Shank A Bitch 3 Day Six: The Handsman Cometh (10/71 Alive)

Lynch: The Knife

Shenanigans.

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hi

Malky you fool, now dunk has to rebalance the whole setup.

EBWOP: Dini* because phones

Get dunked

Malky you fool, now dunk has to rebalance the whole setup.

obviously it is you who is the fool B]

Malky you fool, now dunk has to rebalance the whole setup.

How can you balance

if you are already dead?

AH-TATATATATATATATATATATATA

stabvote: Beruru.

Get dunked

boosted value

Guys. We've killed the mod before. We've killed the knife before. But we've never killed the vote. Just a thought.

I don't know, the island/resort and I share a birth year, so maybe it deserves to die? Just a thought.

Guys I think we should lynch the island just to spite this guy.

Guys. We've killed the mod before. We've killed the knife before. But we've never killed the vote. Just a thought.

Why not Lynch: The game itself?

Stab: KaiDASH

All together, now.

Alright going to ask for an end to the shenanigan chat now so we don't push D1's daystart back to something like page 10.

Instead, if anyone has any questions regarding the rules, the game itself or the stuff around it (how do I quicktopic etc.) please go ahead and ask and I'll get a clarification post up before the game starts tomorrow.

I will not be answering any questions pertaining to the setup (or any similarly revealing information).

I'll be PMing everyone their QT link starting somewhere between 6 AM and 12 PM EST tomorrow, click through to it to find your gamerole information (and please post in the QuickTopic to confirm you've received the PM and are able to do so!).

Cheers,

Shankdini

I like that we get roles. :y

I'm so glad that we live in a capitalist utopia, however brief it may be. For the time that we spend on this island, where we can experience true freedom and equality, I am thankful.

Agreed!

Day One: Off The Deep End

Well, some level of pandemonium as 71 people pulled out or improvised the largest variety of shanking implements available on this side of Roy’s Shank Emporium (MI). From all the simple kitchen knives to the daggers to the HANZO STEEL some wielded, it was obvious that everyone had taken liberties with the security check-less private jet travel the invitation had come with.

Alas, by their terrifying moon-based overlord’s command they were bound to a certain contract while the sun was up. So alla them bitches got together by the infinity pool on the roof of Vista Paolo’s tallest hotel to figure out which one of them would be going for a swim - face down.


Livelist (71/71)

1. Schazer
2. Solaris
3. Sai
4. NottheAuthor
5. Rivenforge
6. ICan'tGiveCredit
7. Akumu
8. AgentBlue
9. Seedy
10. Crowsy
11. Donut
12. Garuru
13. SupahKiven
14. OztheWizard
15. Palamedes
16. Pharmacy
17. Granolaman
18. Seawyrm
19. Coldblooded
20. TehPilot
21. Cat
22. anacreon
23. Visceral
24. cyber95
25. Niall
26. makerofthegames
27. bigro
28. Stiqqery
29. amosmyn
30. Red709
31. Eidolonic
32. Airey
33. Deviant One
34. Sanzh
35. druplesnubb
36. Pharas
37. Phish
38. konec0
39. fivex
40. Prime Intellect
41. Chirality
42. yd12k
43. Dragon Fogel
44. Gnauga
45. Pick Yer Poison
46. Sotek
47. Whimbrel
48. Fragowump
49. Ixcaliber
50. LegendaryQ
51. Chwoka
52. antisequitur
53. Kíeros
54. Dalmationer
55. Sruixan
56. x1372
57. Breadpocalypse
58. beruru
59. Scoffles
60. Acionyx
61. BlazerC
62. Plaid
63. speedchuck
64. wooferbattles
65. Mikeee
66. Truegreen
67. Loather
68. Demonsul
69. Everanix
70. Chocolate Pi
71. MalkyTop

With 71 players alive, it takes 36 votes to groupshank a bitch, 17 votes if the day ends without a groupshank!

Day ends at 1:00 PM EST on Friday, July 11, or in 72 hours!

A bonus rule reminder: If someone posts a day activation (a bolded action of some sort) in the thread, please stop posting until I can get in to respond to it!

Similarly, please don't fake a day activation and stop the game in its tracks for no reason! You'll probably end up mod-shanked.

On Your Shanks, Get Set, Go!

This so called "Coldblooded" is trying to pull one over on us. I have here in my hand proof that he has in the past gone by the alias "dragonpaul" which is an anagram for

(pause for effect)

DAG RON PAUL!!

The puppetmaster, getting his jollies by pretending to be just another face in the shanking crowd!

LYNCH: Coldblooded

My counterargument for who we should shankvote:

Shankvote: Beruru.

Vote: Niall.

I will have no 1D members at THIS party.

I have a counter-counter argument.
Akumu is awfully close to Akuma which means demon in Japanese, y'know?
Shankvote: Akumu

they were bound to a certain contract while the sun stayed up.

Shankvote: Solaris