Post making contest 5.0

Daxter

Mobster

beware the lambourghini pantheon

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Passes rule 2 I guess

hey Ix

Passes rules 1 and 2

hry druid

Almost passes rule 1. Passes rule 2.

i mispelled that so bad

Passes rules 1 and 2

you kinda did yeah

Passes rules 1 and 2

Ix what is going on in the voice chat I am so lost

Passes rule 2.

pokemon

Passes rules 1 and 2.

BREAKING NEWS: Sruix is a druid.

Also, "you didn't listen to the psa" was my favorite line there.

Passes rules 1 and 5.

gotta catch em all

Passes rules 1 and 2.

okay I am vaguely acquainted with the pokemons but there is a complicated picture being painted here that I cannot fully comprehend

Passes rules 1 and 2.

...I thought HM was a clothes store...

Passes rule 2.

oh wait no that's H&M my mistake carry on

Passes rules 1, 2 and 5.

I definitely keep hearing Genghis Khan. That's exactly what's being said repeatedly, right?

Passes none of the rules!

sorry sruix

Passes rules 1, 2, and 4.

it's okay Ix I should be going to bed anyway

Passes rules 1 and 2.

This is test #3

We're gonna solve this thing

End of message.

Passes rule 5.

This is update #218.

I AM GOING TO BED IX

SORRY

End of message.

Passes rule 5.

Daxter

Passes rule 2, almost passes rule 1.

Mobster

Passes rule 2.

okay so how would we actually go about figuring out these rules

?????

okay so how would we actually go about figuring out these rules

passes rule 2

?????

passes rule 2

...fuck it, let's make a new page in the spreadsheet...

what is up with rule 3

Hey, I hope this passes rule 1.

so hey qwerx how's the civ game going?

sometimes I do catch myself wondering why I even bother checking the civ subreddit

and then stuff like this happens

hey sruix i'm conducting an informal questionnaire do you have the time to answer a couple of inobtrusive personal questions?

yeah sure hit me with them

1. What is your favourite civilization to play as in Sid Meier's Civilization V?
2. How many sides should an ideal hexagon have?
3. How can this perfect hexagon be achieved?
4. Do you agree that in the case of origination, the derivation of the subject can be said to be as 0?
5. If you could choose a number what would it be?
6. If you couldn't choose a number what wouldn't it be?
8. Where???
9. If n is the product of a pair of numbers neither of which are x, what is x?
10. What if ghosts?

Bonus question: Invent a new shape.

I need to make a new post in order to be able to quote the bonus question, so here it is.

1. What is your favourite civilization to play as in Sid Meier's Civilization V?
2. How many sides should an ideal hexagon have?
3. How can this perfect hexagon be achieved?
4. Do you agree that in the case of origination, the derivation of the subject can be said to be as 0?
5. If you could choose a number what would it be?
6. If you couldn't choose a number what wouldn't it be?
8. Where???
9. If n is the product of a pair of numbers neither of which are x, what is x?
10. What if ghosts?

1. Greece in singleplayer, Aztecs in multiplayer (this is the only serious answer)
2. The ideal hexagon should have six sides, all of which unfurl to reveal six smaller six-sided hexagons, all of whose sides unfurl to reveal six smaller six-sided hexagons, all of whose sides unfurl to reveal six smaller six-sided hexagons, all of whose sides unfurl to reveal six smaller six-sided hexagons, all of whose sides unfurl to reveal six smaller six-sided hexagons, all of whose sides unfurl to reveal six smaller six-sided hexagons, all of whose sides unfurl to reveal giraffes.
3. I imagine some kind of psychoactive substance would be required.
4. No, I don't.
5. I would choose a musical number.
6. Beige, probably.
7. This is a more personal question than I am happy to answer. Sorry.
8. There!!!
9. This cat butt right here:
10. if ghosts then boo!

Bonus question: Invent a new shape.

this is my original shape trapisboigle do not steal

...fuck it, let's make a new page in the spreadsheet...

