, kangaroo, gorillas, turtles, octopuses, roses, sunflowers, trilobites, crabs, lions, tigers, wolves, giant pandas, grizzly bears, mammoths, hornets, flying fish, snails, dragons, chameleons, hammerhead sharks,


Some ____ are birds:
Birds, Passerines, flightless birds, reptiles, primates, strict-herbivores, insects, angiosperms, monkeys, beetles, extinct organisms, fish, fictional creatures, beetles with horns or pincers,

Not birds:
Humans, Snakes, Bees, Rotifers, Cockroaches, Worms, Annelids, Shrimp, Crocodiles, Gharials, Caimans, Ants, Canaries, Cassowaries, Emus, Kiwis, Vultures, Herons, Ducks, Sparrows, Doves, Seagulls, Sperm Whales, Platypuses, ratites, kakapos, Elephants, unicellular organisms, all marsupials except kangaroos, venus fly traps, sea turtles, all fungi except mushrooms, pacmen, termites, toads, hermit crabs, slugs, swans, eels, unicorns, Anomalocarises, domesticated animals except chickens, pokemon, dolphins, hummingbirds, red pandas, all canines except for wolves, all felines except lions or tigers, all extinct vertebrates besides mammoths and tyrannosauruses (probably), all plants except some angiosperms, rodents, all bears except grizzly bears and pandas, all wasps that are not hornets, griffons, aquatic fictional creatures, trees, all sharks except hammerheads, lizards that are not chameleons, mosquitoes, butterflies

There are 64 total types of things that are birds.

"Zoofights" while an extremely good guess are not birds.
Organisms who have never been represented in drawings are not birds.
Ghosts are not organisms so they are not birds
Some non human animals with sapience, maybe are birds
The organisms that share a taxonomical trait that is exclusive to organisms that are birds but is not simply a listing of the names of organisms that are birds are not birds.
Creatures that have not represented groups or individuals in a tournament bracket are birds.
Birds are not things that would make awesome names for sports teams.
Birds are not things which are depicted in art as having pointy teeth.
Birds are not organisms entered into a tournament bracket.
Birds are not creatures referenced in a specific piece of fictional literature.
Birds are not creatures referenced in a specific webcomic.
Birds are not creatures referenced in a specific film.
Birds are not creatures referenced in a specific TV series.
Birds are not creatures referenced in Animal Crossing.

Are non-blue whale whales birds?

Are extant reptiles besides turtles, lizards, and alligators birds?

Are non-dragon flying fictional creatures birds?
Are half-human/half-organism fictional creatures birds?

Are carnivorous plants birds?
Are grain crops birds?
Are tubers birds?

Are frogs birds?
Are salamanders birds?
Are newts birds?
Are amphibians apart from those three birds?

Are primates that are not gorillas or monkeys birds?

Are dung beetles that are not scarabs birds?

Are birds creatures that are referenced in a specific forum adventure or grand battle?
Are birds creatures that are referenced in a specific video game?

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ARE birds?

Non-blue whale whales are not birds.

Extant reptiles besides turtles, lizards, and alligators are not birds.

Some non-dragon flying fictional creatures are birds.
Half-human fictional creatures are not birds.

Carnivorous plants are not birds.
Grain crops are not birds.
Tubers are not birds.

Frogs are not birds.
Salamanders are not birds.
Newts are not birds.
Amphibians apart from the above are not birds.

Some primates that are not gorillas or monkeys are birds, maybe.

Dung beetles that are not scarabs are not birds!

Birds are not creatures that are referenced in a specific forum adventure or grand battle.
Birds are creatures that are referenced in a specific video games!

WHAT THE FUCK are not birds.

Are goats birds?

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WHAT'S A VIDEOGAME WITH SNAILS?

Goats are not birds.

Are birds creatures found in a Nintendo licensed game?
Are birds creatures found in a specific fighting game?
Are birds creatures found in a specific adventure game?
Are birds creatures that are player-controlled in a specific game?
Are birds creatures that can be generated by a specific game?

No to all of the above.

As another hint, the 64 types can be sorted into eight groups of eight. Five of the first group have been identified.

Are dodos birds?
Are piranhas birds?
Are koalas birds?
Are raccoons birds?

Nope
Nope
Nope
Nope

And I thought I had it too...

Are birds creatures found in a Sony game?
Are birds creatures found in a Microsoft game?
Are birds creatures found in an indy game?

Are birds things which have any remote chance of being guessed by anyone? (no)

No
No
No

Yes!!!

Are birds creatures referenced in a video game released in the last 15 years?

Some birds are creatures referenced in a video game released in the last 15 years.

Oh man now I want to make a table of birds

Are birds robot masters?

mmmmmynnnnnoooooo no

What do you mean by robot masters

Are armadillos, moths, catfish, walruses, fireflies, phoenixes, onions and roosters birds?

yeah all those things are birds

birds are Mavericks?

Like the guys megaman X fights!
In his 8 games

8 each game