Oh God Why: Day Three: IT'S LOOOOOOSE (18/30)

man why isn't LIVER FAILURE in this game

Hm. Well now.

Bartender: Fill 'er up (Wine)

Let's be smart and responsible 'n shit over here.

Okay, here's the deal: we agree on someone to get the jar, and they don't use it, ever.

Despite this being a clusterfuck, I'd like to actually win one of these games.

Also, don't make me try to get the jar, I don't know how my role will interact with it. It could be very messy.

Magic pickles? Fuhkyah.
Bartender: fill 'er up: (wine)

Bartender: Fill 'er up (Little Pink Pearl) {Grapefruit juice, Lime juice, Orgeat}
That doesn't count; I'm just showing off my knowledge of non-alcoholic cocktails.

I also know exactly how well my role will interact with the pickle jar, and I'm best on the... actioning end. The self-sacrifice, if you will. Mainly because randomised target = A++.

Careful Kieros, that vague self-confidence may just incite my vote!
Bartender: Fill 'Er Up (whiskey)

well.... I don't... iun't.... blerh gotta catch up... maybe ah cin... sobe upsh a littah....

Bartender: fill 'er up: (Water)
Bartender: fill 'er up: (Water)
Bartender: fill 'er up: (Water)

mah role ish... pretty good with theeee jer... I thinksh...

Drinking contest?

Bartender: Fill 'er up: (water)
Bartender: Fill 'er up: (water)
Bartender: Fill 'er up: (shot)
Bartender: Fill 'er up: (shot)

oh wait...ahahaha...ah sheee what yewwwww didd... thish water getsh you drunk too... since its not on... lisht...ahahahaha...

"""WATER"""

!!!!

Bartender: Fill 'er up: (White Russian)
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that'll be 96 white russians

that'll be 96 white russians

Assuming that you're an average weight male, that puts your BAC at about... 3.6%. Or better known as "Death". Nice knowing you.

Vote: PendanticScientist for commiting suicide. That's illegal sir! SCUMMY.

Tch, I'd win this if we were just drinking whisky but I'm kinda bored by the whole fake drinking thing that's been going on.

Nooo pS, do you think that destroying your liver worth getting magical pickles? ; -;

Oh dear.

Okay, here's the deal: we agree on someone to get the jar, and they don't use it, ever.

Despite this being a clusterfuck, I'd like to actually win one of these games.

Also, don't make me try to get the jar, I don't know how my role will interact with it. It could be very messy.

By not using it ever, they become unlynchable. I'm not super sold on the idea of giving someone permanent lynch protection on day one or giving anyone a powerful item and just trusting them not to use it (or trusting other players not to target them).

Oh. Huh. I think I somehow missed that.

it's okay, i'm pretty sure the milk balances it out the vodka

i wonder if you can actually die of liver failure in this game

maybe i'll get superpowers

vote: 0_o because a perplexed face should not be an eligible username

What milk? It doesn't exist, and thus equates to a generic shot. So, milk balances out the vodka in that it makes you drunker. Also, I suppose we'll find out on the liver failure with you in a bit. So go on, order a gross of white russians; you know you want to.

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