Passes rule 2

what is up with rule 3

Passes rule 2 and 5

Hey, I hope this passes rule 1.

Passes rule 2. Is not particularly close to passing rule 3. (unlike before)

so hey qwerx how's the civ game going?

Passes rule 2

So I'm the Mongols and I decided to go culturing/religioning

Then I realized that keshiks are so amazing

I still don't want to attack citystates though, so that's a UA gone. Also I decided to attack England with longbows and the Great Wall so steamroll was a bit slower than expected

sometimes I do catch myself wondering why I even bother checking the civ subreddit

and then stuff like this happens

Passes none of the rules

hey sruix i'm conducting an informal questionnaire do you have the time to answer a couple of inobtrusive personal questions?

Passes rules 2 and 4

yeah sure hit me with them

Passes rule 2

1. What is your favourite civilization to play as in Sid Meier's Civilization V?
2. How many sides should an ideal hexagon have?
3. How can this perfect hexagon be achieved?
4. Do you agree that in the case of origination, the derivation of the subject can be said to be as 0?
5. If you could choose a number what would it be?
6. If you couldn't choose a number what wouldn't it be?
8. Where???
9. If n is the product of a pair of numbers neither of which are x, what is x?
10. What if ghosts?

Passes none of the rules

Bonus question: Invent a new shape.

Passes rules 2 and 4

I need to make a new post in order to be able to quote the bonus question, so here it is.

Passes rule 2

1. What is your favourite civilization to play as in Sid Meier's Civilization V?
2. How many sides should an ideal hexagon have?
3. How can this perfect hexagon be achieved?
4. Do you agree that in the case of origination, the derivation of the subject can be said to be as 0?
5. If you could choose a number what would it be?
6. If you couldn't choose a number what wouldn't it be?
8. Where???
9. If n is the product of a pair of numbers neither of which are x, what is x?
10. What if ghosts?

1. Greece in singleplayer, Aztecs in multiplayer (this is the only serious answer)
2. The ideal hexagon should have six sides, all of which unfurl to reveal six smaller six-sided hexagons, all of whose sides unfurl to reveal six smaller six-sided hexagons, all of whose sides unfurl to reveal six smaller six-sided hexagons, all of whose sides unfurl to reveal six smaller six-sided hexagons, all of whose sides unfurl to reveal six smaller six-sided hexagons, all of whose sides unfurl to reveal six smaller six-sided hexagons, all of whose sides unfurl to reveal giraffes.
3. I imagine some kind of psychoactive substance would be required.
4. No, I don't.
5. I would choose a musical number.
6. Beige, probably.
7. This is a more personal question than I am happy to answer. Sorry.
8. There!!!
9. This cat butt right here:
10. if ghosts then boo!

Bonus question: Invent a new shape.

this is my original shape trapisboigle do not steal

Passes none of the rules but is sort of close to passing rule 3?

[makes furious notes in my Sruix notebook]

[makes furious notes in my Sruix notebook]

Passes rule 2

I need to make a new post in order to be able to quote the bonus question, so here it is.

BREAKING NEWS: Sruix is a druid.

Also, "you didn't listen to the psa" was my favorite line there.

The hawk, ebony
talons exposed, examines
susurrous shortgrass

i stand by this. our badger friend is the future god bless.

I need to make a new post in order to be able to quote the bonus question, so here it is.

BREAKING NEWS: Sruix is a druid.

Also, "you didn't listen to the psa" was my favorite line there.

The hawk, ebony
talons exposed, examines
susurrous shortgrass

Passes rule 2

badger

Passes rule 2

wisconsin, the badger state


trapisboigle, the badger/wisconsin shape

Passes none of the rules

Ixcaliber - Today at 5:13 PM
i love our new badger friend

Passes rules 2 and 5

i stand by this. our badger friend is the future god bless.

Passes none of the rules

i stand by this. our badger friend is the future god bless.

i stand by this. our badger friend is the future god bless.

sorry sruix 6