Post making contest 1.0

This is test #3. The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. End of message.

We need to add more shit to beat these rules!

Violates:
Rule one
Rule three
Rule five

This is test #4.



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This is test #4.



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Violates:
Rule one
Rule five

More shit.

More shit #2.

Bonus extra shit.

More shit.

More shit #2.

Bonus extra shit.

It's another Rule one, Rule fiver.

This is test #5. Someday, I will make a post which does not violate rules one and five alone. That day may well come. Ideally, what will happen is that I will make a post that does not violate a single rule and thus win, but of that I can only hope!

Here's another thing I figure I best check.

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This is test #5. Someday, I will make a post which does not violate rules one and five alone. That day may well come. Ideally, what will happen is that I will make a post that does not violate a single rule and thus win, but of that I can only hope!

Here's another thing I figure I best check.

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It's our good friends Rule one and Rule five, out to play again.

lankie. have you made a post at any point in this thread which doesn't violate rules 1 or 5?

wh0 n33ds v0w3ls 4n/w4/s

This is test #6. At this point, I've descended into proof by exhaustion territory, which seems a bit awkward to me but never mind.

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lankie. have you made a post at any point in this thread which doesn't violate rules 1 or 5?

I can confirm I have violated One and Five in every post.

Violates:
One
Five

wh0 n33ds v0w3ls 4n/w4/s

Violates:
One
Four (...kinda)
FIve

This is test #6. At this point, I've descended into proof by exhaustion territory, which seems a bit awkward to me but never mind.

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Violates:

...Rule five.

Just rule 5 left to solve then I guess.

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I never really solved rule 2 either. I just sort of assume someone else knows what they are doing in that regard.

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Just rule 5 left to solve then I guess.

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I never really solved rule 2 either. I just sort of assume someone else knows what they are doing in that regard.

Violates:
Rule four

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Violates rule 'fool me once...'

oh shit. what was rule#4 again? Wasn't that the numbers rule.

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Honestly I stopped trying to actually figure this out a while back.

This is test #7. At this point, I've descended into proof by exhaustion territory, which seems a bit awkward to me but never mind.

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Rule 5.

oh shit. what was rule#4 again? Wasn't that the numbers rule.

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Honestly I stopped trying to actually figure this out a while back.

YOU ARE A WINNER!

Here were the rules:

1. Post must contain a spoiler.
2. Post must include a Numeric digit.
3. Post must contain no quotes.
4. Post must include at least three different types of punctuation.
5. Post must have the 'Post Subject' altered.

If you're confused about passing number four a lot I was counting the : in the Post subject every time.

Good Game!

This is test #7, actually. The other test with this number was made by an impostor with an incredibly irritating trickster streak!

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EDIT: shit, too slow. Well done Ix!

Nicely done. I didn't even notice the subject alterations until Lankie pointed them out. The meta rules are the deadliest.

Nicely done. I didn't even notice the subject alterations until Lankie pointed them out. The meta rules are the deadliest.

Yeah, that was the last one I spotted, and only because Ix got there first. It was pretty clever!

Anyone wanna think up another set of rules for me us?

I'd host another but I wanna give some other people a chance to host it.

Well done Granola for immediately identifying what rule 3 was. The jury's still out on whether being able to use quotes or not is more or less fun.

...ah, balls to it. I'm procrastinating something fierce right now anyway.

This is post #1. It violates the following rules: 1, 2, 3 and 4.

...ah, balls to it. I'm procrastinating something fierce right now anyway.

This is post #1. It violates the following rules: 1, 2, 3 and 4.