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08-04-2015, 10:42 PM
I'm sorry you had a less than optimal croissant experience. PM me if you want the real deal, 2.46 plus tax gogogogogo cheap go!
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08-07-2015, 02:31 PM
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10. Croissant socks.
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8. Croissant wedding veil.
7. Croissant bowler hat.
6. Croissant pin.
5. Croissant onezie.
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1. 100 Croissants!!!
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08-08-2015, 01:53 AM
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08-08-2015, 01:53 AM
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08-08-2015, 01:56 AM
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Google image searching "croissant anthropomorphic" is a boatload of fun. So are croissants! Buy one locally today.
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RE: The Shitposting Thread
08-25-2015, 03:00 AM
Have you heard the good word?
Here, let me give you a link.
Buy buy buy cross-ants only 1.99 plus another 3 dollars per delight!
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08-25-2015, 04:15 AM
Want to know why I get up in the morning? It's to share a Croissant with the ones I love. And by share I mean eat them all as they watch, drooling and tearing up a little.
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08-25-2015, 04:24 AM
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RE: The Shitposting Thread
08-25-2015, 05:43 AM
Reyweld engages in cannibalism in the presence of innocent croissants. That is what a croissant looks like after Reyweld is done with it.
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08-25-2015, 03:22 PM
(08-25-2015, 05:43 AM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: »Reyweld engages in cannibalism in the presence of innocent croissants. That is what a croissant looks like after Reyweld is done with it.
No, silly, this is what a croissant looks like after I am done with it:
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08-28-2015, 04:18 AM
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08-28-2015, 04:23 AM
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Have you ever woken up in cold sweats, memories of your awful dream still echoing in your tormented mind? Eat a croissant right after, and you wont have to worry about bad dreams any more. You'll have much bigger problems that's fake.
But croissants are REALly delicious! Buy and eat one from your local bakery today! And not necessarily in that order!
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08-28-2015, 04:51 AM
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1 croissant,
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By the way I forgot that this stylesheet doesn't have emotes or a text editor. I think I forgot to put that in bc I didn't know you had to include it. I am so sorry.
Yes it does? Or do you mean the black and yellow one which I am not currently on
PS. Croissantsssss..........
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08-28-2015, 05:13 AM
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Croissants more like Cros-saints
Use intercession in the best way you can: eat croissants to go to heaven.
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08-30-2015, 12:49 AM
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08-30-2015, 03:43 AM
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08-31-2015, 12:03 AM
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I just read Gunnerkrigg Court to the end and now I feel like shit.
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08-31-2015, 12:57 AM
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Let me tell you....
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08-31-2015, 01:07 AM
I like croissants, but I admit I have a problem. Pls send help.
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09-12-2015, 02:29 AM
I woke up, had a shower, and searched for something to eat.
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They turned in clockwork unison- greeted me in mechanical harmony.
I was afraid; who wouldn't be?
I asked them who they were, and what they wanted from me.
I requested my real family, immediately!
And they turned their heads sideways, hearing my plea.
“You sound stressed. Would you like some coffee?”
My real family would know that I only drink tea.
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