[split] The Return of Jester Mafia - GAME END!

I'm as extreme as they come

Skateboards into the group of people who haven't bothered voting yet, aggressively refusing to wash his hands.

Vote: Jacquerel

FACT: I am a giant idiot.

USER JACQUEREL HAS NOT SUBMITTED NOW INITIATING EXTREME MEASURES PLEASE BE PATIENT

Sruix beruru isn't even in this game get your head together man.

Share brandy with: Mirdini

Chortle at: consumptive rubes

WHEW BOUT TIME WE GET SOME REAL VOTALS IN HERE

SOME CHUMP - 1 (cyber95)
Granolaman - 3 (NTA, bigro, jacquerel)
jacquerel - 1 (TehPilot)
Kieros - 1 (MalkyTop)
Palamedes - 1 (Palamedes)
yd12k - 1 (Garuru)
CLEARLY YOU MISUNDERSTAND - 5 (DF, Granolaman, Mirdini, ICan'tGiveCredit, yd12k)
HE'S NOT REALLY HERE - 1 (Epamynondas)

Jacquerel blows a kiss!

TehPilot has contracted The VIRUS!

Researchers continue their search for the means of transmission!

RESEARCH PROGRESS: 1/2

A vaccine may be in sight!

VACCINE PROGRESS: 1/4

Yes that is clearly a bear.

Naw man *cough cough* it's obviously a gopher

Or we could solve it with a flamethrower! Hrng a hnnnnnnng.

Also vote:Garuru because he's obviously not lying and we need to lynch all of the fools.

Who is beruru and what do they have to do with bears? Are they scumbuddies or something?

Also Policy Lynch: Cat

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Vote: Sruix

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Vote: Sruix

I Don't trust any of you.

For all I know... you all could be already infected.

Haha don't be ridiculous I'm not infected.
Licks Walrus's face, tries to insert hands into mouth.

GUYS

GUYS

DOGS

NOTHING MAKES SENSE

LYNCH THE DOG

VOTE: KIEROS


*Innocuously returns to sipping brandy in a dignified manner*

I'm not liking Kieros post 92. There's a lot of wine and fluff in that post and voting Sruixian seems a lot like trying to get attention away from himself. Plus that growling is a bit threatening.

Vote: Kieros

Sorry I meant

NONE OF THE OPTIONS MAKE SENSE

LYNCH THE DOG

A dog is a man's best friend. This is misandry.

I join the research effort

but only to find away to transmit the virus to dogs

I'd just like to state that I'm inviting everybody over to my house tonight for a secret party! No need to RSVP, just pp on down if you've got the time. I'll even pay for the plumbing this month so all the sinks will work but somebody else will have to bring soap because I don't buy soap I don't usually see the point of it.

Anyways, be there, or be not there.

Can I just like... split myself in two and be there and not be there at the same time.

If you can manage it, sure, I guess. I mean it seems likely that would mean half of your corpse would be showing up but hey whatever it's a party

FACT: This virus is non-contagious.

Cough on the next poster