Sozzletown: the thread where you use substances

Go to a hospital immediately

there are 128 different possibilities for qrumd

'being not high is like the opposite of being high. both are states you can be in.' -somebody once

told me.

there are hundreds of desert geckos and chameleons clambering all over my body and i will soon teach them command of a desert assault unit in my quest to establish a new stateless nationstate in the desert where all are free to nakedly frolick (but mostly at night because it's hot during the day and you don't want your genitals to 'melt over' out in sun)

the genitals can then start to rust if they sit out for too long

the whole place comes out of the ground and rockets over to cold regions in the summer, so it isn't so darn sultry all the time. this could one way to settle the problem.

Getting high and watching peewee Herman's big adventure was a good idea

drunk 4 fingers of rye whiskey straight and i don't really feel impaired or sleepy, disappointing

edit: wait there we go, just took the better part of a half-hour to kick in

Awwhhh hell yeah now there are multiples

it's 5 am, i didn't drink enough to get myself to sleep

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gG62zay3kck

:^) :^) :^) :^)

I have booked my hotel room in sozzletown for the third night in a row

tonight i plan on tripping genitals and trying to draw political comics if all works out. stay tuned.

I am tuned

I drank a White Russian last Saturday.

I'm not sure about the quality of the content of this video, but the man it features is blazed as fuck

DEAR WEED DIARY, DAY 1

TODAY

I TOOMK SOME OF EDIBLE WEED 50 MINUTES AGO

MOST EDIBLES HAVE 10 MG AS ONE DOSAGE AND THAT'S A DECENT HIGH THAT WILL TAKE A WHILE TO KICK IN

I HAD 40 MG

ITS A HOLIDAY SO I EXPECT TO RECOVER BEFORE SCHOOL STARTS AGAIN THAT'S QUITE FINE I'M CERTAIN I'LL BE OKAY

BUT IT HASN'T EVEN BEEN AN HOUR AND IM ALREADY THIS HIGH

IM SO GLAD I DROVE TO THE CONVENIENCE STORE BEFOREHAND TO GET SNACKS



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(EN ROUTE TO MAKING THAT POST: [9])

I'M TYPING IN ALL CAPS EVERY PERSON I TALK TO THIS IS A BAD

BUT I CANNOT STOP

I INSTINCTUALLY HOLD THE SHIFT KEY

i cven hit caps lock

shit there's no such thing as double all caps

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(BY HOLDING DOWN BOTH SHIFT KEYS AND HAVING CAPS LOCK DOWN I HAVE DISCOVERED DESIGNER OVERSIGHT

WHAT THE FUCK)

I AM TUCKING RIGHT THE FUCK INTO THIS CAN OF SOUP

THERE'S SHIT THAT LOOKS LIKE THIS ON MY IMGUR