Pha⎯ଷr̙m̢drugs® is a Wretched Machine, a͈͎ͬn͎͗͊d͎̙̏ I̵͎̔ Hate It.

New !!! """death""" product !!! Free to all humans !!! New !!! 'box' product !!! Contains """Free""" """hippo""" !!!
New !!! Replacement PharmDrugs® !!! ScreeTek 1.4 !!! New !!! Features !!! ""16!"" bit operating system ... "16" frames per second !!! New "deathly ill" product !!!


Do you have trouble maintaining an erection??? Replace PharmDrugs® today !!! New !!! """viagra""" product from PharmDrugs® !!! 100% corn starch. 100% corҋఝᘤ ộ؀ᔌn starch.&8==b
New!!! ScreeTek Incorporated """Viagra""" !!! 100% apple cider !!! 100% radon !!! DO YOU waNT to LIVE LONGER in """entrail hippo""" event !?!?!? New !!! ScreeTek """Viagra"" ""product""!!!" PurCHASe today for "PharmDrug®s". Call now and claim YOURS TOday on 0 1 1 8 &8-b 9 9 9 8 8 9 9 9 9 1 1 9 7 2 5 3 that's 0 1 1 8 9 9 9 8 8 9 9 9 9 1 1 9 7 2 5 3 OR your MONEY BACK """$22""" savings to be made !!! New !!! "ScreeTek Lord of sS s s skies" product !!!

Screetek is in direct competition with pharm drugs.

This means.............. fair market practices that promote the development of better products for eagle-timers.

Keep at it, Screetek. And make better "death" next time. I swear this tastes just like--

ACKK *Credit begins choking* arghghdfuiguauaguguhgajjAAAAKFDSKKKAKAKFDSKNFK *Credit froths at the mouth while convulsing* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *Credit screams in agony before falling to the floor, limp*

Your satisfaction is our passion !!!

So presumably non-humans would have to pay for it? How would they figure out how to handle the money? Screetek are you telling me you can detect aliens/cyborgs/simian uprisings/other threats to humanity?

Please also tell me more about the boxiness of your ''box' product', and I am interested in further details about what my '"""Free""" """hippo"""' actually is given the severe quotation displacement implied.

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