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>Combine them then!

do whatever the wall says

>Combine them then!
> do whatever the wall says
That's the plan.


What a shitty cartoonish explosion.

Why did your boss even want you to do this, you're a biologist.

>Gather the smoke with your mouth! It's important for science!

> Use your telekinetic powers to defeat the brain tentacles!

I dunno, take notes on the brain tentacles. Maybe try insulting its eldritch parents to see what happens.

> you're a biologist, so create some character bios.


These good enough for ya'?
> I dunno, take notes on the brain tentacles. Maybe try insulting its eldritch parents to see what happens.

You mutter a "stupid dumb octopus tentacle thing" under your breath, then you immediately feel something wrapping around your upper body.

Well, There goes that guy.

Daniel finally wakes up and notices that the door he came through is in the middle of the street. Does he check the door or try find a different lead?

> The door is the lead. Interrogate the door.

> Actually the door is graphite. You were tricked.

>The brain tentacles are struggling less than usual. Eh, probably can skip feeding time later.

> The door is the lead. Interrogate the door.
You ask the door nicely if its a bad guy.
The door opens slightly, whispers a "yes" and then slams shut.

Welp, time to go through the door.

Huh. You seem to be in a water.... cavern? Weird.
Neat fishies though.
You keep walking through the cavern, until...

ooh! a note!

Oh. At least you know where she is. AND WHERE THE SECOND BAD GUY IS TOO!!!!
You run down the hallway, eventually leading to a split in the road with two doors.

Which way is the girlfriend stealing JERK?

>Break through the wall between the doors, kool-aid man style

>Right because right is always the right answer, because it's the right

> left because the left is all you have left, because it's the left.

>Right because right is always the right answer, because it's the right
You run through the right door, because right is always correct.

This is pretty weird looking, but that doesnt stop you from being ANGRY about your girlfriend being kidnapped.

Okay, now theres vines on the wall. Weird, but you're still pissed.

Loooooots of vines.

You have now entered The Overgrowth.

THERE HE IS! WHAT DO I DO??

> He is the lead. Interrogate him.

>Punch!

realize you don't even have a girlfriend and apologize for the misunderstanding. back out slowly

>Talk or I let out the head tentacles.

> He is the lead. Interrogate him.
>Talk or I let out the head tentacles.
You let him know you aren't here to mess around!
"Give me back my girl and I wont get Brian to eat you!"
The villain snickers.
"Try me."


"We took em. =>"

ALRIGHT TIME TO KICK HIS ASS.

realize you don't even have a girlfriend and apologize for the misunderstanding. back out slowly

>Hyper beam

> realize you don't even have a girlfriend and apologize for the misunderstanding. back out slowly
oh yeah, you dont.
shoot.
Well, you start to walk away from the fight but....

yeah.

>The head tentacles may be gone, but that only means you can carry more stuff.
>Stuff the villain into your head. I'm sure this is perfectly safe for both you and the villain.

>The head tentacles may be gone, but that only means you can carry more stuff.
>Stuff the villain into your head. I'm sure this is perfectly safe for both you and the villain.
You move to try stuff the villain into your head, but suddenly...

oh.

bluh.

GAME OVER
(OOC: i ran out of ideas, this is the actual end. Thanks for ploying)