I promise to...

Shit-Post in this thread every hour near the hour that I am conscious (for today plus tomorrow), with more posts the more tired I am, until I admit defeat and go to sleep.

Anyone who wants to can take up a similar challenge! Or you can just gaze with subtle disgust at the reek of the new shit-posting thread!

Please rate one star to show your support to this tired thread idea!

The first (second?) hour. It is 4:00 pm, and my alarm has just gone off. I may be making Spinach Alfredo for dinner tonight.

The second hour has arrived, water boils on my stove, and everything is good.

5:00 pm, come on grab your friends, we're going to very distant lands
with Reyweld the dog and Torweld the human,
the fun will never end @ 5:00 pm!

I was singing to myself "Canada in my Pocket", when I got to penny I remembered that they had been removed from legal currency.

RIP Penny; you were an attractive piece of metal

The new Fantastic four is pretty good, except for the fact that there is literally only one female character and they probably aren't even one of the four. Cinema backtrack to the 1600's.

Okay so I finished the movie and there were a total of 4 women with speaking roles, only one of which was important and had multiple lines. Fantastic four also lacked a well-designed villain, real character development; a reason why the villain had no problem instantly killing hundreds of people by exploding their heads and creating a blackhole but isn't able to kill a stretchy guy, a boulder guy, a guy on fire, or an invisible force field lady after many opportunities to do so. I mean, why shoot rocks at them when you can blow them apart and ill them instantly? Boo.

4/10, glad I didn't see it in theaters.

Also, my Alfredo was excellent.

Places I've been in the past hour:

Link 1
Link 2
Link 3
Link 5
Link 6
I wonder if anyone is capitalizing on this link lottery...
Trick 8
Link 9(NSFW is at the beginning of this episode, I copied URL from time after that part
Link 10 and the

Places definitely I haven't been:

https://www.clickerheroes.com/

I think I am regretting eating all of that Alfredo...

Bonus:



EDIT: I've watched this video like 12 30 times in a row.

I'm wide awake (wake wake wake)

Does anyone know any good miner names? (and not Urist)

I'm feeling tired already... but I will power through!

(I doubt I will ever be able to post in the 2 am thread. Le sigh)

I'm playing Majesty 2, so it will be harder and harder to ensure I have posted near the hour.

Happy New Years for me!

"Long live the elves!"
"I could hit it from a hundred paces!"
"My ambition has paid off."
"To build, or to bash...?

I'm going to go to bed. I survived until 12:53 am.

*clears throat*
Gum-a-gum-a-gum-a-gummmmmm
Bppptttttttttt
la la la LA la la la
backpack back attack, backpack back attack, backpack back attack

I am going to scan and shit-post some terrible doodles from previous years (like last year and the year before), mostly my originals but with some guest's works as well.

This is pretty much going to become Reyweld Shitpost Central, so buckle up and hold out them tickets so that they can be punched.

DOODLES(BIG for some reason!!)

All puffed out:

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Random stuff and a good bird:

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Lady who got bit:

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Image with colour!!:

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PINK:

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Mr. Mayor:

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Draw your own text!:

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Guest doodles

Anime Boys by Sophia:

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Princess Marth by Sophia:

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Toon Link by Lauren:

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Beach by my sister (10+ years ago):

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Bison by my sister (8+ years ago):

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I finished Castle in the Sky

10/10 too good

After all flesh died for that empty prattle

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