[split] The Return of Jester Mafia - GAME END!

Haha don't be ridiculous I'm not infected.
Licks Walrus's face, tries to insert hands into mouth.

FACT: This virus is non-contagious.

Cough on the next poster

oh god pandemic

I relocate to Madagascar

I'd just like to state that I'm inviting everybody over to my house tonight for a secret party! No need to RSVP, just pp on down if you've got the time. I'll even pay for the plumbing this month so all the sinks will work but somebody else will have to bring soap because I don't buy soap I don't usually see the point of it.

Anyways, be there, or be not there.

In all seriousness, I can vouch for this party, as I will be providing the food! Still no soap, though. Also the food is Kieros.

Mmmm... well I usually prefer take-out food to cannibalism but I guess it's nice to change things up a bit. I'll come

oh god pandemic

I relocate to Madagascar

I'm moving to Greenland myself...

The party should be hosted at the Moon then so the virus can't spread anywhere else on earth.

And even those coming that DO have the virus will have it contained in their space suits.

God I guess that's the problem with hosting a party on the moon, everyone left early so they wouldn't arrive late.
I think we should stay somewhere on Earth so people don't have to set off several days in advance.

I did say I was hosting it at my house.

which according to my location i guess is on the moon.

well then

... There's a Canada on the moon? Are you a citizen of Moon Canada?

I relocate to Madagascar/Greenland/Canada/THE MOON

Sorry, all flights have been booked! some BS about a "no fly zone" across regions with unstable regimes and medical epidemics. What a mess you've made, DF!


WE'LL BEAT THIS YET VOTALS

RABBLE ROUSER - 1 (cyber95)
Granolaman - 3 (NTA, bigro, jacquerel)
jacquerel - 1 (TehPilot)
Kieros - 3 (MalkyTop, Mirdini, fridgidScholar)
Palamedes - 1 (Palamedes)
yd12k - 1 (Garuru)
Garuru - 1 (SupahKiven)
Surixian - 1 (Kíeros)
BREAKING MY HEART - 4 (DF, Granolaman, ICan'tGiveCredit, yd12k)
ARE YOU SEEING THINGS? - 1 (Epamynondas)

With 19 alive it takes 10 to lynch.

GREAT NEWS! My team of elite and personal researchers have made the following discovery!

RESEARCH PROGRESS: 2/2

The disease in question appears to transmit itself when exposed to accusatory actions in close proximity to an infected individual. AKA: A vote for an infected player immediately after that player posts.

Well that's all well and good. Looks like we can avoid spreading that one now.

THE VIRUS has MUTATED!

...or not...

However! Research on a possible vaccine is on going. This looks promising!

VACCINE PROGRESS: 2/4

New theory: It's now memetic. Nobody mention it or the infected.

Now, who do we blame for this new mutation?

It wasn't me but we can blame me if we want to

All the more important people come to my party tonight, so we can discuss the ramifications of what voting could mean now, figure out if the infected are gaining some sort of weakness, or perhaps just getting drunk and playing wildly irresponsible versions of children's board and party games.

I'm quite the evil guy, so it was probably me.

Unless we happen to like the mutation, then it has nothing to do with me.

I steal the vaccine progress

I steal it back from youdont and then slap him over the head... secretly

I sneeze in retaliation

FACT: Studies have shown attempts to quarantine any kind of virus usually ends in more widespread infection.

Vote: Credit
Cough on Credit as well

I run away shamelessly with the precious research and throw it at Malky

*fills out syringe form*

I Steal The Form, While Disguised As Kanaya

I sign my name on everyone else's forms

No votals this time, just a heads up that no one new has contracted the virus yet.

Also DF, I need the keys to your Mod-ansion. I've managed to lock myself out and by golly this lock will not jimmy.

I am disgusted by your weird bdsm practices

I sign my face with sign language. On Jacquerel. His skin has seen the signs of a face.