Power Sheep [FINISHED]; BTP WINS

Slorange might be voting by playerlist.

if it makes you feel better: change vote to attack: btp

they are!

btp you were favoured, you were good. Treachery will never be allowed.

attack btp

Literally everything I've done so far has been determined by diceroll; I'm hardly a threat, until someone gives me a reason to be one.

I'm not too much of a threat, however, I do aim to be a battery for a player.

Welp, I'm outtie.

Change all 3 attacks to gatr

attack: nopad, true random votes are the enemy

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Update in <12 hours, if you haven't voted or want to move around your votes, now is the time

As you have renounced your treachery, I will show you my mercy. Do not forget, dearest p.

Attack: Gatr, earthexe

TURN 2 END - First Blood

A52 and Nopad choose random targets!

Gatr (6) - Sleepy x2, Btp x3, Palamedes x1
Shredded (5) - Robust Laser x1, Slorange x2, Gatr x2
Slorange (4) - Shredded x4
Sleepy (2) - earthexe x2
Btp (2) - Gatr x2
A52 (1 + 1) - bunnyInnocence x1, Random x1
Qwerx3 (1) - SeaWyrm x1
Nopad (1) - qwerx3 x1
Earthexe (1) - Palamedes x1
Palamedes (0 + 1) - Random x1

Gatr has died!

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Gatr: 0/10 Health, 4 Attack, 0 Defense, 1 Regen, 1 Delay
Shredded: 2/8 Health, 4 Attack, 0 Defense, 1 Delay (1 delayed injury)
Nopad: 4/5 Health, 1 Attack, 0 Defense
Palamedes: 5/6 Health, 2 Attack, 0 Defense
SleepingOrange: 1/5 Health, 2 Attack, 0 Defense (1 delayed injury)
a52: 2/6 Health, 2 Attack, 0 Defense
Sleepy: 3/5 Health, 2 Attack, 0 Defense
qwerx3: 5/6 Health, 1 Attack, 0 Defense
SeaWyrm: 5/5 Health, 1 Attack, 0 Defense
btp: 2/6 Health, 3 Attack, 0 Defense
earthexe: 4/6 Health, 2 Attack, 0 Defense
bunnyInnocence: 5/5 Health, 1 Attack, 0 Defense
Robust Laser: 5/5 Health, 1 Attack, 0 Defense

TURN 3 - Popular in Death / Oh Baby a Quadruple

Gatr (4) - Robust Laser, Seawyrm, bunnyInnocence, Sleepy
Nopad (2) - Slorange, Palamedes
Palamedes (2) - Qwerx3, Nopad
bunnyInnocence (2) - Gatr, earthexe
Sleepy (0 + 2) - Random x2
Shredded (1) - a52
Btp (1) - Shredded
Qwerx3 (1) - Btp
A52 (0 + 1) - Random
Slorange (0 + 1) - Random

Defense up!

Nopad, Palamedes, bunnyInnocence and Sleepy each receive 1 Evade. For each point of Evade, there is a 5% chance of ignoring a point of damage assigned to you. Delayed damage cannot be evaded.

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Gatr
Shredded: 2/8 Health, 4 Attack, 1 Defense, 1 Delay (1 delayed injury)
Nopad: 4/5 Health, 1 Attack, 2 Defense, 1 Evade
Palamedes: 5/6 Health, 2 Attack, 2 Defense, 1 Evade
SleepingOrange: 1/5 Health, 2 Attack, 1 Defense (1 delayed injury)
a52: 2/6 Health, 2 Attack, 1 Defense
Sleepy: 3/5 Health, 2 Attack, 2 Defense, 1 Evade
qwerx3: 5/6 Health, 1 Attack, 1 Defense
SeaWyrm: 5/5 Health, 1 Attack, 0 Defense
btp: 2/6 Health, 3 Attack, 1 Defense
earthexe: 4/6 Health, 2 Attack, 0 Defense
bunnyInnocence: 5/5 Health, 1 Attack, 2 Defense, 1 Evade
Robust Laser: 5/5 Health, 1 Attack, 0 Defense

i literally had my vote change ready to post. got ninjad by my own death. jesus fucking christ

edit: just for the sake of posterity my vote was going to be attack: btp 4 times because "you can't back out of this suicide pact" considering he was trying to take me down with him, and he actually made it out alive and i didnt, which is a really irritating position for me to be in. but that seems kind of petty, considering it doesn't contribute to my victory at all. which i had no chance at all of achieving, by the way.

what a completely skewed game, seriously

attack: Nopad is my policy lynch until something interesting happens

I mean I was going to keep targeting the player with the most health but I guess if you want to be that way :/

attack papers, we'll both go down with our delay injuries if defense doesn't protect from delay; if it does, I ask earthexe to attack instead of a random target. Since I'm dying, I can't offer anything meaningful in the context of the game, but I'd sure appreciate it.

Sorted by efficiency of attack:

Shredded: 1.67 efficiency, 17 power
btp: 1.00 efficiency, 12 power
SleepingOrange: 1.00 efficiency, 6 power
a52: 0.67 efficiency, 8 power
earthexe: 0.50 efficiency, 8 power
Sleepy: 0.38 efficiency, 15 power
Palamedes: 0.26 efficiency, 19 power
Robust Laser: 0.20 efficiency, 5 power
Seawyrm: 0.20 efficiency, 5 power
qwerx3: 0.17 efficiency, 7 power
Nopad: 0.15 efficiency, 9 power
bunnyInnocence: 0.13 efficiency, 10 power

Sorted by power level:

Palamedes: 0.26 efficiency, 19 power
Shredded: 1.67 efficiency, 17 power
Sleepy: 0.38 efficiency, 15 power
btp: 1.00 efficiency, 12 power
bunnyInnocence: 0.13 efficiency, 10 power
Nopad: 0.15 efficiency, 9 power
a52: 0.67 efficiency, 8 power
earthexe: 0.50 efficiency, 8 power
qwerx3: 0.17 efficiency, 7 power
SleepingOrange: 1.00 efficiency, 6 power
Robust Laser: 0.20 efficiency, 5 power
Seawyrm: 0.20 efficiency, 5 power

Attack palamedes

Reminder: this game is like one of those "Oh Reyweld Made a Shitpost Game" games so please don't take it too seriously. I literally made it in 10 minutes and if those ten minutes are netting you unhappiness don't let them.

tldr: gobble ;(/)

I think that may have been too serious a face, let me try again

Gimme those spicypoints and d12 --> robust laser unless one more person tells me to attack (in which case attack papers)

If i tell you not to attack will that count for anything? I'm already losing dearest Slorange ;-;

Laser that b will only protect you so much. I was ready to murder my darling btp, what makes you think I won't come for you?

I dunno, I've been asking a magic 8 ball who to vote for.

It doesn't give very easy to interpret advice but who am i to defy prophecy?

Your counter-request has sated me, and I shall not vote for papers.

Here is how I'll operate, then.

I will roll a die to mark my initial target. If someone other than my current target tells me to re-roll, then I will, eliminating them from the list of possibilities. But if someone tells me to direct my vote toward a specific person, then I will not re-roll - but I will add one instance of them to my list, for if I should happen to roll again.

Each player is allowed one intervention, and two additions. Once someone has been protected, they cannot be attacked by me under any circumstances until the next round.

My spinner currently reads as thus.

Shredded
Shredded
Nopad
Palamedes
SleepingOrange
a52
Sleepy
qwerx3
SeaWyrm
btp
bunnyInnocence
--> Robust Laser <--

Wait you have a magic 8 ball with all of our names on it?

That is... troubling to say the least.

Does it have my name, or my TRUE name?