4th Mystery Game: Try to Get a Donut (and fail)

You are hungry. You check the fridge in your apartment, but nothing catches your eyes. You are now blind. Stumbling around, you suddenly have an epiphany. You know your purpose. Get a donut.

Inventory:
Used nose-wipe (by you)
Button that fell off
A key

Stats:
Blind
Craving that sweet treat

> Unlock the key.

You don't have the key to that key!

unlock your latent heat powers

You insert the key into your body, and twist. You drop the key to the floor, and break into a hot sweat. Your clothing is soaked immediately. You turn towards your mirror and by god you are smoking hot!!! Literal smoke comes off you as you turn to oggle yourself in the mirror. Alas, you cannot see the reflection that would likely turn you into a Narcissus copy cat.

Inventory:
Used nose-wipe (by you)
Button that fell off
A key (on floor of apartment)

Stats:
Blind
Craving that sweet treat
Smoking hot!!! (temperature and beauty)
Sweaty Gross

how did i look into the mirror while blind

You turn towards your mirror and by god you are smoking hot!!! Literal smoke comes off you as you turn to oggle yourself in the mirror. Alas, you cannot see the reflection that would likely turn you into a Narcissus copy cat.

> Retrieve that key! You still have to unlock it later.

it still says look

how did i know where the mirror was

how do you know that mirrors exist

huh

who the hell do you think you are, assuming things

god

god is dad

> Retrieve that key! You still have to unlock it later.

You get that key. This beats the heat. You feel a lot less confident of your self image now.

it still says look

Does it?

how did i know where the mirror was

You know where everything in your apartment is.

how do you know that mirrors exist

huh

who the hell do you think you are, assuming things

god

Back when you weren't blind, you remembered mirrors. You have summoned god!!! You laugh at your silly god is dad joke, and then you get smited.

Inventory:
Used nose-wipe (by you)
Button that fell off
A key (on floor of apartment)
Another Key (cold)

Stats:
Blind
Craving that sweet treat
Smoking not
Sweaty Gross
Dead?

You didn't get the donut. Game over.

god is dadnut

god is dadnut

That's right. God does want to give you, his child, a second chance. So he will make you a perectly average person vessel to travel in this time. Don't kill it, or your soul will be banished to literal hell. What about heaven, you say? There is no such thing, says godadnut.

Inventory:
Empty

Stats:
Normal

you know what would be really good, is a muddy buddy donut. like, drizzled peanut butter and chocolate and powdered sugar, and crumbled muddy buddies on top just for good measure

Let's get a job so we can pay for the donut.

Is there still a key for us to try to unlock?

Let's get a job so we can pay for the donut.

You get a job as a cashier. You are now employed.

Is there still a key for us to try to unlock?

Your corpse rests in your apartment. It has two keys, and is also giving off a funny smell. So, yes?

eat the key. and the corpse

> Unlock the key.